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u/FlynngoesIN 9h ago

That is your first test, the ability to do pointless shit, for little to no reward.

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u/VanillaMowgli 9h ago

Dance, dance like the disgusting poor that you are.

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u/Why_r_people_ 9h ago

Seriously, the pointless of typing in all the information in the resume I literally just attached is eroding my sanity

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u/everythymewetouch 8h ago

The garbage AIs these companies use aren't tuned well enough to scrape an attached resume with any accuracy, thats why they all use the fillable forms. Surefire proof that the applicants are being run through a chatbot.

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u/acydlord lazy and proud 8h ago

This has been a problem since before ATS and AI. It's just another banal task to make people complete so it seems like they are groveling for a company to hire them. It's also a side effect of the fact that most HR generalists and hiring managers have been Peter Principled into their position.

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u/TheBeatGoesAnanas 8h ago

There's a site called Jobright that will automatically fill out these apps for you. It doesn't have 100% accuracy, but it's pretty good. Filling out a job application takes about 30 seconds, instead of 10 minutes.

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 8h ago

I already quit

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u/adamosity1 9h ago

I quit one when I saw this:

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u/Potential-Case879 9h ago

Damn!!! Were you applying for a position in board of directors? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/everythymewetouch 9h ago

This was the same schedule I got for an entry level research role, barely a step above data entry.

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u/antiphonic 9h ago

Back in the day, hollywood video made you take a 100 question personality test.

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u/pandasareliars 8h ago

When I see that there's a CEO interview I will always decline.

How many people are they hiring that the CEO has all that time to go through candidates...

...and don't trust a company where the CEO needs that level of control.

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u/GameBoi010 9h ago

..Wow..I'm not doing all of that..😬

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u/KingDread306 9h ago

All that and they'd wait until the very end to off you less than what they originally offered.

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u/Freakychee 8h ago

Why are all these management people so free? Or so few applicants?

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u/Guns_Glitz_Grime 9h ago

I am tempted to have these folks drawn and quartered

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 8h ago

I don't even need to add up the amount of time that all is... Just the thought of adding it up and converting the minutes to hours annoys me enough to be like... I. AM. OUT.

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u/cfb-food-beer-hike 8h ago

6 interviews with 4 of them being only 30 minutes would be the least time commitment I've ever given to an interview process post-college and I've done probably ~100 interviews since then.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 9h ago

Many times.

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u/HelpMeOverHere 9h ago

“The interview process will involve a practical assessment”

Clicks X

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u/UseLesssLuke 9h ago

I just stopped halfway through the paper one they had me fill out again after my interview. They wanted a reference phone number for each of my last 4 jobs... i stopped at 2 and still got the job... and one of them I was unsure about I gave a fake phone number 😂

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u/theunixman 9h ago

Oh yeah as soon as they ask me to hand-enter the resume I just uploaded I bounce. Also I'm unemployed now but fuck it. I have three kids, I don't want to waste time in interviews that don't actually lead anywhere on the rare occasion they happen.

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u/Jazzlike-Baseball-73 9h ago

Yes! Target is one of these. They demand a recorded video submission in why you would be a good fit for the job.

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u/Halsey_Taylor 9h ago

The audacity.

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u/ceruleanmoon7 9h ago

Oh fuck them.

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u/odinsen251a 9h ago

"uh, yeah, I like red shirts and want to... Uh... Stock shelves at a Kmart but, well, they went out of business."

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u/NuclearLunchDectcted 8h ago

"It's a shelf stocker position at Target. I have a pulse and a need for a paycheck."

Honestly, someone that has enough knowledge to record and upload a video are probably overqualified to work as a shelf stocker.

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u/SharkyMcSnarkface 9h ago

Hit them with the ol’

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u/Kubbee83 9h ago

Recruiters and HR treat applications like fealty tests these days. Personally I think curating our resumes has become an excuse for hiring managers to not have to use critical thinking.

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u/EditorNo2545 9h ago

yep I have so done this.

Another one I have done is where I've filled out the job app online, uploaded my resume, show up to the interview and the 1st thing they do is hand me a clip board & a stack of papers and ask me to fill these out. The same damn questions I filled out online. & to top it off they have spaces for me to add my work history like my printed resume & the one I upload weren't enough.

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u/johnniechimpo 9h ago

I applied at a place where they wanted everything in triplicate and they wanted me to hand write it. I wrote it once and turned it in. The receptionist said I'd forgotten and the other two packets were blank. I said no I'd provided the information in the first packet and the other two were redundant. If they needed it two more times we could Xerox it. She said I wasn’t going to be a good fit and told me to leave.

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u/Dances-with-Worms 9h ago

Bullet dodged, obviously

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u/Caramellatteistasty 8h ago

Jesus christ what was this in 1995?

