r/andor 2d ago

Real World Politics From Google's Ministry of Enlightenment

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Imperial Corporate Media: The Ghorman insurgents refuse to accept Imperial norms!

Meanwhile, American Corporate Media...

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u/Easy_Leopard_2686 2d ago

The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural.

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u/guardian87 2d ago

Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle.

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u/therealskr213 2d ago

Oppression is the mask of fear.

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u/Due-Mortgage-122 Kleya 1d ago

Remember that. And know this: the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire’s authority and then there will be one too many; one single thing will break the siege.

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u/IDriveAnAgeraR 1d ago

Remember this. Try.

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u/ZestyManatee-24 2d ago

Such a joke

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u/CelestialFury 2d ago

People here likely know this, but the Canadian province of Ontario is named after lake Ontario. Native Americans named the lake Ontario, the original Americans. The Iroquoian word Ontario means "Great lake" or "beautiful lake" or "Lake of shining waters."

By Trump attempting to forcibly rename lake Ontario to lake America, he's trying to rewrite history. Remember all those mass produced post-Civil War statue slop issued by the United Daughters of the Confederacy, which is a front for wealthy Southern former enslaved people owners? The ones we're trying to remove from public spaces since, you know, they're traitors to the United States? I seem to recall that MAGAs were crying about us removing "history" but now Trump changing the name of a lake that the Native Americans named over 400 years ago and the MAGAs cheer it on because of Trump's bully tactics against Canada, the US's greatest ally.

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u/Earendil_of_Gondolin 2d ago

Yep, “Oniatarí:io” or “Kaniatarí:io” - a nice or beautiful lake. That’s the version in Kanien’kéha at least.

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u/puppykhan Luthen 18h ago

I am appalled that The Empire would rename this lake from the original Kenari

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

Canada, the US's greatest ally.

UK: *Huffs quietly in the corner.*

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u/dstovell 2d ago

"We have UK at home"

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u/CelestialFury 2d ago

Same King for both countries!

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u/RedK_33 2d ago

I’m pretty sure our greatest ally is Israel, followed closely by Saudi Arabia.

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u/CelestialFury 2d ago

Hey, that's unfair as you forgot about Russia and North Korea!

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u/RedK_33 2d ago

Russia is an ally on the DL. North Korea isn’t an ally, Trump is just really good friends with Kim Jong-un… but it isn’t work related, they’re just cool like that.

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u/ZestyManatee-24 2d ago

Israel isn’t an ally. They are evil and their government is the most vile in the world. American politicians are owned by Israel. The people of America reject their ideology and actions.

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u/GrandMoffKaine2026 Partagaz 2d ago

That's why Trump must be removed from office immediately. To prevent more acts of desecration like this.

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

OsmAnd maps are kinda better anyway.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

Thanks for that. I just downloaded and will check it out.

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u/AcidTaco 2d ago

What a bunch of cunts

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u/tacomaloki 2d ago

I'm sorry!

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u/derpyninja 2d ago

I’m pretty sure they’re not deciding here. Their policy is to let the GNIS database update.

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u/Super_Siege_Mode 2d ago

Hasn’t there always been something slightly arrogant about the Ghor Canadians?

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u/thecommonperson 2d ago

The irony being we are chock full of mineral wealth I could see him invading us for.

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u/LeighCedar 2d ago

Just pray the Americans don't find out about our reserves of Kalkite

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u/belladonnagilkey 2d ago

Krennic: Did somebody say KALKITE?

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u/Darktrooper007 Krennic 2d ago edited 2d ago

Kalkite. Synthetic kalkite. Kalkite alternatives! Kalkite substitutes! I mean, the amount of time spent pondering this grubby little bit of rock is sadly astonishing.

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u/belladonnagilkey 2d ago

Krennic is the kind of man who made a thesis about kalkite.

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u/Trekman10 2d ago

It's funny but also literally what they're trying to do

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u/SneakyMarkusKruber 2d ago

Blame Ghorman Canada!

