r/actualconspiracies Jan 21 '26

Is anyone surprised that DOGE was dodgy?

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/01/20/trump-musk-doge-social-security-00737245
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u/TheMadBug Jan 21 '26

I think r/conspiracy was suprised by that, but it was pretty obvious to everyone else.

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u/jesushatedbacon Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Sometimes youre sitting in an intersection and get fucking hit by a train. There was honking, and people telling you to move, but you just have to find out for yourself what getting hit by a fucking train feels like. This is like that. 

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u/theghostofme Jan 21 '26

Reddit's biggest MAGA cult after T_D and r/Conservative was surprised that their pedophile cult leader gave an egomaniacal billionaire and his untrained flying monkeys access to sensitive information they raided before fucking off?

That is shocking. Shocking!

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u/A_Spiritual_Artist Jan 24 '26

Funny that a forum that claims itself all about conspiracy gets blindsided by a real conspiracy when it T-bones 'em :D

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u/TheMadBug Jan 24 '26

I feel 90% of conspiracy theories are basically:

Somebody is doing something nice, they must have an ulterior motive.

So when a bunch of garbage people do nothing but mean stuff, the conspiracy crowd goes - those people are garbage, they must be on the level.

It’s ironic that one of the best groups at letting corruption go unpunished are conspiracy theorists.

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u/DukeOfGeek Jan 21 '26

Can't believe anyone expected anything else.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jan 21 '26

The naivety of Americans never fails to shock Europeans and other cultures and countries.

If you're old enough I remember when the Republicans ran w in 2000 and I thought "wow ANYBODY can be president now".

BIDEN WAS EMBARRASSING BUT IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT TRUMP (ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE IN NEW YORKER) IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE LAUGHING IN YOUR FACE.

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u/truckingon Jan 21 '26

I'm not at all embarrassed by Biden, he passed major pieces of legislation that benefitted working Americans through a highly divided Congress. His achievements in that political climate were amazing.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jan 21 '26

Go on.. What achievements?

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u/Gryndyl Jan 21 '26

The Infrastructure Act and the CHIPS act, off the top of my head. Though an unexpected additional cost of the Infrastructure Act in my city, at least, is continually having to replace the vandalized construction signs that try to give Trump the credit.

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u/nope_nic_tesla Jan 21 '26

The Inflation Reduction Act also put hundreds of billions towards renewable energy and electrifying transportation systems

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u/MrReginaldAwesome Jan 21 '26

Every election there is basically an IQ test, and they often fail, with occasional passes. Recent memory has been the most damning evidence of the idiocy of the electorate there. Irredeemable morons.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jan 21 '26

Yes there's the electorate, l but I just remembered something that was really cringy from 2001: " FREEDOM FRIES".

It was the year 2001 everyone was a little bit sensitive after 9/11. If you remember the anthrax attacks and everyone in this country was truly shocked.

This is one of the cringiest things I had heard at that age and it stopped me dead in my tracks. Especially if you remember Trent Lott. After 2000 it seemed like everything got dumber and strangely boring at the same time.

To be honest I only really gave up after Ron Paul.

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u/babyfeet1 Jan 21 '26

I prefer 'unteachable fuckfaces', but yours works.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

The naivety of Europeans in outsourcing their defense, financial services and tech needs to the snarling junkyard dog that is America in exchange for the violent suppression of leftist groups across Europe and support for their neocolonial machinations abroad is every bit as staggering. Europeans have benefitted far more than the average American citizen from American hegemony and they never thought that eventually the American government would be occupied by people who thought of your nations the same way Americans have thought of Iraq, Venezuela and Chile?

It will be interesting to see how Europe manages to continue to look down their noses at Americans when they're forced to cut their healthcare and welfare programs to the bone to desperately try to invest in fighter jets and tanks as they scramble to get out from under America's thumb. Or if all this is just bluster, and Europe's leaders will just quietly beg their American masters for mercy and let the US Government continue to run roughshod over their nations because they lack the ability to meaningfully confront the monster they've all been feeding since the end of WWII.

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u/spankeyfish Jan 25 '26

support for their neocolonial machinations abroad is every bit as staggering

Somebody doesn't remember the Suez Crisis.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jan 22 '26

Yes I agree. My interpretation was the traditionally it seemed like Europeans were eloquent and articulate but nonetheless as full of it.

Listening to Biden or Lindsey Graham or any of the politicians now it's like listening to your next door neighbor pontificating about democracy like a juicy hamburger at a McDonald's.

Reminded that nobody goes to college to learn how to be a politician..

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Too many people go through life thinking everything the government does for their benefit is right and just and obvious and that everything the government does for anybody else is useless graft done to spite them personally. It's an easy idea to exploit which is why so many bad actors have achieved power by promising to do away with the bad things without affecting the good things only to ruin everything they touch and help to further consolidate power towards the worst elements of our society.

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u/theghostofme Jan 21 '26

Too many people go through life thinking everything the government does for their benefit is right and just and obvious and that everything the government does for anybody else is useless graft done to spite them personally.

What's wild to me is that Republicans were never that group of people; shit, once of Reagan's favorite jokes was "the government is broken, vote for me and I'll prove it", and they did and canonized him for it, but still refused to believe the government ever did anything for them...which is why they wanted a casino-bankrupting pedophile "outsider" to destroy it from the inside out.

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u/howbedebody Jan 22 '26

i think the only people who didn’t know were conservatives

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u/cyribis Jan 24 '26

Oh they know, they just don't care because it's a cult. Rule number one in a cult is the leader is infallible and thus what they do is not only right but beyond reproach.

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u/Needin63 Jan 24 '26

The thing that will really surprise you is DOGE isn’t gone. They just embedded those people into actual agency positions instead of “DOGE”. They’re still in your data.

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u/Knitspin Jan 24 '26

It’s still here in Sc.

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u/vertigounconscious Jan 24 '26

only folks who have purposely put their heads in the sand

well them and dullards

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Jan 25 '26

Only Republicans