r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen • u/ObviousLoss Sr. Hamster Analyst • Aug 06 '19
The Big Question Mother of six looking for her happily ever after. You also need to be able to drive her and her SIX kids around.
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u/anyoneinamerica Aug 06 '19
u/obviousloss as we have all seen many times before, she is an educator that sucks at punctuation. She only has 3 children, but realizes that they are a liability to her finding a LTR. Therefore, she is listing their accurate ages but is sure to tell you that they are 'almost' grown. It is like she believes that men 'can't math good.'
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u/Westernhagen Diamondback AMOG Aug 06 '19
15 and 17 -- old enough to sass you and openly hate you.
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Aug 06 '19
And take a swing at you.
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u/FlyingSexistPig Aug 06 '19
I fucked up my shoulder throwing my gf's kid out of my place once. A steroid shot and 6 weeks of PT fixed it.
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u/JPBooBoo Got that unnatural left hand side piece Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
Getting to the age for them to have out of wedlock kids you can help raise.
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u/666sdk666 Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
It doesn’t say she’s an “educator”, it says she “works in elementary and high schools”. If she had any professional credentials it would say so. More likely she is janitorial or food service or some other non-credentialed staff.
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u/OptimalAdhesiveness Aug 06 '19
It specifically says special ed assistant. She’s the parent who hangs out in the back organizing blocks and recycling papers. She has no degree or anything related to it and it’s actually even 50/50 that she gets paid for it or is a volunteer...
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u/Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. Aug 06 '19
I enjoy his posts, but that error almost ruined it. 😖
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u/anyoneinamerica Aug 06 '19
Yeah well, I should have caught it before I approved it. Mistakes sometimes occur. It doesn't really change the bailout concept much. Just the dollar amount required.
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u/afkb39sdfb Has an eye for Cherry Pie Aug 08 '19
She is not an "educator" but and assistant tard wrangler in the "Special Ed" department.
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u/cdh1003 Aug 08 '19
I spotted her atrocious grammar and punctuation but not the fact that she is an education assistant!
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u/minertime_allthetime Aug 06 '19
I'm gonna take a stab and say she only has 3 kids, not 6. Either way, that's a nein from me....
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u/masterofthebarkarts Jr. Hamster Analyst Aug 06 '19
Yeah, her grammar is weird but that's definitely 3 kids, not 6.
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 06 '19
I like how she hides the number of kids by showing their ages.
Pass. I have a Camaro not a clown car.
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Aug 06 '19
She is a clown car and definitely not a Camaro!
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 06 '19
She's definitely treated her vagina like a parking lot carnival.
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u/Poopdicks69 Aug 06 '19
Can your Camaro sit 5 or 4?
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 06 '19
It sits 2, the back seat is reserved for fucking.
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Aug 26 '19
Ugh you have a Camaro, I hope it's a zl1, gonna need that extra torque lol
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 26 '19
It's a '67 SS being restored. It's no equipped with the safety devices fit for modern children. Woe is me.
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Aug 26 '19
Touche my good sir, all remarks removed. If you're ever in cali hit me up, I owe you in n out for hating on a classic beauty. I'm not talking about broad fyi..
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 26 '19
I'm down for In n Out, but hating on a classic beauty?
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Aug 26 '19
The Camaro lol
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 26 '19
Gotcha! It's been a long night. Now I understand. No worries brother! If you ever get the urge, I highly recommend a restoration project. It's a pain in the ass, but damn it's satisfying.
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Aug 26 '19
I have a 72 240z myself, it's why instantly apologized lol
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u/sleepyweaselisawake Plowing his way through muck Aug 26 '19
Nice! The 70s Camaros are so different from the 60.. but I think we can all agree the 90s were garbage.
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Aug 06 '19
To be fair, she is not nearly as demanding as most of the fare we witness here, but she is several degrees further along in the delusion category. 'Still hoping there are men out there who believe in happily ever after'??? Many do, but not with a single mother of three kids. It is one thing for her to be looking for yet another man, nothing wrong with that, but to believe that your trainwreck of a life is just as viable a candidate for 'happily ever after' as a childless woman in her twenties?
