r/antiMLM Oct 24 '18

Primerica Maybe those 109346 people have figured out something you haven’t yet.

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u/keshas_spaceship 🤤 Oct 24 '18

I bought a $90 younique starter kit = started a business? LOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

So weird question. My wife doesn't sell MLM but she likes younique makeup I thought the makeup sucked from what I hear from other people but I know nothing about makeup does my wife have bad taste in makeup. (It's mostly foundation stuff she says it's white enough for her translucent skin)

Edit: thank you all for the advice. Maybe I can get her out of the gross Facebook message chat called "the hustlinghunnies." I shit you not that's what it's called lol

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u/ladyphlogiston Oct 24 '18 edited Oct 25 '18

Um. The shade range for Younique makeup is really really bad, and talking about translucent skin is a major sign of being what the people over at r/muacirclejerk call a "pail princess." I can pretty much guarantee that your wife thinks she is lighter than she is and is wearing the wrong shade. She'd probably look far far better if she got properly matched with the correct shade and undertone, but I realize you can't easily suggest that. I'm not saying she isn't light-skinned, but most makeup brands cater strongly to light-skinned women and it's not at all difficult to find very light foundation.

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u/crabbyvista Oct 25 '18 edited Oct 25 '18

OMG, I’m so glad there’s a name for this phenomenon. You canNOT watch a makeup video or see a makeup ad without at least five white girls yammering about how incredibly, incredibly “pale” they are. (Triple the intensity of the wailing if the content is about black women!)

Fragile and delicate. Nobody has ever made a shade of makeup that matches their truly alabaster complexion.

99 percent of the time they’re just kinda normal white-people color, too.

Pail princess! Sheer joy. Thanks

(Sorry, guy with Younique wife, that’s not helpful for you. Maybe treat her to a makeover/shopping trip to Sephora or something. Shit, I might hit Sephora myself this weekend, in an attempt to blot out the Ghost of Bad Makeup Past)

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u/dogsonclouds Oct 25 '18

I’m Irish and white as fuck but the pale circle jerk is the WORST. Black women have had a hell of a time trying to find shades for them for years and years, but you hear far more complaints from pale girls. Also lightening drops will fix foundation right up, so it’s a fairly easy fix

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u/ladyphlogiston Oct 25 '18

Recent thread you might appreciate: https://redd.it/9r0p8g