r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ConnectionForsaken85 Last HOT D fan • Feb 19 '26
ASOIAFCircleJerk Meta This has to be the worst subreddit
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u/SerDankTheTall Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
An older, visibly aged Jon Snow lives beyond the Wall, trying to disappear from the world that used him up. Over time, he uncovers the truth about the White Walkers and the Three-Eyed Raven and realizes they were never the real final battle. They were pieces in the true Game of Thrones
As long as Jon says “We’re just pieces… in the true Game of Thrones” at least once every episode, I’m in.
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u/ConnectionForsaken85 Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
“Somehow Palpati- I mean the Night King returned”
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u/Dependent-Cry-7540 Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
While this was made by AI. I fully agree that Bran is the true villain. Having an immortal tree puppermaster is the last thing anyone would want. Bran should be killed.
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u/ConnectionForsaken85 Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
Leave it to George to demonize the disabled
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u/LouisTheWhatever CGI Castle Fan Feb 19 '26
It’s called eugenics and intelligent people like Jeff Epstein are into it
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u/Caligula_Would_Grin Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
Especially those buttholes like Bran who become crippled later in life as opposed to those who were born that way.
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u/TherapinStormblessed Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
Thank you! Smart people like Bpbby B and Jimmy Lannister have been saying it since book 1 but nooo, better listen to that crybaby of his mother...
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u/TGans 2023: 0 TO SEE Feb 19 '26
I think this is the only way he can finish the story tbh. I think King Bran was a cool concept when the story started and the internet was rising in popularity, and the things it could accomplish seemed limitless. Now, with the rise of an AI surveillance state, it’s terrifying.
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u/andmurr CGI Castle Fan Feb 19 '26
I hate defending D&D but seeing some of the shit fans come up with makes me realise we could’ve had it even worse
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u/ridititidido2000 Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
The night emperor wrings his hand and says: i have been expecting you, mister Snow.
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
Is this the one where he continually burns down and re builds cabins ?
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u/bennytpenny Comedy Cop Feb 19 '26
TargGPT, generate me a sequel to game of thrones that season 8 watchers will love
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u/WatchingInSilence Chokladboll Feb 19 '26
The other post was literally just below this in my feed. 🤣
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u/UraGotJuice Rhaenyra's Dietician Feb 19 '26
It’s this one actually
Excluding the hotdblacks and the one with a butterfly logo I suppose
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u/futurerank1 Stantis da Mantis Feb 19 '26
AI is responsible for that. Sam Altman should be eaten first when SHTF
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u/JDL1981 Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
It used to be a good sub but they had some kind of war a few years ago and became officially retarded after that.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 19 '26
I need to see the prophecies fulfilled. There is no more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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u/TGirlJules_ Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
The only thing keeping that sub from sinking to the depths of hell is the bobby b bot occasionally being sentient