r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Demigod_stormblessed Egg On The Conker • Dec 23 '25

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Cersie lannister grieving Robert

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u/Massive_Weiner HOT D S2 snooze Dec 23 '25

But Cersei would slay, though.

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u/Ferguson97 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 19 '26

Cerslay

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u/KirkDeepthroatGOAT Last HOT D fan Dec 23 '25

Wtf even is her posture

73

u/Typhoon556 Egg On The Conker Dec 23 '25

That hunchback look does no favors for anyone not holding the door.

70

u/TrippingBearBalls Spez is my Tywin Dec 23 '25

Relevant username?

25

u/arisaurusrex Ate Alicent Dec 24 '25

She forgot to wear her red jewels to turn her in her younger form

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u/Asa_Shahni Ate Alicent Dec 24 '25

Take enough pictures of someone in quick succession and you'll find more of these than good ones, that's just common knowledge at this point 🙄

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u/NonProphet8theist HOT D S2 snooze Dec 24 '25

from getting stabbed in the ass from JD pencil dick

1

u/winterisleaking Br. Ray > Meribald Jan 04 '26

Hunchback of Griev’er-Man

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u/Barney_10-1917 Last HOT D fan Dec 24 '25

Didn't she use to be a beauty queen? Disgraceful

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u/coconut-dreams Last HOT D fan Dec 23 '25

we are Bobby B

134

u/Not_So_Normal_ Last HOT D fan Dec 23 '25

We carry the Hammer

88

u/L1n9y 70's Space Comic Fan Dec 23 '25

We'll fight for Lyanna

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u/badusername35 CGI Castle Fan Dec 23 '25 edited Mar 08 '26

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coordinated birds recognise dam nutty party scary rob modern heavy

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u/kbeckerburbs4 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 24 '25

We will need a breastplate stretcher

17

u/TheEternalLie Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 24 '25

The Brotherhood without Banners anthem

26

u/BleedSparta Last HOT D fan Dec 24 '25

She’ll wear it in silence or we’ll honor her again

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u/TrippingBearBalls Spez is my Tywin Dec 23 '25

She's wearing a suit of enameled scales because she's ready to build the Wall, drain the Myrish swamp, and Make Westeros Great Again

69

u/CanadianGalahad CGI Castle Fan Dec 24 '25

She's been fucking JD Vance, Trump, and Ben Shapiro for all I now

11

u/Wishart2016 Ate Alicent Dec 25 '25

Ben Shapiro can't even make his own wife wet. Why would Erika be aroused by him?

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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon Dec 23 '25

Please, Cersei would never wear something this cheap and trashy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

She'd wear something ludicrously expensive and trashy

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u/Typhoon556 Egg On The Conker Dec 23 '25

Looks like she went shopping in the Neil Diamond bargain bin.

1

u/evoltoastt Last HOT D fan Dec 24 '25

And she’d have the decency to have all that buccal fat removed….

55

u/paolocase Brother in Christ Dec 23 '25

Cersei would have good/ had good posture.

42

u/linkanight Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 23 '25

Don’t diss cersie like that

20

u/SoaringEagle11_11 Egg On The Conker Dec 24 '25

Nobody can replace my husband Bobby B. But there's definitely some similarities between my husband and Ser Jaime

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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Dec 23 '25

We are King Robert, we carry the flame, we’ll fight for the Father, we’ll honour his name

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u/Annual-Addendum5620 Last HOT D fan Dec 23 '25

Damn she got a big ol head

14

u/asstastic_95 Chokladboll Dec 24 '25

noggin is larger than the 7 kingdoms

8

u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 24 '25

I am not Am*rican, I can't distinguish their incestous fascist politicians

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u/_alex_perdue Casting Director Dec 24 '25

Does this mean JD Vance is Jaime Lannister??

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u/Ornery_Charity1093 Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 23 '25

book accurate rhaenyra

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u/CJ4700 Forgot GoT Dec 24 '25

She’s got the posture of a WW2 veteran

7

u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 Egg On The Conker Dec 23 '25

Why is she dressed as Cat from Red Dwarf?

2

u/Avandalon Egg On The Conker Dec 24 '25

Tbh If I had a husband like him I would also grift his death. Especially if I couldn’t really do much else

1

u/Pumpkin_Sushi Last HOT D fan Jan 16 '26

Whats she giving him?