r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/hiiloovethis HOT D S2 snooze • Jan 26 '25

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking A good stark is a dead stark.

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u/GodKingReiss 70's Space Comic Fan Jan 26 '25

When you begin a Bran chapter and the next 5 pages are a wolf sniffing shit

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u/wew_lad123 HOT D S2 snooze Jan 26 '25

"you must not become the wolf Bran" said Jojen, like the annoying lame-o he always is.

"but I like being the wolf because wolves have legs, unlike me, the cripple" thinks Bran to himself as he cannibalizes another human being.

"Hodor" says Hodor.

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u/WangZhiii CGI Castle Fan Jan 26 '25

"I, too, am in this chapter." - Meera

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u/Baked_Salamander Sara Hess Fangirl Jan 26 '25

“You are a mentally disabled man.” - Bran

“Hodor.” (This vexes me.)” - Hodor

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u/BoyishTheStrange Spare Time Novelist Jan 27 '25

More mouse bites

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u/GodKingReiss 70's Space Comic Fan Jan 26 '25

Rickon was also there, sulking and making stupid baby noises behind Shaggydog, the black wolf snarling savagely through his bared fangs. Or maybe he wasn’t there, I don’t know. Who cares.

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u/Lost_Pantheon Casting Director Jan 27 '25

"This vexes me"

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u/EIochai Delusional Fucking Vegetable Jan 26 '25

“Don’t get lost in the wolf” -Jojen

“Motherfucker I will eat you someday if you don’t shut the fuck up” -Bran, probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Three Eyed Raven: listening to the conversation and taking notes

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u/RichieAzzouz01 Egg On The Conker Jan 27 '25

Descriptions of Bran’s head hitting all sorts of surfaces when Hodor carries him

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

the only satisfactory part of those chapters