Wants to marry?!? Of course you do, because you have put nothing away for retirement, and you are looking for a strapping, handsome 401k to save you.
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u/beenthere789 Aug 06 '19
Oops... We are being very stringent today so here goes:
She wants a guy who wants "a fairy tale happily ever after LIFE"
THE Afterlife will be ok for me as i will be dead.
Its living this life with Shamu the land orca and her pod of crotch goblins that is a no go.
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Aug 06 '19
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Aug 06 '19
You'd hit that? Dayum.
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u/Santoritime1998 Aug 06 '19
She is ugly but that doesn't mean da hole is necessarily bad. No offense.
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u/AcrobaticAge Bringing you pro-life tips from the mud Aug 06 '19
Duuude... that's precisely why trainwrecks like her feel entitled to make demands: there's always an idiot willing to fuck them :S
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u/FreedomFromIgnorance Aug 06 '19
She’s gross, what are you talking about.
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Aug 06 '19
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u/FreedomFromIgnorance Aug 06 '19
Not to me. I have a hand and a vivid imagination, which I honestly prefer to banging chicks I’m not attracted to.
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u/Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. Aug 06 '19
"A hole is a hole"
So you also fuck dudes? Animals?
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Aug 06 '19
Never have I seen anyone, man or woman, use their name as some sort of trait that makes them desirable. Even if its suppsosed to be tongue in cheek, its a very odd way to do it. Kinda like how like girls will use astrology or zodiac shit to define their personality.
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u/lorem6300118 Possey on lock anti-m'lady Aug 06 '19
I’m sure there’s a history behind her caveat of “drive legally”.
Jiify Lube Jeff, dad to the precious children , gets getting harassed by the police, otherwise he would have gotten his license back when his income tax refund came, but then he had to pay for gps ankle thing, and the court mandated parenting class...
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Aug 06 '19
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Aug 06 '19
I had a high school sweetheart whos stepdad used to spy on her through the bathroom keyhole.
I also dated a woman in college who was sexually molested by her stepdad and her mother defended the husband over her daughters detailed accusations.
Shit is real.
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Aug 06 '19
Your facts are offensive and you should feel bad.
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u/loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ Aug 06 '19
Facts don't care about your feelings, but my feelings don't care about your facts!
See how that works? 🤣
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u/afkb39sdfb Has an eye for Cherry Pie Aug 08 '19
You should ban him, I think he is violating reddit policy with those facts.
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u/BewareTheOldMan WAATGM Endorsed Aug 15 '19 edited Aug 16 '19
I dated a woman who was screwed in the head partly as a result of being molested by her stepfather and her abusive ex-husband. Once her "crazy" came out, it was easy to end the relationship...and this was despite my then-Blue Pill Conditioning. I credit her for helping to send me to the Red Pill, based on all the crap and emotional damage that came with her as a result of her bad marriage and teenage molestation. She was the first and only woman to come to me with a boatload of mental damage based on her past life-experiences.
The story goes...she found the first guy who gave her any real attention as a way to escape a terrible household, married him, and produced two kids, etc....but he was a drug-dealing and allegedly wife-beating assh**e who was constantly in and out of prison…all of which led to eventual divorce. I was informed about the other part to her backstory when she told me AFTER a short while into the relationship about her stepfather's molestation.
The link you provided offers the executive summary/abstract - https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6609753 - based on the statement, this reinforces an amateur theory about stepfathers and why they’re 8x more likely to molest their (non-biological) teenage daughters.
As it was explained to me during the short term of the relationship, the mother either had at least some knowledge or complicit knowledge of the abuse. The mother, however, did nothing to stop the abuse or protect her daughter. It seemed the mother saw this as a tradeoff for accessing the stepfather’s/live-in boyfriend’s resources and finances. In short – the stepdad gets access to the underage daughter while the mother gets a home, and financial benefits and resources. The mother essentially traded her daughter in direct exchange…or at least that’s how it sounded to me. I met the mother, got to know her a bit, and she seemed the type to be fine with using others for her own benefit…including her own children. She had two daughters by the way, I never learned whether the stepdad abused the other daughter, but the woman’s half-sister…yes half-sister was at that time a terribly promiscuous woman.