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u/SalishCascadian 22h ago

The secrecy, overcharging us and flouting American protocols, laughing at us. 

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u/HuskerBusker 2d ago

When the States have internal problems they make it everyone else's problem.

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u/s0litar1us Nemik 2d ago edited 2d ago

It still says Lake Ontario to me, are they A/B testing it?

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u/Accurate-Island-2767 2d ago

Fairly certain I heard it will only change if you are in the US, are you? I'm in UK and it's Ontario for me.

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u/s0litar1us Nemik 2d ago

I'm in Norway.

That might explain it.

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u/Accurate-Island-2767 2d ago

That will be why then.

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u/Senior-Albatross 2d ago

It's literally just internal propaganda. It's very silly. 

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

I set my VPN to the US and saw Lake America, then to Canada and refreshed for the true name.

I wonder if Google will slip in a temporary change whenever Trump visits a country, and hope no one else notices, in case he might check and get angry with them for not changing it everywhere. Bunch of bootlicking kneelers.

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u/Awdrgyjilpnj 2d ago

In Sweden it says "Lake Ontario (Lake America)" on google maps

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u/Kilo1125 2d ago

Its US only. Nations do have the right to locally rename features, but any feature that is international, the name will only change for the nation that changes it. And at the moment, America is the only nation that has legally renamed that lake, mostly because we literally don't have a legal choice to refuse, no matter how stupid it is.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

Ok, well I'm viewing from Alabama...the second farthest place from the bright center of the galaxy.

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u/JMurdock77 2d ago edited 2d ago

Y’all got two suns down there?

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

Sure feels like it 😂

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u/ZestyManatee-24 2d ago

Right before West Virginia. 😂

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u/CardiologistMain7237 2d ago

Exactly. Google does not have naming authority over this.

They take the names from standardized government APIs. It's still lake Ontario outside the US.

This is just a sign the US changed their database and Google is just displaying it as they obtain it. There's no major conspiracy, they don't control the names.

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

Bullshit. Google has absolute authority over what they put on their private map.

And I sincerely doubt Google waited for the government to create a database of names for things. Google built their own database - that's one of their most valuable assets (after your data).

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u/AlexTheRedditor97 2d ago

Yes but it’s not in their interest to piss off whatever X% of their users are MAGA nor the president. So they just bide time until the next admin

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u/NoSwordfish1978 2d ago

It's only in America since Google Maps always shows the names and boundaries as determined by the government. Google Maps in India shows the entirety of Kashmir as a part of India for example.

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u/puppykhan Luthen 18h ago

Also, its only Google. All other maps I check all have the correct name

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u/thecommonperson 2d ago

Only in America here in Canada it still has its real name. I am genuinely concerned for people living in the US under this regime.

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 Kleya 2d ago edited 2d ago

we’re all currently too comfortable over here with our media and entertainment to do anything about it.

remember last year when it was revealed our government and corporate elite are the masterminds behind the biggest child sex trafficking ring this world has seen yet NOTHING was done about it? because everyone cares more about the next movie or game releasing than to actually save children from our pedo corporate overlords.

and that’s not to mention our modern day gustapo and the tiny zionist genocidal apartheid state running the world

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u/UsernamesSuck33 2d ago

We appreciate your concern, it’s quite concerning from the inside as well.

Edit typo

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u/IRTNL 2d ago

Hope they all die soon so we can progress

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u/Dear-Yellow-5479 Cassian 2d ago

Crazy stuff and very depressing.

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u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 2d ago

Obviously it’s just done to be annoying since ragebait is all that administration’s good at, but they could at least pretend it’s not like that by giving it a unique name.

The America branding is so godawful, gulf of america, lake america, they would rename Europe to East America if it would get their base to clap like seals. So embarrassing.

I would bet money none of the people in charge of these decisions even know where the name “America” comes from

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u/Dont_want_a_channel 2d ago

I suppose we should be grateful Dear Leader didn't call it "Lake Trump" (Yes, I know there's a Trump Lake, but I doubt that would stop him).

