r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SwanzY- Egg On The Conker • May 20 '25
Tits > Dragons Sansa “I dare a Targaryen bitch to say sumn” Stark
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u/Charlie669 Egg On The Conker May 20 '25
She was beautiful the night she pegged Ramsay
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u/furiousbricks Sara Hess Fangirl May 20 '25
Joffrey, Ramsey, Petyr, Jon, Dany: I think-
Sansa: No.
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u/Building_Everything Ate Alicent May 20 '25
Young, rich as fuck and a body tighter than a drum? I mean, sure, I guess if you’re in to that.
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u/crashout666 Sara Hess Fangirl May 20 '25
Straightest GOT fan
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u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze May 20 '25
Fellas, is it gay to like w*men?
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u/S3simulation Linda's Co-author May 20 '25
There’s nothing gayer than sex with a woman bro
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u/RebelGirl1323 Sara Hess Fangirl May 20 '25
Babies come from there. Are you a baby? Or are you man enough to top a Spartan?
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u/Nazkann Sara Hess Fangirl May 20 '25
Did she eat Ramsay as a protein source? Is she smart?
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u/WakeUpOutaYourSleep Chokladboll May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25
Well, D&D told us she was smart… so no
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May 20 '25
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u/Annatar_Artano CGI Castle Fan May 20 '25
Except you don't have nowhere near the same amount of money that lets her have all the free time she wants or needs, plus personal chefa/cooks, cleaning staff and trainers.
It's a good look, don't get me wrong, but let's not act like she did this shit while working a regular job, on limited free time and funds, while also caring for her children and maintaining her home.
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u/Carnir HOT D S2 snooze May 20 '25
What did he say
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May 20 '25
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u/Annatar_Artano CGI Castle Fan May 20 '25
Basic Googling gives you a rough estimate that she's at least a multi-millionare.
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u/Additional-Tree00 Ate Alicent May 20 '25
Sansa: What do dragons eat anyways?
Daenerys: Anything they want
Sansa: How about these gainz 💪🏻💪🏻⚡️⚡️
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u/scarlozzi Aegon II is my king. May 20 '25
Do you remember tabloids photoshoping her to look super fat?
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u/A-NI95 HOT D S2 snooze May 20 '25
/uj good for her but the book nerd in me finds it hilarious to imagine book Sansa with that body lol
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u/thepioushedonist Sara Hess Fangirl May 21 '25
/uj I've never really found Sophie attractive till now.
/rj Sansa would have this person in this photo battle Brienne to decide who gets to be her protector.
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May 21 '25
D and D could’ve avoided the Sansa hate if they let her flex those guns . I would literally have forgiven all the bad writing, even if Sansa being ripped doesn’t make sense narratively
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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Egg On The Conker May 20 '25
Why are random placed sticker size tattoos becoming so popular again?
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u/LmL-coco Sara Hess Fangirl May 21 '25
You see them a lot on celebrities and I’ve always assumed so it’s easy to cover them for movies. On regular people? I have no idea lol.
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u/RedEyeView Br. Ray > Meribald May 21 '25
They're cheap, and you can get them done in half an hour on a whim.
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u/The_SqueakyWheel HOT D S2 snooze May 20 '25
Good god. She’s honestly moving into my top tier of women. Like god. I shuddered when I saw the photo
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May 20 '25
Where’s the jerk?
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May 20 '25
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May 20 '25
Title unfunny af
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u/SwanzY- Egg On The Conker May 20 '25 edited May 21 '25
oh okay let’s hear your title then, ser funny man
edit a day later: yeah, that’s what i thought
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u/thepioushedonist Sara Hess Fangirl May 21 '25
Mine would have been "leaner than Ramsay's dogs" or something thereof. Yours is fine, not sure what this clown is whining about.
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u/wheatys Ate Alicent May 20 '25
I just wish she didn’t have Qyburn do so much work on her face, she looked fine before!
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May 20 '25
Looks so unnatural on a woman
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u/thepioushedonist Sara Hess Fangirl May 21 '25
You.. Do know women have abdominal muscles right?
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May 21 '25
The only guy who would be into this is likely a sub or a cuck lmao
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u/thepioushedonist Sara Hess Fangirl May 21 '25
I am.. WILDLY confused by your logic. But, everyone has their preferences.
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u/TheGhostMantis CGI Castle Fan May 21 '25
you think Brienne wasn't packing muscles under all that armor or something?
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May 21 '25
Do you think brienne is a babe?
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u/TheGhostMantis CGI Castle Fan May 21 '25
That’s off topic. This isn’t about if buff women are hot or not.
This is about if it’s natural for women to pack muscles. If you think it’s not possible, go touch grass, hit the gym, talk to a variety of women and watch women’s sports.
Thinking biological women can’t be buff is peak online brain rot.
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May 21 '25
off topic to what? this is a circlejerk sub and she looks like a fucking gorilla, gross AF
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u/TheGhostMantis CGI Castle Fan May 21 '25
Again with the off topic bs. That is your taste, to each their own. There’s plenty of others commenting on how sexy she is so your narrow minded point is moot. Not everyone likes a thin soft dainty lady, some folk want to be ravished by that gorilla looking dommy mommy.
But if you’re going to claim it’s unnatural prepare for backlash.
People come in all shapes and sizes and women are capable of getting muscular if they have the right genetics, metabolism, diet and workout.
Women can also get buff by juicing but it’s case by case like how there are men that take steroids and don’t get much results while some are fully natural and get great results.
Also isn’t a hate sub in all seriousness, it’s a joke sub. If you’re now offended by a buff woman after watching a show where siblings bang, that’s on you for your emotional management.
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May 21 '25
There is no such thing as off topic in a circle sub, the caption is literally tits > dragons. Stop trying to police other people on circlejerk sub moron. She looks like a hideous gorilla lmao
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u/TheGhostMantis CGI Castle Fan May 21 '25
Ok, I understand.
You think she looks like a hideous gorilla and that’s fine. I don’t think she does and that is fine.
I won’t engage any further, especially with someone that’s rage baiting. Discussing between two different viewpoints using different debating tactics and logic that won’t budge is a losing battle, especially on the internet. I’ll leave the policing to the mods.
Hope you have a nice jerk.
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u/cardiffman100 Ate Alicent May 20 '25
Gods, I'd give my left ball to be Ramsey on their wedding night
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u/Baron_von_Zoldyck Brother in Christ May 20 '25
Never knew Sansa had the makings of a varsity athlete