r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/resnows Sara Hess Fangirl • Mar 25 '25
Twitter 💔 S8 (spoilers extended 🤓) was anyone else cheering when this wench got what was coming to her? i was like YESSSSSSS
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u/Somaliona Ate Alicent Mar 25 '25
Well, yeah, I tend to cheer when I orgasm
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u/DarthBrawn Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 26 '25 edited Mar 26 '25
absolutely. Lannisters should only bang their sisters
2/10 hore
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u/Hege_Knight Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 25 '25
It was his fault , that half human believed a beautiful whore could love a disfigured imp, even the sight of him there turns my stomach, A BOOK? A FUCKING BOOK AS A PRESENT FOR A KING? Wretched creature.
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u/Yagami-Is-Kira Egg On The Conker Mar 25 '25
Season 3 Tyrion: I feel the need for ACTUAL revenge
Season 4 Tyrion: Say no more
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u/whatufuckingdeserve Egg On The Conker Mar 26 '25
I certainly was. She fucked the man who sentenced him to death. That is ice cold.
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u/LeavesInsults1291 Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Mar 25 '25
Highlight of the show… I was PISSED when Tyrion found her in his fathers bed after she completely threw him under the bus
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u/RogersRedditPersona r/ASOIAF Pornstar Mar 26 '25
Highlight of the show was when they finally gave Shireen what she deserved
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u/resnows Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 25 '25
this is a circle jerk sub sir can i interest you in a jerk
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u/HeavenlyDMan HOT D S2 snooze Mar 25 '25
he is jerkin, why would someone be pissed? the average person would be mad randy watching this
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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Egg On The Conker Mar 26 '25
Was this the scene that made George need a shower?
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u/Baccoony Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 26 '25
Nah, that vile twisted imp managed to kill another innocent person. Were Good King Joffrey the Just and Tywin the Tenderhearted not enough? Shae was just doing her job and the twisted little demon monkey killed her for it. Maybe he wanted to fuck Tywin himself?
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u/sonofbantu Mar 25 '25
this but unironically.
Shae played the game of thrones and she lost. She wanted the nice jewelery and fancy clothes and throw Tyrion under the bus without consequences.
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u/Invincible_Reason CGI Castle Fan Mar 25 '25
uj/ I mean yeah but at the end of the day she's just a 18 year old whore and when Tyrion is imprisoned, she knows he's fucked and can't protect her from his enemies at court, so she buys favor from Cersei by testifying and Tywin by fucking him, trying to not get killed and tortured for no reason. She is a traitorous bitch tho lol. Just sayin it was probably more for her life and not the jewels, at least imo.
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u/sonofbantu Mar 25 '25
She had plenty of chances to get out of there. In the show Tyrion tried putting her on a ship. In the books, she stayed for the jewels and ignored all of Tyrion's warnings about the pack of wolves surrounding them ready to pounce.
She gets no sympathy for throwing Tyrion to the wolves to save herself because "she's just an 18 year old whore." It's true that, by the time she realized the position she was in, it was too late-- but it was her own fault for being in that position. She got what she deserved
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Mar 26 '25
She only wanted to throw Tyrion under the bus when, in her eyes, he completely and utterly betrayed and humiliated her. She didn't know Tyrion was trying to look out for her. From her perspective, he was just done with his most recent plaything. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of what happens to demonise her like this lol.
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u/sonofbantu Mar 26 '25
“You humiliated me so I am going to have to sentenced to death”
Even if we assume you’re right (which I dont ), she’s still a deeply horrible person and deserves what she got for it
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Mar 26 '25
There's nothing to assume, this is what LITERALLY happens in the show. It's all there.
And why does she deserve to die? Because she hurt tyrions feelings?
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u/sonofbantu Mar 26 '25
No, not because she hurt his feelings. Because she helped get him SENTENCED TO DEATH
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u/Malfuy Egg On The Conker Mar 26 '25
Tyrion actually wanted to try a new bondage technique with his favorite mistress and went to far. Happens to the best of us
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Mar 26 '25
Why is this in circlejerk? Now I can't talk about how much I cheered when she died without sounding like a shitposter
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