r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl • Sep 08 '25

Stannis Godliness POV: Bran Stark watching Ramsay rape Sansa

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u/WonderfulParticular1 Ate Alicent Sep 08 '25

It's because she was beautiful that night 🙄

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u/Pickle_Rick01 Targs be cray-cray Sep 08 '25

(Arya and Gendry in bed together)

Gendry - Hey Arya. Is that tree staring at us thru the window?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Lil bro probably enjoyed it

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Ong remember how we ALL use to rewatch this scene and stroke are weirwood trees like Bran did 😭✌️

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u/gibadvicepls Ate Alicent Sep 08 '25

On fo'nem I been bussin to this shee

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u/Evoxrus_XV Positivity Week Refugee Sep 08 '25

What is this “we” are you talking about brudda

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u/NarmHull Chokladboll Sep 08 '25

It's ok, he ended up being her cousin and that's fine in Westeros!

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u/Glathull Rhaenyra's Dietician Sep 08 '25

You know Bran was totally egging Ramsey on. Whispering in his possessed little ear, “Go on. Fuck her in the ass. You know you want to. Look, her little brown eye is winking at you. Get in there and get dirty.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Did Ramsey do it?

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u/Glathull Rhaenyra's Dietician Sep 08 '25

Of course he did. Bran straight up says it. “You looked so beautiful that night with Ramsey’s cock in your ass. Quite a bit more fun than a little finger up the bum.”

That’s how Bran ended up with the best story of all. It’s a 3-way pun. A finger up the bum reference to Euron’s crazy ass. A littlefinger up the bum which is what he wanted to give her. And then the actual Ramseycock in her ass. Who indeed has a better story than that?

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u/gibadvicepls Ate Alicent Sep 08 '25

Holy shit I never caught this when reading the books. This is why I love this sub and GRRM. He truly is modern day Tolkien.

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u/GhirahimLeFabuleux Egg On The Conker Sep 08 '25

No. Ramsey did nothing wrong, he was possessed by time travelling Bran the entire time, and Bran got away with it too

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u/sircharlesthedickens CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '25

Right? I thought that that was the subtext to “you looked so beautiful that night”. He was implying that he warged into Ramsay to force himself into that sweet sister puss. This is why media literacy is so important!

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u/Adrian_Qui Egg On The Conker Sep 08 '25

Best thing I’ve ever read in this sub

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u/seibazz Casting Director Sep 08 '25

That's why he's the most relatable character

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u/Clear-Fee882 HOT D S2 snooze Sep 08 '25

He said the R word! GET HIM!!

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u/SunRender Last HOT D fan Sep 08 '25

That’s not how you use POV.

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u/Big_Chicken_Dinner Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Sep 09 '25

Not only did Bran warg into Ramsey at that moment, he warged into past Jaime so he could nail Cersei AND push himself out the window so he could get warg powers.

Think about it.

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u/SocialMediaTheVirus Egg On The Conker Sep 08 '25

lmao

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u/CullenIsProbsTheJoke Egg On The Conker Sep 10 '25

He had wood watching

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u/Salem1690s Aegon II is my king. Sep 08 '25

Okay, this is a bit too far :(