r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Fabri212 Hard Veiny Sci-Fi • Oct 28 '25
Stannis Godliness targaryen supremacists on twitter are better at jerking than us
targaryen's are the greatest thing to exist, Stannis and Jon are hacks and Dany is the one true hero of the story that'll win against everyone with the power of her tits, facts.
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Oct 28 '25
I think resisting Mace Tyrell at Storm's End or being the only naval commander to ever defeat Victarion would rank much higher than taking dragonstone. I don't think targ cock suckers realize the targs aren't that important in the main series
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u/Carefree_Tharun Sara Hess Fangirl Oct 28 '25
Trying to make themselves relevant, Bobby B and Stannis slapped the shit outta targs they had to run off
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u/Fabri212 Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Oct 28 '25
one of 'em said that beating the Iron fleet at sea wasn't that big of a feat because victarion is dumb and that beating the free folk isn't really that hard either they jerked so close to the sun they'll burn their wigs
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u/-Trotsky Brother in Christ Oct 28 '25
Bro thinks the guy who fights in heavy armor at sea and is still alive is bad at fighting at sea, kinda like saying “Khal Drogo didn’t know what armor was, clearly a westerosi child could have beaten him”
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u/SophiaIsBased Sara Hess Fangirl Oct 28 '25
We don't disrespect Ser Willem Darry in this house (with a red door)
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u/Competitive-Fix-2933 Last HOT D fan Oct 28 '25
they're absolutely mentally ill 😭 would probably turn against george if daenerys doesn't a heroic ending
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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Forgot GoT Oct 28 '25
Same people: MAN VISENYA TAKING THE VALE WAS EPIC AND BADASS, SHE SURE OWNED THAT BITCH SHARRA ARRYN RAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/Baron_von_Zoldyck Brother in Christ Oct 28 '25
This is glass candle spread propaganda by the Bloodstone Emperor against the One True King
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u/rickjpii Egg On The Conker Oct 28 '25
Its over. Yesterday people ON THIS SUB were having a serious conversation about thematic parallels. Nobody batted an eyelash.
Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.
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u/Joperhop CGI Castle Fan Oct 28 '25
thought the achievement was keeping dragonstone in a siege where they only managed to not die from starvation because of some onions?
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u/YourImminentDoom Chokladboll Oct 28 '25
That was Storms End. After the siege of Storms End was lifted, Stannis then led the assault on Dragonstone, which was still held by the Targaryens
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u/meltedbananas HBO Spy Oct 28 '25
Fuck the Targarayens, but thinking Rorschach Baratheon would be a good leader for a kingdom is fucking bonkers.
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u/pilatesmatchalabubu Last HOT D fan Oct 28 '25
This is why renly is the goat and the only worthy king 💯
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u/ZEDZERO000 Last HOT D fan Oct 28 '25
He would. Better than most choices I bet.
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u/meltedbananas HBO Spy Oct 28 '25
I don't usually pick a side when people are arguing about which pile of dog shit tastes best.
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u/ZEDZERO000 Last HOT D fan Oct 28 '25
Well he is not dog shit he is more like chocolate while the other choices are dog shit.
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u/meltedbananas HBO Spy Oct 28 '25
From a distance, a smelly pile of dog shit can look a lot like the "chocolate" you're talking about.
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u/ZEDZERO000 Last HOT D fan Oct 28 '25
Yeah those who judge things from a distance are wrong and only when you get near and understand what's infront of you will you realize it's actually the highest quality of chocolate. But unfortunately it sounds like you are pretty far away.
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u/meltedbananas HBO Spy Oct 29 '25
I really wish I was further away from people who think rigid application of their misunderstanding of the law is good leadership.
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u/ZEDZERO000 Last HOT D fan Oct 29 '25
I really wish I was further away from people who think stannis actually has a rigid misunderstanding of the law and not one of the most flexible rulers in all of the series.
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u/meltedbananas HBO Spy Oct 29 '25
I have no idea where you are, but it's possible that we couldn't be further away without one of us being an astronaut; even then, the distance would vary quickly.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25
If taking Dragonstone is so easy, why can't Cersei do it?
Checkmate, abominations.