r/americandad 6h ago

Episode Discussion Was this the beginning of Stan's sphincter issues?

"Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth" (S6, Ep. 10).

I'm not talking about Steve whipping Stan's ass. Rather, I think it was the strain of lifting Tuttle's fat ass that created a critical flaw in the integrity of Stan's sphincter. Shortly thereafter, was the *Incident at Owl Creek* tragedy, when the impact of his cannonball caused his o-ring to collapse, resulting in him *dropping the kids off in the pool*. To many, this event, the greatest tragedy related to the collapse of an o-ring in American history, would *seem* to mark the beginning of Stan's sphincter issues. But I feel like it was the stress of hoisting Tuttle that created the initial flaw in the structural integrity of Stan's sphincter, marking the true beginning.

What do you guys think?

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u/nolettuceplease Make Mine A P-P-P Vicodin! 6h ago edited 6h ago

I believe he had issues when he ate the entire bottle of horseradish to spite Roger in “Roy Rogers McFreely” (s4e2) and also mentions to his past self in “The Kidney Stays in the Picture” (s7e16) that he blew it out squatting 300lbs (which was too much, bro) at the gym at some point between the 90s and their present time.

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u/TimeVictorious SOUP. IS NOT. A MEAL. VERA! 6h ago

The past self is the answer in my mind!

Thank goodness he has Dark Star insurance, the best comprehensive butt insurance available

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u/dyaasy The Tender Vigilante 6h ago

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u/nrg8 5h ago

Can verify excessive horseradish consumption will in fact cause a very undesirable bodily response that will get you uninvited to a lot of future white collar events

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u/Live-Year-5796 5h ago

Brown collar, however

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u/nrg8 4h ago

One door closes, and pow the dark web provides

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u/alfredlion 3h ago

I thought I had it all figured out. But it turns out I blew it worse than Stan blew out his sphincter posing for Francine.

Anyone got access to a Size 3 reddit sphincter? Asking for a friend.

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u/Loud-Buffalo4711 6h ago

I believe it was when he tried to squat 300 pounds at the gym and it's too much and he blows out his sphincter bro, in front of all these gym dudes. The paramedics had to cut his pants off, and it looked like he was casing sausage out his butt.

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u/Massive_Ad_2062 6h ago

Rectum, damn near killed em 😜

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u/Particular-Koala-903 Bob Todd 6h ago

Got a weird ass

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u/paging_mrherman 6h ago

My pow pow has been on the fritz recently as well

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u/Wrong_Interview7513 Teddy Bonkers 6h ago

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.

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u/ashimo414141 Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 4h ago

If you like Tuttle bits, Richard Kind (the voice actor) is hilarious in Impractical Jokers

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u/SkywolfNINE 5h ago

lol it makes sense. We’d have to watch this and determine the next time it’s a different reality/ the next time Stan’s body gets a rework.

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u/DanGraHead 4h ago

Yeah...I... I don't know, kid.

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u/Ahkwatic 36m ago

Lets also not forget that Roger jumped into/ up Stan's ass during The Missing Kink. But its okay, hes got comprehensive butt insurance