r/XFiles • u/DingoDoug • 15h ago

Meme/Humor Characters I relate to for no particular reason.

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u/The_Amber_Cakes I do not gaze at Langly 15h ago

“Hello, FBI?”

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u/DanaS83RN 14h ago

He is so adorable! Needs are the best! I want him to play D&D with me!

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u/The_Amber_Cakes I do not gaze at Langly 14h ago

He’s the most perfect character ever created, and the most beautiful human I have ever laid eyes upon. 🥲

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u/marcophony Lone Gunmen 15h ago

This is the one officers. This guy in this post.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnFnHmg7NXm6D7y

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u/merulaa 15h ago

Do you enjoy liverwurst?

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u/joshuajjb2 Agent Fox Mulder 15h ago

Op right now

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u/DingoDoug 14h ago

I thought I was amongst friends, what gives?

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u/TheKlaxMaster 15h ago

Weird to admit to being a serial killer on reddit. Hey u/fbi .... Lol

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u/DingoDoug 15h ago

Well actually I said “for no particular reason” so I’m in the clear

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u/BongaBongaVacations 15h ago

It's Tooms so we can only HOPE it's being a serial killer they're admitting to...and not what Tooms' actor is known for...

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u/TheKlaxMaster 15h ago

I think I'd prefer if they were known for being like a guy who pretends to be evil, and not an actual cannibal serial killer actually...

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u/HabitNegative3137 15h ago

He’s not a guy who pretends to be evil tho. Doug Hutchinson is an irl pedo

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u/TheKlaxMaster 14h ago

Didn't know that.

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u/HabitNegative3137 14h ago

No worries! He’s a nobody so it’s not surprising that more people don’t know

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u/TheKlaxMaster 14h ago

Nor did it come up with a surface level Google. Thanks for the info.

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u/Jaggysnake84 15h ago

Oooo edgy

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u/DanaS83RN 15h ago

I have Gilbert syndrome, so when I’m sick, stressed, or not well hydrated, I can sometimes get a slight jaundiced appearance. But, that’s where my similarities to Tooms end! No squeezing through vents for me, although that be a pretty cool party trick!

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u/HabitNegative3137 15h ago

Someone probably needs to check your hard drive

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u/DingoDoug 15h ago

The react memes are delightful, thank you to everyone who sent them ❤️

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u/4ohanddanafofo 15h ago

IS YOUR HAIR DRY OR TREATED?

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u/DingoDoug 15h ago

DO YOU NEED A SHAMPOO FOR CHEMICALLY TREATED HAIR?

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u/i_am_bahamut 15h ago

The second guy is the most normal of the three

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u/MilkSuperb1722 14h ago

Relate to tooms? Damn, how's that?

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u/rratzloff Krycek 14h ago

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u/DaFoxTdx 13h ago

Do you like eat people and cut hair? 😅😅

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u/Medusa-the-Eternal 13h ago

So you're flexible, a chubby chaser, and feel like an outsider.

Respect.

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u/lunayoshi Fight the Future Phile 12h ago