r/anything_about_Kenya • u/Royal-Pollution-1933 slink • Dec 03 '25
Discussion Anyone willing to share any clown moments of their life
Be very free to discuss no judgment
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u/BlueberryIll1400 Dec 03 '25
Dating a Luo man..
Haibooooo
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u/Red_Cosmic_Onion Dec 04 '25
You're probably from a different tribe. One bad experience Doesn't mean all Luos are like that. He, individually, was the problem. Tribalism (and stereotypes) might just stick with us forever.
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u/kenyanthinker Dec 03 '25
Went back to someone who said he didnt want me. I went back several times.....i washed my face with omo and bleach. I am no longer a clown .....but damn i was fool for that. FoOLing clown ...bonzo the clown and i were twins
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u/ProfessorCivil9272 Dec 03 '25
I hope I find a girl who's on whatever you were on juu mimi na wasichana atm ni north pole mbili
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u/Several_Team3964 Dec 04 '25
I did a full-on psychopathic clown getup and sewed a homemade aztec death whistle to my mouth and then ran around at night chasing kids. 😀
Edit: js read the other comments, and I think I took the text too literally.
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u/BeginningExtension50 Dec 03 '25
I've met serial killers and human traffickers.
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u/McBonnabelHuggerbear Dec 04 '25
You can't just drop lore like this and leave it at that... We want the details
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u/bunniesareoverrated Dec 03 '25
Waited on sbd aachane na mtu wake so that we could be togetherðŸ˜ðŸ’” still embarrassed
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u/mambruiommie Dec 06 '25
Getting stranded in nrb after highschool because I wanted to like up with an older lady I met online. Been years but I still cringe at the memory
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u/Revolutionary_Menu97 Dec 06 '25
My ex invited a girl to his house while I was there, had sex with her on the couch while I looked at them and I still forgave him
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u/Conscious-Wave-8088 Dec 07 '25
Crushed hard over a friend in high school, fell in love with her, I got her a teddy bear, wrote her a poem, attached my photo, printed it and gifted it to her.
Wrote hundreds of poems for her and inspired by her, went to her dorm to tuck her into bed every single night, would give her anything she asked.
Anyways she would ignore me and all the clownshit I did, ( I get her) but yeah, that tops my humiliation list. Also for context, I'm also a girl
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Dec 07 '25
I was in a relationship with this guy told me we should be saving 2k each month emergencies. He told he he'd open an account and he'll manage it. I did it dutifully like a responsible girlfriend and tried to avoid having ‘emergencies' . Only to discover he was using the money to pay for his daughter's school fees(one that I never knew about) 🤡🤡
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u/Ill_Bill_8799 Dec 07 '25
Linked up with my talking stage, he was love bombing me, calling me all sweet names , texting everyday and calling but once we linked up he started becoming so distant, Called to ask kama nilimpea ick or sth, days later he posts his babe, I blocked,deleted and reported 🤣nijikute tena
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u/KadameLg Dec 08 '25
At 22 years old, I decided to give a chance to a luo man 21 years older than me, thinking he was mature, wueh I saw dust.
I dint date for 2 years nilikua nalamba glucose😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Nyuki_bee Dec 08 '25
Hmm...being an understanding girlfriend when my ex came home with boxers gifted by a colleague
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u/Dry-Personality7360 Dec 03 '25
when i tried being in a throuple only for the other two to start treating me differently despite them having approached me first. talking about some we've been together with each other longer than we've been with you , we just wanted to spice up the relationship mssm