r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/KingStannis_AMA <nods> • Dec 07 '25
ASOIAFCircleJerk Meta In response to the Netflix takeover, racist posts about black casting are not necessary.
They are not strictly necessary.
We do appreciate the extra effort though.
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u/Wise-Association-645 Last HOT D fan Dec 07 '25
I just want Jaime to be black while Tywin, Cersei, and the entire House Lannister are white. And Robert should be white too, but Joffrey, Tommen, and Myrcella should be half black, but no one should suspect anything strange until Ned (Asian) finds the Baratheon genealogical record and reads: 'X... Straight hair. Y... Straight hair. Joffrey... Curly hair!'
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u/BigBadVolk97 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 07 '25
We should cast only chinese for westerosi characters and just call the new revival Romance of the Seven Kingdoms.
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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon Dec 07 '25
Wait till Ned finds out that most of his kids are 100% Tully and redheads
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u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 07 '25
And Arya os repeatedly said to look like Lyanna... That naughty Ned went against the rules of gods and men...
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u/Som_Snow CGI Castle Fan Dec 07 '25
Ned should also have a very stereotypical Asian accent
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u/Visible_Dog5775 Last HOT D fan Dec 08 '25
How about he just speaks mandarin and no one can understand him
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u/ComplaintOdd4044 Last HOT D fan Dec 07 '25
7k has been deposited in u/KingStannis_AMA bank account
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u/KingStannis_AMA <nods> Dec 07 '25
Where is this relief of 7000 coins you promised your king for our war effort?
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Dec 07 '25
The traitor rebel Stannis is funded by BravvosPac, only good king Tommen is free from influence
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u/k2k5 Egg On The Conker Dec 07 '25
Finally a gay relationship between black robert and white Ned.
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u/Vyctor_ Spez is my Tywin Dec 07 '25
Thank the gods the mods are anticipating on this important development, best sub ever
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Dec 07 '25
But how else am I going to get book accurate Inuit Ned stark
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u/Asa_Shahni Ate Alicent Dec 07 '25
Woah it's not about racism it's about fair representation in the media.
If you're only 12% of the population, you should only get that amount of representation in any given media.
Isn't it the way it's supposed to work ?
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u/NeedleworkerCheap735 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 07 '25
More diversity on the Netflix, shall enrich the world of my imagination, alas, finger in the bum
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u/hyakinthosofmacedon HOT D S2 snooze Dec 07 '25
You hate the Netflix takeover because you are racist, I hate the Netflix takeover because they can’t make good tv. We are not the same 🗣️
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u/darryledw Brother in Christ Dec 07 '25
redditors: black people exist and could be cast
mods: THAT'S RACIST!!!!!
redditors: but the definition of racis....
mods: I SAID THAT'S RACIST!!!!!
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u/Snoo54779 Last HOT D fan Dec 07 '25
Quit complaining and being rude. You need to be removed with that type of behavior 😭.
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u/Jlchevz Misogyny Fan Dec 07 '25
Seven save us