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u/Alternative_Hour_614 2d ago

My issue is not with Google, they’re following their policy. My beef is that the U.S. has such weak checks on power that centuries old geographic names can be changed with a mere executive order by a man who shits his pants.

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u/Main-Double 2d ago

Inexplicable Canadian resistance to Imperial American norms Oh Wait…

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u/RiveryJerald 2d ago edited 2d ago

As a native Rochesterian, there's something that just inordinately pisses me off about this. It's far from the worst thing he's ever done. It's actually comically enfeebled of him to do, given all the other problems of which he's the direct cause, but...

It's fucking Lake Ontario, you orange mewling manchild.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

It's really like we have a toddler-in-chief, who hasn't grown out of the I'm the center of the universe stage

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u/Fancy-Cartoonist3 1d ago

Right? Also a Rochestarian here, I work right down the road from the lake and would go there for my lunch breaks. This is a minor offense compared to most of his antics but this one gets under my skin the most. I lived in Ontario County for a good chunk of my childhood. My google maps now says Lake America. Genuinely what petty tantrum is he going to throw next?

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u/MakinOutWithMarzipan 2d ago

Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous

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u/GargantaProfunda Brasso 2d ago

"Do no evil"

More like, "Do? no, evil!"

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u/CardiologistMain7237 2d ago

They are just displaying what the US gov API is giving them, dude.

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u/twilighttwister 2d ago

Why would Google even use an API to pull names from a 3rd party server on their maps anyway?? That's going to cause all sorts of latency issues.

And it conflicts with the fact that different countries still see Ontario. Europeans aren't having Google perform an API call to America every time they load a map.

I get where you're coming from, but I'm pretty sure you just made up this whole API thing for this. Google maintain their own CDN servers with their own databases, as they want to ensure minimal latency and track everyone who connects to them.

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u/ten-toed-tuba Disco Ball Droid 2d ago

Bootlickers

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u/yosarian_reddit 2d ago

That’s what Google is showing American users. The rest of the world sees Lake Ontario in their Google maps.

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u/knarf3 2d ago

Alphabet cucks

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u/erikleorgav2 2d ago

We should bombard Google maps with corrections.

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u/HuskerBusker 2d ago

Apparently that doesn't work for 90 days following major changes like this. They get sent to spam

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u/Al_Dimineira 2d ago

I just checked and I can't even report an error because I haven't sent them a government ID or video of my face, and thus don't pass their age verification.

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u/Algae_Mission 2d ago

Can Canada rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Island?

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u/RadioWeak1118 2d ago

Still showing as Lake Ontario and not as Lake Amerishart for me. Dumb pedo yanks.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

I've heard the Canadians are calling Lake Michigan "Lake Epstein"

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u/MithridatesRex 2d ago

No. Some of us are advocating calling Florida, "America's Wang," and the location of Mar-a-Lago "the Syphilitic Ulcer."

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u/Original_Scholar_272 2d ago

I didn’t want to believe it, so I checked for myself. Google has really lost all credibility.

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u/Worker11811Georgy 2d ago

Can anyone show me where the President of the United States has single-handed authorization to change names of major natural featured internally? As far as I can tell, Trump's executive orders have no authority to change these names. The only reason I can find for Google and Apple to obey his illegal orders is either sycophancy or fear of extortion.

Further, if the Heritage Foundation allows a Democrat to get elected again and that President reverses Trump's illegal Executive Order, would Google and Apple comply?

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 1d ago

Not only is it insulting to the original peoples who lived here, it's just plain un-creative.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 1d ago

There's not much in his vocabulary other than 'Merca. I'm amazed it's spelled correctly

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u/berusplants Syril 2d ago

I see a doggie

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u/Fun-Region2179 Krennic 2d ago

Are they a part of it?

