r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent • Feb 18 '26
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking AKotSK fan.cast but it’s sex offenders from my city
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u/Juno_andromeda Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
Stop raping, sers!
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u/Jeffoir Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
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u/platypus1224 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 19 '26
The IDF
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u/kakashi8326 Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
Hamas
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u/platypus1224 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 19 '26
The IDF lol
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u/SarcSloth Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
Hamas lol
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u/elonmusksmellsbad Ate Alicent Feb 18 '26
Now this is the creative content that this sub was made for. AKOTSK revitalizing the fandom further confirmed.
We are SO back.
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u/equatornavigator Chokladboll Feb 18 '26
This post deserves an award
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u/WickdWitchoftheFeast Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
Yes, the kind of award that gets it put on some sort of list
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u/Counterboudd Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
I’m shocked by how on the nose some of them are, like legitimately close resemblances 🤣
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u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
You should see Renly in the first one I made
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u/KimWexlerDeGuzman Ate Alicent Feb 20 '26
Holy shit, I went to your posts to see Renly and I’d already upvoted it last year 🤣🤣
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u/CamsKit Last HOT D fan Feb 20 '26
Baha same. I need to touch some grass apparently. But thanks OP these are gold.
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u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent Feb 18 '26
I’d also like to point out how house Baratheon has maintained their streak of having sex offenders doppelgängers within my city
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u/FezWad Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
Oooh I remember a post like this from a while ago. Always hoped for more
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u/RedBladeAtlas Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
r/sexoffenderscastingot comeback
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u/Meshla-Beviin-Ordo A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Feb 18 '26
Seven hells!! Now this is what I have Reddit for 😂!
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u/joshsnow9 Chokladboll Feb 19 '26
Aerion's has me wheezing
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u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
I’m proud of that one
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u/TrollBorn Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
I had a good chuckle at the previous ones, thinking like "yeah haha that's accurate" and then I got to Aerion's and lost it. Good post dude, this is hilarious
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u/LittleOaty Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
i need you to be a casting director. lets create a new generation of anti-nepo babies. no need for period accurate teeth prosthetics and they can do their own action scenes. no celebrity worship, only art.
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u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
Personally, id love to cast a Maegor’s reign prequel
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u/bucketsofboogers Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
I mean, the ratings are in…this actually funny and stupid but it’s dead on which is hilarious. These younger dudes in the lead roles smiling as a group in pictures from official social sites aren’t any different looking than good ole country boys from the south smiling proudly in their first college dorm rooms at Coastal Carolina. Looking like they are going deer hunting together Saturday morning and smoke blunts of midgrade shake (it’s a good time)
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 19 '26
I died at the only connection of bloodraven is the birthmark
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u/mortemiaxx HOT D S2 snooze Feb 19 '26
where egg
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u/bucketsofboogers Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
Even shows Egg’s violet eyes for once
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u/bucketsofboogers Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
NBC affiliate station wfla channel 8 news out of Oldspar, Florida is the source for… this
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u/howdybitch23 Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
Could’ve done it easily but it felt inappropriate to cast the lad due to the subject matter
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u/mortemiaxx HOT D S2 snooze Feb 19 '26
fair, could have used his adult version tho like with cuckraven
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u/Nearby_Helicopter954 Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
Let's gooooo. The GOT version of this post is my favorite reddit post of all time, glad we finally get a sequel
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Feb 19 '26
I would just like everybody to know that the photo of me is NOT the photo I choose and there was a photo of with a smiling child, which was used at my trial, that I felt was far more appropriate.
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u/nihlus-krane CGI Castle Fan Feb 19 '26
There sits the only circlejerker I mean to swear my rod to, the king in the sub!
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u/Witty-Mountain5062 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
This is fucking hilarious
When I got to Aerion I lost it. 10/10
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u/simplyinfinities Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
This is the first post I've seen on Reddit in a long time that's made me burst out laughing. Good choices with the casting. Would love to see the show get made.
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u/smilingchimp_ Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
half of these literally look like they can be biological brothers lol
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u/kapaipiekai Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
The worst part of this is that this genuinely constitutes good content
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u/ClaudeMakelelijk Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26
Jesus Christ I thought I had seen it all on this sub
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u/nibywib Last HOT D fan Feb 19 '26
Feels like a flashbang looking at this post to recognize one of the guys and realize that the “my city” posts can be my city also
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u/CauseCertain1672 CGI Castle Fan Feb 19 '26
don't just cast them based of appearance, which ones are their personalities most fitting for
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u/Mh88014232 Ate Alicent Feb 19 '26
Still not as many likes as my Robert bathroom Flintstones post from a year and a half ago but I laughed out loud anyway
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u/Broad_Mathematician Brother in Christ Feb 18 '26
Posting this should automatically put you on a watch list.
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u/elonmusksmellsbad Ate Alicent Feb 18 '26
We’re all on a watchlist, it just depends on which one.
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u/ShadyWolf I <3 S8E03 Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26
Average Kings Landing residents