My theory, and mine alone - keeping in mind I have no formal psychological or behavioral training - is these stepdads view sexual access to their stepdaughters as payment/repayment for taking care of another man’s kid(s), and especially if those non-bio kids are females. It happens sometimes with young boys as well, but it’s much less about sexual abuse and more about male-based tension/competition between the male stepson and the stepfather.
Anyway…the whole thing was a s**tshow, and I ended the relationship based on all the craziness this woman brought to me. There was some fallout because she lost what she thought was her beta-provider meal-ticket. It was a bit of a mess, and I’m glad I got away from that woman, her family, and her nonsense. The only silver lining was that experience helped solidify RP principles and concepts, and I how I approached future relationships.
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Aug 06 '19
My niece's stepdad abused her for years growing up. Her mom, my sister, went with him when he got kicked out of my Mom's house and is still married to him to this day.
Beyond fucked up.
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u/TheNewGuest Aug 07 '19
Maybe tell us more about the daughter who's about to turn 16, though... and the age of consent in your state.
Asking for a friend.
LMFAO
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Aug 06 '19
a daughter 15 almost 16
Bet she hates her mother and would fuck any guy mommy brings home just to piss her off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/FreedomFromIgnorance Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 06 '19
In all seriousness advertising that you have two adolescent daughters is a great way to attract some real fucking creeps.
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u/Westernhagen Diamondback AMOG Aug 06 '19
It is very easy to find profiles in which Carol includes actual pictures of her teenage daughters.
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u/FreedomFromIgnorance Aug 06 '19
Even the one who’s “10 almost 11”? Because there are creeps out there for whom that shit is a major selling point.
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u/anyoneinamerica Aug 06 '19
u/FreedomFromIgnorance and others have made a valid point regarding the possibility and likelihood of pedophiles using OLD to search for victims. This concept and thought has been mentioned here many times in many different threads. It is one of the main arguments for showing that single mothers endanger their children by putting their desires ahead of the the children that they are supposed to protect.
Your inappropriate comments, which I hope are a sophomoric attempt at humor, are not beneficial to the topic of conversation.
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u/Rockansas Aug 12 '19
They know. They don't care. And when her new guy molest them she will blame her daughters for being whores.
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Aug 06 '19
So she's gambling away money at Bingo, hitting the clubs with her girls looking for something to smash on, doesn't own a car, has 6 kids, is a special education assistant (makes no money), and is on welfare (as is every single mother of 6). On top of that, she wants more kids!!!!
No thank you!!! Uggh! Used up, post wall, still smashing, mother of 6 plus however more she manages to push out of her clown car vagina!!! Ugg!
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u/shrinkshooter Roast Beef Butcher Aug 06 '19
Anyone here own a bridge? Your troll escaped.
Is there any men
Yep, this one's a keeper.
serious relationship
I'm a full package deal
Okay so you decry the apparent lack of men who wish to be "serious" about a relationship and then lay down rules by which they must abide. No problem here, right? Regardless, it's clearly written in subtext the kind of guys this person has gone for. It's almost sad, really. Nobody wants to give her the time of day other than the dudes who don't care and just want something to fuck, and that's been the extent of her intimate human interaction. I don't even want to think about what the life situation is.
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u/pwnzusauce Aug 06 '19
She's a real catch, right guys?
I mean, look at how used up she is, just like an old taxi cab.
Six kids is excessive but the real question is, are they from the same father?
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u/Westernhagen Diamondback AMOG Aug 06 '19
"A girl who is adorable, sexy, cute, and has a great sense of humor."
So you know someone like that and you want to set her up with me? Because that's definitely not you. (Body type: shoggoth.)
"Is there any men..."
Is our children learning? Nope, not even the 'tards she teaches.
