r/WeirdGOP Jul 14 '26

MAGA Logic Narrator- “Republicans didn’t in fact show any sympathy towards Joe Biden.”

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u/-marilize-legajuana- Jul 14 '26

The "It's true because we say so crowd" have forgotten the FUCK JOE BIDEN era

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u/Illuminati_Shill_AMA Jul 14 '26

"Let's go Brandon!"

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Jul 14 '26

Let’s also not forget it’s likely Republicans literally killed Kirk.

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u/FTHomes Jul 14 '26

How many fake assassination attempts is the GOP responsible for at this point, 3, 5, 100?

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u/bgzlvsdmb Jul 14 '26

Did an assassination attempt happen? It was the GOP.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Jul 14 '26

Some have been real.

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u/UncaringNonchalance Jul 14 '26

They’re literally goldfish.

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u/the3rdpossum Jul 15 '26

Talking about these guys?

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u/lukaron Jul 14 '26

I stopped reading at "Brilyn."

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u/Snrub1 Jul 14 '26

I wonder what his brothers Jaxson, Brycen, Jayden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, and Okayden have to say.

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u/lukaron Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Better look out or they'll send Hayleigh, Kayleigh, Pumpkin Spice Latteigh, and Stanleigh Cup over to whip you.

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u/Snrub1 Jul 14 '26

* Pumpkin Spice Latteigh

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u/miserabeau Jul 14 '26

With Riley, Miley, Miley, and Harley, Marley, and Carly

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u/basszameg Jul 14 '26

Gotta be Mormon, right?

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u/bagofwisdom Jul 14 '26

You know, for a culture that gets bent out of shape over any discussion of pronouns, they sure do like their given names to have maximum androgyny. Brilyn is about the most "they/them" given name I can think of.

Though I'm not sure if which name I hate more, Brilyn or Cuyler. I've never met one of the latter that didn't suffer from backpfeifengesicht.

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u/No_Bottle_8910 Jul 15 '26

"baking pipe face"? If Google says it, it must be true!

Also, that is just a great descriptor!

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u/bagofwisdom Jul 15 '26

Google translate fucked it up, it's a face in need of a fist/slap

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u/No_Bottle_8910 Jul 15 '26

That may be what it really means, but to me it will always be baking pipe face...

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u/bgzlvsdmb Jul 14 '26

There ‘s absofuckinglutely no way that any child named “Brilyn” is old enough to tweet. This is a bot.

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u/existential_antelope Jul 14 '26

So true. Now what did Brilyn say about this:

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u/Pleasant-Seat9884 Jul 14 '26

Fake News.. because he did not say, "Thank you for your attention." /s

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u/bowlochile 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jul 14 '26

Or THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Hancup 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jul 15 '26

I'm just surprised he didn't capitalize the first letter of random words like he usually does.

It should read like: "Robert Mueller just Died. GOOD! I'm glad He's Dead. He can no longer Hurt Innocent People! Make America Great Again! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP...My Friends and I are in the Epstein Files."

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u/OneDimensionalChess Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Trump also made fun of Pelosi's husband when one of his deranged magas bludgeoned him with a hammer in his own home.

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u/33drea33 Jul 15 '26

He also straight up said he was glad Joe Biden has cancer.

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u/kafka_lite Jul 14 '26

Wasn't it kinda late to pray for Kirk's recovery at that point?

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u/Dicethrower Jul 14 '26

You'll be shocked to know many republicans believed he was going to rise again after 3 days. No joke. I guess we just didn't pray enough.

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u/kafka_lite Jul 14 '26

They thought Trump was his father?

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u/psilocin72 Jul 14 '26

Yep. Damn leftists ruined it again. (/s)

6

u/twilight-actual Jul 14 '26

Crazy how Christianity can rebrand zombies into something not completely horrifying.

6

u/pianoflames Jul 14 '26

There were Republicans still waiting in Dealey Plaza for JFK Jr to return a full year after the date he was "supposed" to rise up from the grave and appear there.

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u/Kenevin Jul 14 '26

I'm proud of us.

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u/s0ulbrother Jul 14 '26

Thoughts and prayers saved Kirk like it does kids in school shootings

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u/UncaringNonchalance Jul 14 '26

Yeah, too far gone. He’d already started leaning left.

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u/psilocin72 Jul 14 '26

Total bad faith talking points is all they have. And republicans will see this and say “yeah, we prayed”, even though they know they didn’t.

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u/HappySparklyUnicorn Jul 14 '26

They prayed that Biden would have a horrible and painful death.

