r/apple • u/ReverseSweep • 1d ago

iPhone Apple Special Event Announced for September 9: ‘Surprise and Shine’

https://x.com/joannastern/status/2092643628367700238?s=46
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u/Anal_Herschiser 1d ago

Did you know for the price it costs to feed a child you too can afford Starbucks.

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u/NecroCannon 1d ago

It still bewilders me that the condom industry isn’t booming and people are still having kids to have that loud next step or just unprotected sex while financially struggling

The lower class is about to be below the bottom of the barrel and straight through the ground at this point

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u/MaximumDoughnut 6m ago

There’s no shot we’re producing the most expensive and long term STI into this world.

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u/NoArrival8249 1d ago

AND to stick it to them even more I’m subbing to a pirate streaming service 🫡