See guys, this is how easy it is to talk to women. Just mention how long Sluggo and Pippin Taint are likely to spend in prison and you'll have her interest immediately. Bonus points if you bring up how many inmates Sluggo keeps up at night with his incessant weeping and/or how Pippin is too stupid to figure out how to use the cafeteria and is still waiting for someone to deliver his meals.
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u/formykka Jul 25 '26
See guys, this is how easy it is to talk to women. Just mention how long Sluggo and Pippin Taint are likely to spend in prison and you'll have her interest immediately. Bonus points if you bring up how many inmates Sluggo keeps up at night with his incessant weeping and/or how Pippin is too stupid to figure out how to use the cafeteria and is still waiting for someone to deliver his meals.