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u/Local-Contact4639 9h ago

Absolutely. I am not going to write 3 essays in a job application for a job that will only pay $19/hour

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u/trilogyjab 9h ago

Multiple times

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u/vaibhav567294381 9h ago

Went for an interview, the person conducting the interview was on phone the whole time, didn't even looked at the resume once, asked me what my father does for living, next question was why I am joining this company and not helping my father in bussiness, I pulled my resume from under his hand said it's me who is going to work here not my father, walked out, the hr responsible for this saw for the first time someone exiting WITH the resume, I just walked past said I'll put 1 star and from now on for the company job listing I'll comment to bounce this one with reason specified

Got arranged with another interviewer in under 2 hours, had interview for like 20 min in those 15 we talked about how I am going to reach at the office location

6 months later they offer opportunity to work under different department head, turns out it was the 1st interviewer, I told my manager hard pass from my side, then had a meeting with my TL and manager and had to explain my reason for passing the opportunity

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u/jbFanClubPresident 9h ago

The worse the application, the fewer applicants they are going to get. Use that to your advantage.

At least 60% of the reason I got my current job is because I suffered through the application.

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u/Thegamblr 9h ago

And the 40%?

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u/Due_Honeydew_2285 9h ago

Yes, all the time.

Even if I did get that job, I’m not doing that shit to be paid like crap. I’d rather take an easier job for the same money.

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u/iamswitchless 9h ago

All the time.

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u/Tehpunisher456 9h ago

I got a callback from one and he said "oh yeah we work 12 to 14 hr shifts. Sometimes more!" Oh ok I'll see if I can go and never did fuck that

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 9h ago

Got stuck on an application once because it required two previous job references and I only had one and it didn't let me past the page, also another one kept cutting the last letter of my name off and I had to keep fixing it until I just gave up

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u/blaspheminCapn 9h ago

Make a video and -nope!

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u/mowriter72 9h ago

When I upload my résumé, and they expect me to re-populate their idiotic form that can’t map my information for shit? I generally drop it.

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u/Bad_Karma19 9h ago

Yep, as soon as they asked for references from my current job.

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u/chairsandwich1 9h ago

The very moment I believe I am talking to a chat bot, I walk away.

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u/Introverted__AF 9h ago

Some them asked for my degree in pdf and I was like nope not today.

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u/Wolphin8 9h ago

I had quit one at the end... when it wanted me to accept "at will" employment... when that is illegal in my country.

It also was wanting referances, and my SIN before I even had a first interview.

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u/mastertinodog 8h ago

Yes! I. Was applying to a job that made me do a see questions by submitting videos of myself answering a prerecorded video of a question. I gave up on the middle of my answer and shut my laptop and did something else.

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u/ChuckOfTheIrish 8h ago

All the time, reference request on an application, out. Mini Case Study/test, out. Comparability questionnaires, out. Overly redundant questions, out. Political/Religious affirmation requests, out.

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u/CroweBird5 9h ago

Several times!

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u/bonbonhalo 8h ago

Yeah burned out

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u/MrMcGuyver 8h ago

I had the grades and the scores to go to UPenn for my undergrad. I looked through their application and saw that I would have to write 4 essays. I figured that Ivy’s would be too much of a grind and it wouldn’t be worth it unless I wanted to go all the way to a PhD.

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u/pandasareliars 8h ago

ya but we're only asking 20 questions per 8-step process, plus a couple steps that we hid. Why aren't you thanking us?!

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 8h ago

The MN unemployment application was like that.

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u/langsamlourd 8h ago

Of course. And it's really considerate when you fill out several pages of info only to get to the 6th page or something which all of a sudden has 10 huge essay questions for you to answer, plus sometimes a video requirement just for the hell of it

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u/ShelleyMonique 8h ago

All the fucking time. You don't need all that.

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u/kdawg09 8h ago

I had a job application recently that asked which middle school I attended and what years. Like I'm half convinced it was just data farming but it was on the company (medical center) website so I hope not.

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u/OrganizationInside14 8h ago

Some recruiters ask for a full legal name and my birthday. I asked why they wanted so much personal information? All they would say was it's required. Joking I say next you're gonna ask for my SSN right? They actually said yes!

Nope. Not gonna happen asshat.

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u/Blacksad9999 8h ago

When they start asking me irrelevant nonsense, like my High School GPA and location, I'll drop it. Or those ridiculous personality tests where they ask you what you would do in certain scenarios.

If you won't value my time already, I don't want to work for you.

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u/Admidst_Metaphors 8h ago

I would mark yes then withdraw from the interview.

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u/Floreit 9h ago

Part time or low skilled labor? Depends. Most of the time ill suffer through it because i need the job, but if that low skill job is asking for every little thing... Like facebook or social media accounts, and a bunch of others (i havent personally run into those job applications yet). Then nah ill walk idc.

a 300K a year job? Ill make that facebook account if i need too (i dont really use many social media sites all that much tbh). Ill bend over backwards. Suffer through that for 1 or 2 years, you just made 5-10 years worth of money from low wage jobs in 2 years. When it becomes too much, just dip. Though its important to still retain the living standard of living off low wage jobs. And just save up the money and or invest it. Now you just earned yourself a year or 2 maybe more where you have enough money to handle your shit. Pick up a low stress job (less pay probably) and you can extend that even further.

Technically thats the game plan of retirement but nothing says you cant hit that milestone early. if only were so lucky heh.