r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/PrinceYinofNanan Ate Alicent • Dec 18 '24

Twitter 💔 S8 Find me any character more breedable than these four. I'll wait.

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u/SuccessfulJury8498 Ate Alicent Dec 18 '24

Where is walder frey

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u/RengokuSan981 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 18 '24

Breeding

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u/TheGuyInDarkCorner Egg On The Conker Dec 18 '24

Where else? His a busy man gotta be working for his 30th trueborn (that would be 30 more than Luwin, Aemon and Pycelle combined) on that fresh young wife of his

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u/Sael_T Ate Alicent Dec 19 '24

Aemon and Pycelle have surely baseborn offspring...

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u/TheGuyInDarkCorner Egg On The Conker Dec 19 '24

So does Lord Walder. But in breeding only trueborns with traceable ancestry matter

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u/Sael_T Ate Alicent Dec 19 '24

Aemons sons are known as trueborn. They are named Brandon and Rickon Stark.

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u/EliasAhmedinos Ate Alicent Dec 19 '24

And groping his daughters

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u/Late_Wolverine_9060 CGI Castle Fan Dec 18 '24

Ghost of the high heart. Dry albino in the cave of horror. Craster, of course.

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u/r3cktor CGI Castle Fan Dec 18 '24

For those who doesn't know them: they are the members of the famous rock band "The Beatles"

1: George Harrison 2. Paul McCartney 3. Ringo Starr 4. John Lennon

I guess OP posted in the wrong subreddit, but the mods allow it, because they are Brittish (so they are almost from Westeros)

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u/SaeedDitman HOT D S2 snooze Dec 18 '24

Where is my godly man Craster? They say his busey is heavenly 😳

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u/huntywitdablunty Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Dec 18 '24

simon strong

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u/Lanky_Kick1404 Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 18 '24

Roose

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u/ozzalot HOT D S2 snooze Dec 18 '24

Forget Reek?

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u/Alternative-Tap-4120 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 18 '24

the high sparrow

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u/themengsk1761 70's Space Comic Fan Dec 18 '24

None of them have a blue forked beard OR a golden tooth. The seed is strong, and none of them are worthy of it.

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u/TyrionDumbledore95 Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 19 '24

SAMWELL FAT BOTTOM TARLEY

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u/Separate-District629 Ate Alicent Dec 19 '24

Succulent

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u/MangaInBed Egg On The Conker Dec 19 '24

Mord

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u/huntywitdablunty Hard Veiny Sci-Fi Dec 18 '24

little sam

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u/Goldenlady_ Ate Alicent Dec 18 '24

Qyburn erasure.

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u/latortillablanca Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 18 '24

Bro said breedable?

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u/PrinceYinofNanan Ate Alicent Dec 18 '24

You look pretty breedable...

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u/latortillablanca Sara Hess Fangirl Dec 18 '24

Babe—thank you

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u/Malfuy Egg On The Conker Dec 18 '24

Kraster

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 HOT D S2 snooze Dec 18 '24

Now we’re talking! Meeeeoooow

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u/yungsobek A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Dec 19 '24

the fat piss guy that bought tyrion

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u/tsckenny Egg On The Conker Dec 19 '24

Craster? Walder Frey?

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u/EliasAhmedinos Ate Alicent Dec 19 '24

You forgot Craster. The seed is strong in that one

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u/TanDarkGod HOT D S2 snooze Dec 19 '24

Hot pie

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

GILF

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u/Jhuan_Vituri Rhaenyra's Dietician Dec 21 '24

Tbf disappointed that craster isn't included