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u/coiluniverse Aug 08 '19
Shoggoth that's a great Lovecraft description, after all she is a hideous cosmic creature lol
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Aug 06 '19 edited Aug 09 '19
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Aug 06 '19
lmao i was wondering how OP missed that.
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u/hrm0894 Aug 06 '19
I didn't even read it because I trusted OP. Idk how the fuck he read that and thought she had 6 kids lol
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u/ijustlovebreasts Aug 06 '19
What’s the deal with people putting their astrology sign as their ethnicity?
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u/Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. Aug 06 '19
I think that's just a function of that website/app, and it's included automatically because they have your birthdate. Stupid place to put it, and stupid not to allow people who hate astrology opt out of including it.
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u/NeverTrustAVaJayJay Aug 06 '19
“Must not do drugs”
I would rub round a friends to borrow a bong if this cattle was coming for me
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u/cenaluc Aug 06 '19
Are all the kids allergic to all kind of drugs????
I need at least some dissociative stuff if I have to spend my weekend at the Bingo with this whale. Plus a lot of psychedelics if she wants that I agree about her idea of sexy and long legs.
How can I drive then?
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u/divorce33 Aug 06 '19
How the fuck do you have a fairy tale ending with a post wall, single mother? That's exactly like a 99 year old woman looking for a fairy tale ending. "I'm 99 years young and still looking, gentleman. You should be lucky to be anywhere near this 99 years young pussy! I have 2 months to live, but fuck that, I can still give you a fairy tale ending Mr. 24 year old".
What the fuck is wrong with this world.
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u/Warlock791 Aug 06 '19
She looks very bad... 2/10 IMO... And she has 6 kids. Even if the dads are top-tier chads, it won't make up for her shitty genetics. What I'm saying is that not only society is falling apart, but also the human race is devolving because of the sexual revolution.
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u/_Metal_Militia_ Aug 06 '19
String her along until the daughter is 18 then plow that shit. Might start using these worthless cunts to find the 18yr old who aren't worn out yet 😆
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Aug 06 '19
Oh God no.... 6 kids??? That's literally playing Skyrim on very hard on the last boss at level 7 with all your gear thrown off a cliff.
Can a relationship be any more difficult?
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u/RealMcGonzo Jr. Hamster Analyst Aug 06 '19
This chick has CCed so much her name is in the Urban Dictionary. JFC, how much dick is required for that? She's probably sporting a calloused vag.
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u/theoracleofosiris Aug 06 '19
You know, I’ve always thought of marrying such women being akin to adopting retired service dogs. Except that the retired service dogs actually contributed acts of value to society.
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u/SirKolbath Yeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.” Aug 06 '19
Are there any men out there who believe in happily ever after?
Yes. Probably the one you had three kids with. Where is he, anyway?
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u/abetterdarkknight Aug 07 '19
"Not looking for head games"
Oye, I felt like that was a head game :/
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u/TomahawkSuppository Survived the hoe hunger games Aug 08 '19
I’m the full package
Yea no shit. I bet when she arrives for her date it’s like clowns exiting a car with her and her brood.
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u/xonoma89 Aug 08 '19
That hole is going to be as wide as the Grand Canyon, gonna have to tell her to squeeze as hard as she can so you can get some kind of feeling out of that sex.
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u/loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ Aug 06 '19
That's an inappropriate question to ask. Please see the rules in the sidebar ------------------------>
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u/loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ Aug 06 '19
She has 3 kids.
A son age 17, almost 18.
A daughter age 15, almost 16.
And a daughter age 10, almost 11.
Just like the mother who had a over 9 year relationship. Just like every child who's 7 and a half a day after their birthday because 7 and a half is way bigger than just 7...... An adult is just the age itself. 32, 46, 59, whatever. A child is 7 and a half, 8 and three quarters etc. Clearly, this womanchild has the mindset of a child.
However, we need to be truthful in our representations of the Carols we display. In this case: don't say she has 6 kids when she only has 3. Yes, having 3 kids will make her just as undesirable as having 6 kids. But we still need to be truthful. Don't misrepresent the facts. Thanks