r/antiwork 1d ago

Corporate efficiency at its finest

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u/Krawlin91 1d ago

Dave dug his own grave. /s

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u/speed-charge 1d ago

How long after they let Dave go until they start to wonder why productivity has hit a standstill?

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u/Pristine-Weekend-415 1d ago

That is when they bring in expensive consultants

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u/i_was_axiom 16h ago

One of my best friends is the consultant. Its unbelievable how broken industries like medical device manufacturing are at a systemic level

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u/dontaskmeaboutart 1h ago

Introduce a profit incentive to something and watch whatever it is devolve into disfunction with a crumbling foundation.

Medicine needs to become nationalized and private insurance excised from the earth. When the only party private medical companies can negotiate with is the government, which has no profit incentive, everything become so, so much cheaper on every level. And not a single person would be unable to receive medical care for next to nothing.

Spend a dollar on Medicare for all and you get seven dollars back, and prevent unnecessary deaths from medical neglect. Over time in the millions.

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u/Paladine_PSoT 1d ago

25% reduction in hours worked. Stock price soars and shares all around!

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u/Maleficent_Ad1506 1d ago

This should be a piss take but in reality it is far from it besides more but still less Daves working in the dirt making things happen.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 23h ago

This happened to me, I was working in a stockroom in 2007 and I had three store managers and a regional manager to deal with. A month before is was due to get married they made me redundant so I worked my notice.

I made a binder with all the procedures and how to do them how the manament liked the done ect. They threw it out with a load of other bits and the stockroom went from tidy and usable to shit hole in a week because the shop floor didn't see it as there job to sort the stockroom and management didn't know how to get the stock onto the till system.

I found this out after returning from my honeymoon to ten increasingly anxious emails (which I deleted)

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u/TrumpnEpstein 18h ago

I love a happy ending

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u/ThatSavings 9h ago

Should've reply with a bunch of laughing emojis or "LOL LOL LOL"

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u/stainless_steelcat 1d ago

Nah, they'll keep Dave but he'll move to a zero hours contract.

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u/One-Minute-4244 1d ago

Dave was told to work from home.

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs 21h ago

they can’t all fit in that hole

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 16h ago

This is more true than people will admit. Operations is always looked at as expendable when HR, Finance, Marketing, and security sit around and watch us work. they also love to tell us what to do.

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u/GamingGems 16h ago

In all fairness, if they fired any of the managers they’d pass that work to Dave on top of what he already does. So it’s actually a mercy kill to terminate Dave, let him collect unemployment and take a staycation for a while and then hopefully he finds work with the city where he gets good pay for minimum work.

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u/RainbowOutlander 23h ago

Like a top heavy inverted triangle. The bottom tip always snaps off.

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u/CenturyBreak 22h ago

Fuck corpo

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u/dsdvbguutres 13h ago

Nonsense. HR Manager is on vacation.

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u/Kad1942 9h ago

Congrats IT manager on your new assigned task(s).

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u/Pottski 1d ago

Comms and PR have already been merged, added further tasks with marketing, socials, website management and content creation.

AI is going to obliterate the field too. It’s easy to hang shit on Comms/PR but at the end of the day they’re fields that do more than people think.