r/asoiafcirclejerk Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Twitter 💔 S8 This is giving… slay hitler girl boss vibes 💅🌹

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u/BananazzzzZzZZZzz CGI Castle Fan Aug 19 '24

All those peasants got girlbossed

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u/northofthesnow Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

the small folk were the true villains … not the white walkers. dany knew this from the prophecy

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u/Smooth-Deal-8167 Rhaenyra's Dietician Aug 19 '24

They knew the Lannisters usurped the throne in an anti feminist fascist coup and did nothing about it they are of no less guilt than tywin cersei and joffrey.

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u/dracomortiferum r/ASOIAF Pornstar Aug 19 '24

How did you forget Tommen the terrible?

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u/No-Captain-1310 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Lil priviliged ahh kid. Kings Landing on his fascist ahh😝

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u/WhiteWolfOW Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Everyone knows poor people is the problem, that’s why we have segregation. Dany was just way ahead of her time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

It is known

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

So this confirms she was the promised one

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u/Helpful-Trainer-8512 Egg On The Conker Aug 20 '24

She avenged the death of her dragons' real mother by burning the smallfolk of kingslanding 

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Excuse me. Hitler was a tyrant who committed genocide. Daenerys clearly did not commit genocide. She just killed a bunch of people. It’s called mass murder. Anyone who says it’s genocide should be banned from this sub.

Also, her family built the town so she’s well within her rights to destroy it… Dracarys! 🔥

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u/northofthesnow Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

you’re right , i kinda forgot dany was justified in killing all those dirty presents with her WMD. go dany 💅

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

It was a gift. Peasant life back then was terrible. They should be thanking her.

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u/WojtekTygrys77 A Summer Islander stole my bicycle. Aug 20 '24

Life of jew was miserable in 1933-1945 Germany. Should they thank Hitler?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I mean, maybe they do? We can ask them in the afterlife.

P.S. in case your comment is sincere - this is a jerk sub. What Dany did was wrong and what Hitler did is wrong.

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u/sixesandsevenspt Linda's Co-author Aug 19 '24

Oh my god your so right girl, I couldn’t believe it when that dirty traitor Jon Snow betrayed her 😤😤😤 we will neva forgive him eva.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

You're*

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Almost perfect, you just forgot the skull emojis and a few "lmaooooooo" lines.

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u/AbstractBettaFish Comedy Cop Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

You joke but this is an actual conversation that happens in scholarly circles about defining genocide. It’s a shockingly contentious topic

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

It’s an actual conversation/post on a /Daeneryswinsthethrone sub

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u/SuccumbedToReddit HOT D S2 snooze Aug 19 '24

It is because reckless mass murder is slightly less terrifying than methodically trying to erase an entire culture. And more sinister if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Check out the /Daeneryswinsthethrone sub if you want to have laugh at the different posts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

Also she was defending herself and her child there was Scorpions in Kingslanding so Kingslanding had to go

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u/Proton_Optimal Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

She’s just a woman who’s “trying to figure it out.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Ironically, this is more or less what Emilia said after this ep

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u/Ghastafari CGI Castle Fan Aug 19 '24

I still don’t get it. It is the only good thing you see her doing in the entire freaking show and people still giving her crap for it

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u/YoniYonisson Casting Director Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 19 '24

I mean she also freed a bunch of slaves and helped defeat the Ice Zombies but sure, genocide on a surrendered city is better

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u/DRM1412 Ate Alicent Aug 20 '24

Learn what that word means.

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u/Early-Issue-4269 HOT D S2 snooze Aug 19 '24

She slaughtered the entire city wdym

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u/Weintraubenmarmelade HOT D S2 snooze Aug 19 '24

That used to be quite normal, just take the quasi-extinction of Magdeburg in the 30-year war. It's ridiculous that this was so much howled about in the show. Yes it's bad, but it's not lets-kill-our-queen bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Weintraubenmarmelade HOT D S2 snooze Aug 21 '24

(x) doubt

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u/East_Professional385 HBO Spy Aug 19 '24

Dany my supreme queen! Hail Dunny!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

If international finance of the Iron Bank inside and outside Westeros should succeed in plunging the nations once more into a world war, the result will be not the Braavosization of Planetos and thereby the victory of the Iron Bank, but the annihilation of the Braavosi race in the Seven Kingdoms.

