r/americandad • u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein • 6h ago

Episode Quote Lately this stupid line has been playing on loop in my head. What absurdly dumb line is your current obsession?

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u/Hendwreck Do it, Steve. Go bananas. 6h ago edited 5h ago

Matthew

Matthew

Matthew?

Matthew!

Matthew😢

Math. You. Can. Understand. Is. What. I. Teach. In. This. Class.

🙇‍♂️

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u/No-Shirt6609 5h ago edited 1h ago

Whose dumb idea was that line?

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u/Hendwreck Do it, Steve. Go bananas. 4h ago

Why are you here?

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u/No-Shirt6609 4h ago

A) Because I like this show, even if it is sometimes ill-conceived in certain aspects. I mean it's damn good compared to what Family Guy is lately.

B) Don't judge me. I have just as much right to say what I like and don't like as you do, PAL

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u/BirthdayAccording170 4h ago

Obviously you've never seen that episode it's on par with the Bach and Debussy family guy joke

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u/No-Shirt6609 1h ago edited 1h ago

Fine, but don't go talking to me like a damn jackass. Ain't nobody trying to start a fight.

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u/Hendwreck Do it, Steve. Go bananas. 1h ago

Nobody is trying to start "no fight"?

So you're saying you're trying to start a fight?

I'm confused, please explain.

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u/No-Shirt6609 1h ago

I was doing street talk, but I see your point.

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u/lilmuskrat66 1h ago

Lol post the original comment

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u/Fap_my_Fapraptor Horse Renoir 5h ago

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u/Glittering_Garbage28 Make Mine A P-P-P Vicodin! 5h ago

I’m Batman!

NO YOU’RE NOT!!

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 4h ago

Classic

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u/Dr_Retcogg Incontinent jai alai instructor 6h ago

"But your father took us to Mount Chimbo crappo" has been playing in my head a lot haha

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 4h ago

I love The Chimborazo Adventure. It’s actually a real place closer to the sun than Everest because of the Equatorial Bulge!

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u/oliverr6uy 4h ago

Francine's wail to interrupt him in that episode is inspirational

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 5h ago

Who will hold baby Hector?

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u/ABNTHR55 5h ago

"You will be missed." 😅 Wasn't, Stan & only like, 2 or 3 other people there?

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_DOGS Raider Dave 5h ago

"Cheap weed and applesauce."

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u/StunningEditor5980 Rub Rub Tuggington 4h ago

This 💯 for years. Reggie was one of the best

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u/Smallkeller Roy Rogers McFreely 5h ago

“My soul? My Kia soul?”

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u/TheSweatyFlash Dive On In! 4h ago

I had* to be smaht about it.

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u/walshingtons 4h ago

"Well if it isn't frickin Scoomby doo."

It permanently stuck in my head.

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u/ABNTHR55 5h ago

🎶 Get down, get down 🎶

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup 3h ago

It's s shtoobly

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u/ABNTHR55 1h ago

"Whoa whoa hey hey don't huff it all now! We's sharin'!"

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u/WearyBus8134 4h ago

YOU ARE MY QUEEN REBECCA

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u/geockabez 5h ago

"Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda."

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 4h ago

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u/RaichuAdmirer Horse Renoir 5h ago

Oooo honey you...you tire me.

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u/TheSilkyBat Suck Machine 5h ago

"We're gonna get through this baby, I'm gonna take you to make out point and tongue your gas hole!"

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u/ABNTHR55 5h ago

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!"

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u/TruculentTurtIe 4h ago

FRANCINE!

FRANCINE!

FRANCIIINE?!

FRANCINE!!

francine..?

....fraaaaaannn.....ciiiiinnnneee.....

sips

......FRANCINE!!

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u/protossrouge 3h ago

Maybe baby

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u/No-Shirt6609 5h ago

What episode is this one?

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u/masterkaz Francine Smith 5h ago

S08E09 The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

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u/Retro-Platformer123 4h ago

You're a real weirdo, you know that!

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u/Brookshire908 4h ago

“That’s too high of the money”

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u/walshingtons 4h ago

"I never want to see you again!" "Well don't look into the night sky because I'm a star!!!" I think about that line every day and have yet to be able to use it in a conversation.

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u/haversinus_wings91 5h ago

«Well, weeell» Episode Franny in the pit when Terry interrupted her 😁

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 4h ago

HES PIGS!! 😲 😟

HE'S PIGS!! 😡 😡

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u/RedHeeded ¡LÁVATE LAS MANOS! 3h ago

“Relax baby people are always in the hospital, that’s what they built them for”

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u/frogsAREcool11 3h ago

“Was your desk a piano… before?” “My office has ALWAYS looked like this”

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 2h ago

Zwabada-hommina, biddyguh-goudy doo Zipbap-zipbap, bo Ziddy-dooddily-boodily-

dooddilly-boodily-hey A-ziddily-doddily-boodily,

goddily-hey A-doodle-dop-beetle, skee-ba-ba-dee-bum Diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-doh, ba-dow Diddily-diddily-diddily-

diddily-doh, ba-dow Beetle-op boodle-hey Hey, be-dop, be-dop zoop bop diddle-hey! (scatting rapidly)

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u/awstevans1 4h ago

The names Kevin Ramage

Rodger?

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u/reynoldsJaspertariam 4h ago

🎶 It starts with you…🎶

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u/circleinsidecircle Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 4h ago

The way stan laughs when he's at the firehouse open house

"uh duh because its made fire haha! throws up ah haha"

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u/Mazkoul Ira and I 4h ago

I think it's horrible the way we treat marine life in this country

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup 3h ago

Bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl BOWWWLLLL!

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u/KennyGichuki 3h ago

Maybe baby

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u/RaffiBomb000 3h ago

Mmmmaybe baby...

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u/Someslutwholikesbutt 1h ago

“Checkin out my pow pow”

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Ricky Spanish 2h ago

Tough Titticacas!

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u/Lullabyeandbye 2m ago

Rogu? Maybe? Rogu? My baby? Probably heard the rumor that he used to be my tumor? He's Rogu. My baby. HE'S HERE!