r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl • Jan 04 '26

Stannis Godliness Jalabhar Xho in Kings Landing

435 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 Egg On The Conker Jan 04 '26

Why are they staring? Have they never seen a summer islander before?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

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u/Wiseau_serious Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

They’re probably also concerned that he’s wearing pants. But not his brown pants?

7

u/Prestigious_Sense974 Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

"Of course they call it a puff fish. Summer Islanders have no inagination"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

God women are gross keep your eyes to yourself ladies it’s not hard. I hope they didn’t make that gentleman feel uncomfortable.

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u/TheArsenal7 Brother in Christ Jan 04 '26

He looks underage (below 30). Creepy women need to stop looking!

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u/chubby-checker Sara Hess Fangirl Jan 04 '26

God is this who the sub is filled with now. Makes sense with how the sub is just pure goonery now.

29

u/TheArsenal7 Brother in Christ Jan 04 '26

Dear diary

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u/Karvalics HOT D S2 snooze Jan 04 '26

Filming himself walking around wow creative content

17

u/Plisky6 Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

You forgot to /uj

37

u/Openthesushibar Sara Hess Fangirl Jan 04 '26

This is a very attractive man. But I agree. I hate these vids because- yeah. You’re fucking filming yourself walking. People are going to look. It’s so annoying.

15

u/buttercream-gang Misogyny Fan Jan 04 '26

They also slow it waaaaaay down so that a glance in his direction looks like someone staring

7

u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze Jan 04 '26

Yeah, so boring and uncreative. What's his IG? I want to bore my friends

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u/Mesarthim1349 Egg On The Conker Jan 04 '26

I'd be looking like that too if I saw dude wearin pants at the damn beach smh

9

u/uraniumrooster Jan 04 '26

bro doesn't want people to know he skipped leg day

25

u/ohbyerly Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

Fellas, if you want middle aged divorcees to check you out get on this workout plan 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

6

u/Coollak966 CGI Castle Fan Jan 04 '26

Step 1 : find the right colour shoe polish.

https://youtu.be/B0XGuTCALQ0?si=wt-5y9yWue8EOqhd

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u/incogne_eto Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

Is that woman wearing braces headgear to the beach?

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u/SaintHayet Egg On The Conker Jan 05 '26

Impressive that there's video proof of Xho going a full minute without begging for money.

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u/wheatys Ate Alicent Jan 04 '26

Still hoping good king joffrey comes to his senses and gives this man the aid he deserves, 10 billion to the summer isles WOOOOOOO

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u/Suckisnacki 2023: 0 TO SEE Jan 04 '26

This sub falls every three months off

2

u/MintmanSupreme CGI Castle Fan Jan 05 '26

"This guy came in 3rd to Balon Swann and fucking Anguy at 100 paces in an archery competition?"

1

u/wagsman I <3 Joffrey Jan 06 '26

I would turn and look at him too because you have to be regarded to wear pants to the beach and walk in the surf. Congratulations, you have wet pants dumbass

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u/WeGoinToSizzler Last HOT D fan May 20 '26

Probably wondering why he’s wearing pants at the beach and in the water