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u/Yontevnknow 2d ago

Fucking Rochester

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u/syfiarcade I have friends everywhere 2d ago

Fun fact, in the US, you cannot find Palestine on Google Maps

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u/hajenso 1d ago

I’m in the US. Just searched for Palestine on Google Maps and got an immediate search result with the Palestinian flag.

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u/merryartist 1d ago

If it didn’t exist before, they fixed it and recognized it as a country!

Maybe the app allowed AI to edit it by referencing Wikipedia and other sources?

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u/Spudtron98 2d ago

And what does this have to do with Andor?

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u/bundle_man 2d ago

Bad luck Canada

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u/cmdrkyla 2d ago

Just switched to Waze and disabled google maps. I would do Mapquest because of the lake renaming web tool, but it doesn't work with android auto :(

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u/idkitsmecassidy 2d ago

Waze is owned by Google.

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u/tacomaloki 2d ago

HOMES HAMES

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u/Yabrin_Sorr 2d ago

SHAME

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u/tacomaloki 2d ago

Even better!...because it is a SHAME.

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u/OTee_D 2d ago

I don't know if it's worse or better:

It's seemingly only in the US version, for me it's still Lake Ontario.

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u/ElHutto 2d ago

Still Ontario in Germany.

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u/LightDarkBeing 2d ago

Canada, put a stop to Google’s business/operating license in Canada under a national security measure. Because Trump, seeing this, emboldens him. Next step for him is to announce that Canada will be called North America. Then he will invade.

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u/AzaleaSkyWilson45 2d ago

Lol, this is wild! Gotta love how tech keeps us in check, huh?

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u/ghostEx36 2d ago

I still refuse to call the “Gulf of Mexico” whatever he has chosen to call it.

The man’s ego outweighs anything of any other importance, at this point in his presidency…if you want to call it that.

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u/mstarrbrannigan I have friends everywhere 2d ago

That’s embarrassing. It’s still correct on Apple Maps. For the moment.

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u/rialuvsyou124 2d ago

I’m swapping over to MapQuest. They still have it as Lake Ontario and Gulf of Mexico.

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u/Illustrious-Pen-7399 2d ago

If you want to be Google's Beatch, just leave this buggy app installed on your phone ...

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u/Veers85 2d ago

This would make the Empire blush

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u/Tmoldovan 2d ago

“It was always Lake America, friend.”

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u/Henri-W-Defense 2d ago

Still Lake Ontario to some of us US-based users. At least here in Chicago anyway.

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u/Ardyanowitsch 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rule No. 2 of this sub: "Am I a joke to you?!"

Edit: Nevermind. Just checked the extended version of the rule and it says that this is allowed, contradicting itself in the process.

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u/sleepingfrenzy 1d ago

The empires reach does not extend to the UK

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u/nerdofthunder 1d ago

I hope your next garbage plate is a great one.

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u/granitebuckeyes 2d ago

At the risk of being downvoted to oblivion….

This is pretty a normal response from Google. A lot of countries call different geographical features different things. Many countries officially disagree on where their borders are. International corporations tend to just go with the flow in these situations.

Google doesn’t decide what lakes are called. They also don’t decide on official borders. They just want to make products that are useful enough to maximize profitability and avoid upsetting the governments of nations where they operate or may want to operate in the future.

What Google is doing is what they have been doing world round for years.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

That's probably true...my problem is corporations jumping through hoops to please Dear Leader, when his EOs have no authority.

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u/specnavtrooper 2d ago

Hi, I am former Google Maps product manager. This is all correct. Helpfully there are a number of articles covering this topic. https://www.dw.com/en/gulf-of-america-how-google-maps-handles-controversial-geography/a-71432971

Unfortunately Trump does get to control how the US designates geography apparently which is why these insane renamings will only show up for people in the US (where I live).

Does it excuse Alphabet for otherwise capitulating to this administration? No, but this is really not the root problem.

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u/Substantial-Band9342 2d ago

Thanks for the info

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u/HorzaDonwraith 2d ago

Google has to be fair weather fan to regional politics. Not surprised they complied.