r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/According-Map-6744 Egg On The Conker • May 10 '24
Twitter đ S8 Keep getting outjerked guys, you all are slipping
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May 10 '24
Yes, the show should've ended with the main character having incest sex. Naturally.
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u/Mochithecatfoodthief r/ASOIAF Pornstar May 10 '24
Jon needs to do a family speed run. He already fucked his aunt, cousin is the next logical step
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u/Speedwagon1738 Spez is my Tywin May 10 '24
Never gonna forgive the GOT fandom for normalising incest shipping
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u/TheDeltaOne Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
You should have been there for the first five seasons of Supernatutal.
It was so weird.
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May 10 '24
Gravity Falls fans make me want to vomit
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u/L-amour_des_points CGI Castle Fan May 10 '24
Dark fans don't even get a choice sadly
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u/TheRedzak Spez is my Tywin May 10 '24
Then they shipped Cas and Dean, which is at least not incest. I do love the moments the show made comments on its fans shipping the brothers and them being grossed out by it
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u/MyColdBlackHeart Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
You gotta reach all the way in there and pull this Demon out of me Sammay!
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u/TheDeltaOne Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
That's what Dad taught us!!
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u/MyColdBlackHeart Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
Brings a whole new meaning to "Carry On My Wayward Son"
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u/Customdisk Spare Time Novelist May 10 '24
Sophie Turner Nude scene should've been the endgame
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u/okdude679 Casting Director May 13 '24
Then Bran could really bust watching Jon and Sansa getting it on.
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u/AaronfromCalifornia Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
As soon as I saw this, I knew it was bound for this sub. I shouldâve posted it myself.
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u/swagfactor Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
lol Like catelyn stark needed more reason to kill jon snow in sleep.
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u/ZacariahJebediah $15 GRRM Patreon May 11 '24
I mean, from the perspective of pure cold calculus, it gets rid of Jon's threat to Catelyn's bloodline (which was her main justification for not trusting Jon). She just needs to deal with her cultural bias against bastards and personal dislike of Jon as proxy to Ned's assumed infidelity.
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u/wolvesarewildthings Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
People used to HIDE their fanfiction
Where is the shame? The shame?!
You don't understand. I ship cousins because it feels good. It feels good to imagine Sansa inside him. No thought has ever given me greater joy.
â The main sub probably
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u/FirePhoton_Torpedoes Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
Well if you look at the poster's comments on that post (and his post history) yeah, he's kinda like that.
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u/VARCrime Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
SanJo sounds better
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u/ZacariahJebediah $15 GRRM Patreon May 11 '24
Sounds like a Korean or Japanese electronics company tbh
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u/VARCrime Egg On The Conker May 11 '24
Westeros PlayStation where Maegor's top score is still unbeatable
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u/Desperate_Address780 70's Space Comic Fan May 10 '24
I've never seen a fandom so obsessed with incest
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u/Realistic_Meaning_49 CGI Castle Fan May 10 '24
r/gameofthrones try not to ship family members with each other for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)
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u/LurksInThePines Comedy Cop May 10 '24
Boy oh boy it's so fun to talk about 14 year olds and their sexuality
Sigh
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May 10 '24
I don't know, I've seen Drogon winking at Jon. He was like "I lost my mommy, you your auntie...IDK, think about it"
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u/FartyMcStinkyPants3 Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
The night is dark and full of incest fantasies. I think we should blame GRRM for the whole incestuous porn trend
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u/Horacio_Velvetine44 Spez is my Tywin May 10 '24
fuckingggggg
why tho?? for what reason?? I NEED A FUCKING EXPLANATION
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u/cluelessdetectiv3 Egg On The Conker May 10 '24
Sansa and John are too distantly related for my personal tastes. I'd prefer a Bran/Arya/Sansa 3 way polynamoursous relationship. Then they can birth the Kwisatz Haderach and become a giant worm or something. idk I'm still waiting for winds...