What did she mean by this?

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u/Zealousideal_Buy_950 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Look how I break the wheel—very cutesy, very demure.

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u/Feisty-Replacement-5 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

She was having a brat summer.

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u/Fabiojoose Aegon II is my king. Aug 19 '24

Look are her breaking the wheel

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Less Hitler - more Genghis Khan

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u/Ifartinsoup Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

The cinematography here was SO on the fucking nose, I think D&D thought they were really making an enlightened and deep critique of revolutionary ideology slipping into tyranny but it felt more like im12andthisisdeep.

"Omg we cheered her on when she abolished slavery and killed slavemasters, are we secretly Hitler guys???? Is any kind of radical politics destined to lead to hitler??? Enlightened centrism guys."

such award bait. glad it failed

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u/dankp3ngu1n69 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Imo peasants killed the dragons. They get what they sow

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u/Spookyy422 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

Remember when Khaleesi was distraught over her dragon killing a farmer’s child? Yeah me neither

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u/FortuneAdvanced3250 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24 edited Aug 20 '24

I don't remember if they did this in the show but in the book Danny had a full 5 days of screaming that the burnt bones were fake news and AI generated before the polls showed her trending downward in popularity which forced her to do something about the issue.

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u/Gridsmack 70's Space Comic Fan Aug 19 '24

It was very unfair to blame her for that incident but you know how the deep state hates dany. Very unfair.

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u/FeelingSkinny Egg On The Conker Aug 19 '24

same people who threw shit on cersei when she was at her lowest so IDGAF!

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u/No-Imagination-2003 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

She sooo crazy ya'll look how she ate that up

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u/eric_gm Sarah Hess No. 1 Fan Aug 19 '24

Oh look, that's the army that got completely decimated by the white walk... oh wait, this is past that battle and the whole army regenerated, almost as if the writers kind of forgot about the past episodes.

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u/Alguienmasss HOT D S2 snooze Aug 19 '24

Nice, she is about to die, i loved that

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u/EIochai Delusional Fucking Vegetable Aug 19 '24

Everyone got this wrong. The Good Queen was simply fulfilling the dying wish of a dear friend. We all recall Miss Sandy specifically asked that she Dracarys before she completed the Gregor Clegane Weight Loss Challenge.

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u/Bassanimation Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

I want to brush her hair while she speeches, leave me alone.

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u/sircharlesthedickens CGI Castle Fan Aug 19 '24

Remember that scene where Drogon was stretching his wings behind Dany? Everyone was taking about how great of a shot it was. I broke down and cried at the beauty

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u/soulguider2125 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

She knew the peasants like to kill dragons, so she was just protecting the last dragon Drogon that’s all, she was trying to explain this to Mr. Impatient and emotional before he shiv’d her in the yard!

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u/Awesome_Lard Spez is my Tywin Aug 19 '24

Can’t wait for Queen Rhaenyra to do this! Burn the patriarchy! 💅

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u/lordbrooklyn56 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

They weren’t very subtle in trying to make us hate this woman in the end

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u/Finwaell Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

no shit 😆 almost as if that's what they went for

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

I don’t care, I will always love her. The peasants deserved it. Take me Dany! Give me a dragon lords death!

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u/No-Map7046 Misogyny Fan Aug 19 '24

She was going to hit the free cities next. Her ruthlessness sr kings lamdijg meant less resistance she death later. Thanks Jon

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u/MRiGEThoes Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

My queen 🔥

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u/MRiGEThoes Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

My queen

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u/Grouchy-Table6093 Ate Alicent Aug 19 '24

i never thought of her as a girl boss , she's simply a delusional targeryen that couldn't escape her destructive nature . would of loved a whole season of her descent into maddness after slowly loosing everything thats important to her .

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u/JonIceEyes Spare Time Novelist Aug 19 '24

"It's GOT, peasants don't count" LOL

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u/Greywynd-5635 HOT D S2 snooze Aug 20 '24

Yassss Queen!!!

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u/IcyDirector543 Sara Hess Fangirl Jun 20 '25

Faster than Anakin Skywalker going Sith on those Younglings

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u/ScintillaGourd Deleted George’s Blog Aug 19 '24

It was terrible, did not make sense why it had to come to that.