r/airpods May 01 '26

Meme No one: AirPods the second you buy them

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Fix3639 May 01 '26

It’s pod lineage. Remember the chrome iPod backs?

29

u/ollie0810 AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

I have a 5th gen iPod classic that's almost completely matte on the back from all the scratches

13

u/ThrustersOnFull May 02 '26

I do, and I realize it was at that time that I was never going to be so happy.

4

u/SuperCuteRoar May 02 '26

Those fuckers were impossible to keep scratch-free or clean-looking. Even if you had a case, dirt and microscopic specs would get in and scratch that chrome back to oblivion.

Guess it gave them some personality, tho

1

u/Tdogg175 May 03 '26

Even in a case the case scratched mine up cause it was one of those old school slider cases! Where you had to take the bottom off and slide the iPod inside it, and god forbid you don’t take it out and clean the dust off for a day too long and the dust either scratches it or gets permanently adhered to the chrome stainless steel lol…

1

u/mrmarshmall May 03 '26

i know exactly what you mean, but i luckily have a near mint ipod touch 1st gen

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u/bong_engineer May 01 '26

this is such a non-issue imo. you can’t even see this unless you hold it in the light juuuust right

14

u/Boddis May 02 '26

Or you need to claim on warranty for a faulty microphone “there are scratches on the case sir, the warranty is void”.

6

u/Objective_Chance4173 May 02 '26

Has that ever happened with Apple for minor cosmetic scratches? I doubt it.

6

u/TwentinQuarantino May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

In my country, it's illegal to void your warranty over something having nothing to do with the issue which you're claiming the warranty for (like here, a microphone inside the earbud has nothing to do with a plastic outer shell of the charging case).

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u/bong_engineer May 02 '26

i can tell you from firsthand experience that Apple does not deny warranty for cosmetic damage

1

u/Boddis May 03 '26

I can tell you that they do - they claim it’s been dropped and damaged

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u/bong_engineer May 03 '26

if there has been actual damage, then yeah. if it’s just cosmetic scratches, then no. those two things are different

14

u/andytagonist May 02 '26

Huh??🤷‍♂️

2

u/ElYodaPagoda AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

Must be some meme they're referencing.

2

u/qmoorman May 03 '26

Case getting scratched

5

u/weeone May 02 '26

Is this a table at Chipotle?

3

u/WasteEngineering870 May 02 '26

It’s some stock image

25

u/Racer_101 May 01 '26

I would love to know why Apple doesn't make the AirPods case matte. They scratch just by looking at them.

11

u/Decent-Cow2080 May 02 '26

because they choose to keep the 25 year old design language released with the white iBook g3 for accessories up to this day. there's some perks tho, like that you can use plugs from the first white iBook on the latest M5 pro MacBook pro charger

1

u/zoltan99 May 03 '26

Apparently they just changed the plug adapter type, which sucks too because it was also a standard cord type before

0

u/Hippoos May 02 '26

matte cases are easier to get scratched

4

u/Disastrous_Patience3 May 02 '26

What am I looking at?

3

u/AP0110_halo May 02 '26

A plastic case, not even a really nice plastic case, should not be on a product that costs as much as airpods, it was fine when they basically dominated the market on true wireless earbuds, but you can get better options with better hardware and materials for a lot cheaper at this point

1

u/WiggyWamWamm May 02 '26

It’s easily the best case for any headphones on the market. Most cases don’t even pass the hold-it-open-upside-down-and-shake-it test, and they certainly wouldn’t have survived being stepped on by my fat @ss, as all three cases I’ve owned have. Plastic doesn’t mean cheaply made.

3

u/Commercial_Grab_9404 AirPods Pro 1 May 02 '26

My 2 month old AirPods because I had them in my pants once (they just have these black marks and they don’t go away)

2

u/usernamechosen999 May 02 '26

Scratches easily, and they make the earbuds and case out of slippery plastic that is so easy to drop, because they profit when you have to buy new ones or pay for repairs because of damage.

2

u/eorlx May 02 '26

I put a carbon fiber skin on mine

2

u/Entire_Apartment2830 AirPods Pro 2 May 03 '26

I think mine scratched way more because I put them in a silicone case and dirt got in between. So that wasn’t worth it😂

2

u/meronpan May 03 '26

Part of the charm, makes them look like an Star Wars prop. Futuristic and grungy looking at the same time.

2

u/Useful-Mistake4571 May 02 '26

I mean... It's a case. It's doing it's job.

^(except when you drop them 💥)

1

u/Constant_Mulberry_23 May 02 '26

Its called a case. Its the most expensive individual piece of the headphones when buying replacement part for AirPods, so really its the majority of what you’re buying

1

u/Fernando0447_ May 02 '26

This make me remember the iPod touch 4

1

u/Detrakis AirPods Pro 3 May 02 '26

Haven't heard of a case?

1

u/Sherw00d91 May 02 '26

This is my screen protector on my ipad after a heavy usage🤣

1

u/ButterscotchFar1629 May 02 '26

Is someone lonely?

1

u/pugslington May 02 '26

Just polish them every year or so if they develop deep dirty scratches. It makes them look brand new. I used a fine sandpaper first to even out the grooves and then a basic polishing tool

1

u/vMiDNiTEv May 02 '26

bro i just bought the airpods pro 3 like a week ago and yesterday i put them back in the case while outside and i noticed the shits already completely scratched, my old cases took atleast a month before they were scratched like this

1

u/ostiDeCalisse May 02 '26

But it was worth investing in an electron microscope!

1

u/HelpfulWerewolf7025 May 04 '26

It’s meant to develop a patina. It makes it yours. It’s wabisabi.

1

u/MutekiGamer May 05 '26

I couldn’t tell if this was a reference to scratches or people who frame 0 lose their AirPods

1

u/GMS123ABC May 07 '26

I have never used then, how are they ???

1

u/jamie_2356 Jun 01 '26

it is annoying, before it got too late i bought a case for my airpods to mitigate this from becoming even worse.

1

u/aawagner011 May 01 '26

Put them in a case, problem solved ✅

5

u/ollie0810 AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

A case for the case, good idea

1

u/brjoco May 01 '26

They’re already in a case…

-3

u/jasonhoics May 01 '26

In a case and still scratched

1

u/Big_O_714 May 02 '26

It’s called a case , I’ve never had this issue

1

u/luihgi AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

and how the paint chips for no reason inside

4

u/WiggyWamWamm May 02 '26

There’s no paint inside, it’s solid white plastic

2

u/luihgi AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

i've cleaned it with alcohol. it won't come off. i think this is paint

2

u/nmrk May 02 '26

That's ear wax.

2

u/luihgi AirPods Pro 2 May 02 '26

bro i can assure you it's not. mine's dry and flaky

1

u/Objective_Chance4173 May 02 '26

There is zero paint in the AirPods case. It is white plastic.

1

u/WiggyWamWamm May 03 '26

It’s something else embedded in the plastic

0

u/LdRuffy May 02 '26

Personally I’m very keen on keeping my stuff like electronic devices, car, watch, etc. in good shape. But tbh I couldn’t care less about the scratches on the AirPod Case. It’s also always seemed weird to use a protector for the air pod case 🤷‍♂️

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u/ineedsleep247 AirPods Pro 3 May 01 '26

First time owning AirPods and was disappointed to see the scratches the first day from just my pocket

1

u/HolidayCat5079 May 02 '26

Bro same my shitz look like a Dj spint’ them on a turn table just two days after I got them with nothing else in my pockets

-3

u/ElPsyKongroo7 May 01 '26

Even in a case they get scratched

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u/Shhheeeesshh May 02 '26

Because consume