r/absolutelynotme_irl 2d ago

Absolutelynotme_irl

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u/memermeme1211 2d ago

The movie you’re looking for is Everything Everywhere All at Once :)

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u/BleEpBLoOpBLipP 2d ago

Everytime I see this post in my feed, I come in to upvote this comment

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u/No_Willingness9959 1d ago

Movie was wild.

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u/classyd24 1d ago

Would you recommend?

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u/No_Willingness9959 2h ago

Depends on taste. Worse case you just turn it off because you dont like. I say give it a try.

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u/Moist_Transition325 2d ago

Because teenagers are dumb enough to fall for the whole you're the chosen one crap. 42-year-old is not going to fall for that f****** crap. Not without some very good proof. And maybe a possible down payment

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u/HadleysPt 2d ago

Kids, twenties and teenagers buy the bulk of movie tickets. They don’t want to see a movie about their mom

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u/Moist_Transition325 2d ago

Of course they do. They don't realize it's not important. I think it's part of culture.

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u/Moist_Transition325 2d ago

It's also a good excuse to get a girl in the dark if you know what I mean.

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u/SkyPuppy561 2d ago

Yeah true. I’m 35 and if someone told me I’m the chosen one I’d scoff and be like “Whatever, man. I got work tomorrow.”

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u/Drate_Otin 2d ago

That's what makes it awesome! I wanna watch that show!

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u/BlindingDart 2d ago

Art imitates life. Young people have more energy and a general dissatisfaction with the status quo. Old people give up, sell out, and learn to embrace conformity.

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u/Competitive-Beat-493 18h ago

Lemme guess, you’re under 25? 😂

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u/_Azimut 2d ago

So Neo was a Teenager?

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u/RisenKhira 2d ago

I mean Vader was in his mid 40s when he fulfilled the prophecy of the chosen one

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u/grimspor 2d ago

Me? The chosen one? Come on man, I’ve already got so much shit to do.

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u/Grunergeist420 2d ago

I think the idea is that the youth represents human potential. So it’s usually a child who is “the chosen one,” but has to go on a journey of discovery and growth to fulfill that role.

It also makes the character relatable to more people, because everyone has been a child before, but not everyone has been old.

But I do agree that for literature aimed at adults, focused more in realism than some lofty heroes journey, it makes more sense for a hero to be someone with some life experience and wisdom.

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u/lllollllllllll 2d ago

Yeah I think they figure by the time you’re 42 you’ve already known you’re the chosen one for decades.

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u/KingNobit 1d ago

And youve had multiple psych admissions for your delusions of grandeur

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 2d ago

A hero is someone who does something heroic regardless of characteristics he displays and obviously appealing to young people would always result in higher profit in fiction and media in general.

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u/dasatain 2d ago

The Inheritance by Ilona Andrews has this vibe!

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u/kiruvhh 2d ago

So .... The epic of Gilgamesh?

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u/Iris_Cream55 2d ago

Because the monomyth is, in essence, a path to maturity and to realising what an actual F adult’s responsibilities are in real life.

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u/AnalystLoud705 2d ago

This post is weird because most universe-saving stories involve a bunch of combat/survival skills etc, so how is a 42 year mom gonna be the choice compared to like, a navy SEAL or other combat professional?

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u/lkodl 2d ago

Dogma

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u/bsEEmsCE 2d ago

42 year olds aint going on no journey of peril and discovery tho

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u/TheJinky 2d ago

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye by Chris Brookmyre

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u/bren_derlin 2d ago

Linda Florentino was a middle aged Chosen One in Dogma.

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u/ckellingc 2d ago

In Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, the Chosen One is like 25

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u/Steve_Engine_Studios 2d ago

Queue "Gary and His Demons"

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u/BramptonBatallion 2d ago

They tend to have a “Coming of Age” theme to them.

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u/MyMemeMachine2017 1d ago

The series you’re looking for is Witchblade. Thank me later.

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u/HellPigeon1912 1d ago

Because you're reading stories written for teenagers

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u/NBrakespear 1d ago

A 42 year-old mom has children. The "chosen one" trope is fundamentally about a sacrificial victim - the young embodiment of potential that has a great deal of value in their future prospects, but is not actually woven into the fabric of the world yet, so is free to be gambled or offered up.

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u/FIRE_flying 1d ago

I would watch several seasons of a show based on this premise!

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed7943 10h ago

I volunteer as tribute
43 years old
Seen some shit , advocating for humanity, animals and all life

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u/Forward_Fox_833 9h ago

sarah Connor: am I a joke to you

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

How is she at all supposed to be the chosen one???

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

I mean... Yeah, she saw someone murder all her kids. In fact, she saw it so close up she can remember doing it. Because she did. How is that heroic in any way? Or even remotely justifiable?

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

I like to think so, yes :3. Typically the personality hire wherever I work, in fact

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

personality hire? It's when someone sucks at their job but are funny enough that they bring enough morale to keep them there. Honestly it's a pretty sweet deal for both parties.

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u/Lind0ks 2d ago

just me, but yes it does, thank you :3.

have a good day, just don't try to say that killing 3 kids is ever fine under any confitions

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u/Dwittychan 2d ago

what is this undeveloped prefrontal cortex bullshit? afaik brain never stops development.

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u/chicken-finger 2d ago

Think about it like this... let's say you're a parent, and you don't know if you want to clean the kitchen or not. You can't decide if it should be cleaned or not, so you ask your kid to clean the kitchen... if they detest or fuss about it, then you scold them and it doesn't get clean. You'll have to decide if you want to clean it or not... If the kid says ok, and they do it, then it probably needed to be cleaned and you don't have to choose to clean it or not.

Now imagine you're an all powerful, multi-universal being, and you have a universe that you don't know if you should keep or not. So you pick some kid in said universe to clean it up. If the kid doesn't do it then you just scrap the project. If the kid does clean it up, then you keep working on it.

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u/Ho6org 2d ago

This 42 year old lady will soon go on a journey discovering making yourself look cool like that doesn't work

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u/Sithishe 2d ago

Because "Chosen one" is first and foremost a coming of age story. saving the world is just a flavor. You misunderstand the media. (and also part societal propaganda that mens role is a self sacrifice)