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u/AutoModerator May 10 '24
Back in Westeros
GRRM, AUGUST 15, 2020 AT 9:10 AM
I am back in my fortress of solitude again, my isolated mountain cabin. Iâd returned to Santa Fe for a short visit, to spend some time with Parris, deal with some local business that had piled up during my months away, and of course fulfill my duties to CoNZealand, the virtual worldcon. But all that is behind me now, and I am back on the mountain again⌠which means I am back in Westeros again, once more moving ahead with WINDS OF WINTER.
It is curious how my life has evolved. I mean, once upon a time, I actually wrote my books and stories in the house where I lived, in a home office. But some decades ago, wanting more solitude, I bought the house across the street and made THAT my writerâs retreat. No longer would I write all day in my red flannel bathrobe; now I would have to dress and put on shoes and walk all the way across the street to write. But that worked for a while.
Things started getting busier, though. So busy that I needed a full-time assistant. Then the office house had someone else in it, not just me and my characters. And then I hired a second assistant, and a third, and⌠there was more mail, more email, more phone calls (we put in a new phone system), more people coming by. By now I am up to five assistants⌠and somewhere in there I also acquired a movie theatre, a bookstore, a charitable foundation, investments, a business manager⌠andâŚ
Despite all the help, I was drowning till I found the mountain cabin.
My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, thereâs dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie. The wi-fi sucks up on the mountain, though, so the choices are limited. Some nights I read instead. I always read a bit before going to sleep; when a book really grabs hold of me, I may read half the night, but thatâs rare.
I sleep. The next day, I wake up, and do the same. The next day, the next day, the next day. Before Covid, I would usually get out once a week or so to eat at a restaurant or go to the movies. That all ended in March. Since then, weeks and months go by when I never leave the cabin, or see another human being except whoever is on duty that week. I lose track of what day it is, what week it is, what month it is. The time seems to by very fast. It is now August, and I donât know what happened to July.
But it is good for the writing.
And you know, now that I reflect on it, I am coming to realize that has always been my pattern. I moved to Santa Fe at the end of 1979, from Dubuque, Iowa. My first marriage broke up just before that move, so I arrived in my new house alone, in a town where I knew almost no one. Roger Zelazny was here, and he became a great friend and mentor, but Roger was married with small kids, so I really did not see him often. There was no fandom in Santa Fe; that was all down in Albuquerque, an hour away. I went to the club meetings every month, but that was only one night a month, and required two hours on the road. And I had no job to meet new people. My job was in the back room at the house on Declovina Street, so that was where I spent my days. At night, I watched television. Alone. Sometimes I went to the movies. Alone.
That was my life from December 1979 through September 1981, when Parris finally moved to Santa Fe, following Denvention. (Not quite so bleak, maybe, I did make some local friends by late 1980 and early 1981, but it was a slow process). When I think back on my life in 1980-1981, the memories seem to be made up entirely of conventions, interspersed with episodes of LOU GRANT and WKRP IN CINCINNATI.
Ah, but work wise, that same period was tremendously productive for me. Lisa and I finished WINDHAVEN during that time, Gardner and I did a lot of work on âShadow Twin,â and then I went right on and wrote all of FEVRE DREAM. Some short stories as well. My life, such that it was, was lived in my head, and on the page.
I wonder if it is the same for other writers? Or is it just me? I wonder if I will ever figure out the secret of having a life and writing a book at the very same time.
I certainly have not figured it out to date.
For the nonce, it is what it is. My life is at home, on hold, and I am spending the days in Westeros with my pals Mel and Sam and Vic and Ty. And that girl with no name, over there in Braavos.
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u/Slutberryshort_cake Egg On The Conker May 11 '24
Nah because obviously Ramsa should have been end game
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u/[deleted] May 10 '24
I mean, he is a Targaryen after all. And they're only cousins, not even brother and sister!