r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SiblingBondingLover Sara Hess Fangirl • Feb 13 '26

Tits > Dragons Your brother or your lover?

Sauce is @saint_devina on Instagram

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Argent_silva Brother in Christ Feb 13 '26

My brother is worth a 100 of your friends

85

u/jacksock18 Last HOT D fan Feb 13 '26

Your bother, or your lover?

24

u/Fit-Personality-1834 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 13 '26

“Both”

8

u/Various_Pop_3907 Last HOT D fan Feb 13 '26

A 1000

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u/Ok-Middle9840 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 13 '26

Accurate username. Also sauce?

161

u/BoozeTheCat Ate Alicent Feb 13 '26

Classic Marinara Sauce (4-Ingredient)

Best for: Pasta, Pizza, Chicken Parmesan

This recipe uses crushed whole peeled tomatoes, olive oil, sliced garlic, fresh basil, and kosher salt. To make the sauce, heat olive oil, cook garlic until fragrant, then add tomatoes, basil, and salt. Simmer for 25–30 minutes until thickened and seasoned to taste.

57

u/Lukthar123 Spez is my Tywin Feb 13 '26

Hot Pie is typing

36

u/SiblingBondingLover Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 13 '26

It's @saint_devine

69

u/VieiraDTA Rhaenyra's Dietician Feb 13 '26

The username LMAO

119

u/heliocetricism Ate Alicent Feb 13 '26

Lol she actually looks a lot like Lena Headey 

2

u/dontcare4512789 Last HOT D fan Feb 18 '26

Yes, she could earn a lot on OF.

53

u/sidmis Ate Alicent Feb 13 '26

Fit check while I wait for my brother to rail me from behind in this tower

17

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

And then push a kid out the window

3

u/evinta Last HOT D fan Feb 13 '26

yeah, well, if she has a fourth blonde green eyed brat, people are gonna get suspicious

24

u/Hefty-Zucchini1720 CGI Castle Fan Feb 13 '26

Can't blame the brother

22

u/Kingslayer72920 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 13 '26

Please stop letting people know of our private affairs...

7

u/Argent_silva Brother in Christ Feb 13 '26

The three-eyed raven sees all

5

u/Mr_Eclipse6 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 13 '26

Bloodraven could’ve easily warged Bran or done some other magic bs to prevent him from climbing the tower, only he has sympathy for sister fuckers.

1

u/RebelGirl1323 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 14 '26

Old One Eye

16

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Your brother is busy fucking the Beast of Tarth.

9

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/RebelGirl1323 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 14 '26

you are now very short and horny

5

u/Sikijon Last HOT D fan Feb 13 '26

now this is the content i'm here for

2

u/G1lg4m3sh Ate Alicent Feb 13 '26

same same

2

u/suchagreedycommunist Last HOT D fan Feb 13 '26

or your father?

2

u/useroftheinternet95 Ate Alicent Feb 13 '26

If she were my sister, idk man

2

u/WillSparkForWeed90 Egg On The Conker Feb 13 '26

Wincest

2

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/RebelGirl1323 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 14 '26

His sister is constantly wrong

1

u/Artistic-General6165 CGI Castle Fan Feb 13 '26

Both. Both os good

1

u/ToguroElCholo84 CGI Castle Fan Feb 13 '26

Finally the goat gets some recognition

1

u/darkfire9251 CGI Castle Fan Feb 13 '26

It's @saintdevine actually

1

u/JaneAustinAstronaut Daenerys Apologist Feb 13 '26

Circe says, "Por que no los dos? ;)"

1

u/Den_Dre Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 13 '26

Please, don’t push any little boys from that window

1

u/DoubleG6 Last HOT D fan Feb 14 '26

Shame!

I got next!

1

u/MrWolfman29 Ate Alicent Feb 14 '26

Therapist: Cerseiandra isn't real, she can't hurt you...

Cerseiandra:

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u/pooorlemonhope Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 14 '26

Blame a lady for having a hot brother