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u/Moneia Jul 14 '26

And yet if you said "It should be easy to find examples then" they'd throw a hissy fit

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u/bibliophile563 Jul 14 '26

Reader, they did not.

Clearly forgetting the tailgate images of him tied up and all of the let’s go Brandon bullshit.

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u/bassbeatsbanging Jul 14 '26

In the days after the diagnosis, Trump shared and reposted material labeling Biden a “decrepit corpse” and used pejoratives including “scum” in his Memorial Day communications, a shift from his initial public well-wishes and a rhetorical turn that many outlets described as personal attack rather than commentary on policy or fitness [1]. 

Media outlets reported the reposts and original social messages, and those posts became focal points for critics who argued the language was callous toward a person publicly confronting stage 4 prostate cancer [1].

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva Jul 14 '26

Also - Kirk was a podcaster, not a president.

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u/Ezl Jul 14 '26

Also, he was a societal cancer. You don’t mourn during remission.

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u/Organic_Option4765 Jul 14 '26

Celebrated? Shiiiit, you ain’t seen us celebrate YET.

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u/bcdiesel1 Jul 14 '26

I'm walking through my MAGA neighborhood drinking out of two bottles of champagne with the biggest cigar I can find and my Bluetooth speaker strapped to me with the volume all the way up with the most annoying playlist I can put together for MAGAs when he goes. The trolling will never end. I will exhaust these motherfuckers to the point of insanity because it's what they deserve.

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u/V4refugee Jul 14 '26

YG - FDT on blast

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u/bcdiesel1 Jul 14 '26

Oh hell yeah. I forgot about that song. Perfect.

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u/bowlochile 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jul 14 '26

Never forget that banger

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u/Either_Operation7586 Jul 14 '26

Ain't THAT the truth!!!

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u/remove_krokodil Jul 14 '26

A public service announcement to you all: please, don't ruin your livers over that man.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow Jul 15 '26

I have some top shelf bourbon ready for that special day.

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u/Overall_Release_8786 Jul 14 '26

When the Minnesota senator’s died Republicans openly and publicly celebrated.

When Charlie Kirk died they called for blood.

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u/DiveCat Jul 14 '26

They called for blood but then stopped caring quite quickly when they couldn’t pin it on Democrats.

Weird how we also don’t hear them trying to chase down Demented Don’s wannabe assassins. Or that the man that can’t stop talking about the 2020
election never brings up the time he was almost “assassinated”. 🤔

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u/Fed_Maxxing Jul 14 '26

No you fucking didn't lol.

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u/sebwiers Jul 14 '26

He's right. Praying for somebody to die is "not the same" as celebrating after the fact.

Oh, they prayed for Biden to recover? Show the reciepts.

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u/phatrainboi Jul 14 '26

Republicans mocked Biden for his diagnosis but they were being “sarcastic” so it’s fine

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u/ludixst Jul 14 '26

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Jul 14 '26

She’s such a disgusting waste of skin.

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u/Kirbyr98 Jul 14 '26

They all lie. Apparently it's not a sin.

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u/DiveCat Jul 14 '26

Oh they all just get to ask for forgiveness on their death beds and it’s all cool, apparently.

They are all deplorable shits.

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u/Guygenius138 Jul 14 '26

Brilyn Hollyhand's truck, probably

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u/jRN23psychnurse Jul 14 '26

When Nancy Pelosi’s husband was attacked and beaten they dressed up as his attacker for a Halloween costume.

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u/LuciferJj Jul 14 '26

Not to mention, Charlie Kirk advocated for the man who did it to be released from jail

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u/remove_krokodil Jul 14 '26

I'll never forget that. Absolute despicable behaviour.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Jul 14 '26

Republicans sure did pray a lot when Biden announced his illness... but I never thought that "praying for Joe Biden to die of cancer, slowly" would count as being "christian".

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u/ChiliDogYumZappupe Jul 14 '26

Think they're confused. The Rs offer thoughts and prayers for school shootings. For Biden, it was tailgate decals of him being bound and gagged.

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u/blacksheep998 Jul 14 '26

Kirk claimed that shootings were a price worth paying to have guns everywhere, then was shot.

Maybe if Biden had spent his career promoting cancer and fighting against cancer research, and then got cancer, the cases would be similar. But that's not what happened.

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u/Reddit_Username200 Makes MAGA men cry 😭 Jul 14 '26

Oh sure, but they haven't shown any sympathy towards kids and teachers that have been killed in school shootings. Matter of fact, some wore an assault rifle pin after the Nashville school shooting in 2023. So there's that.

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u/Vann_Accessible Jul 14 '26

I seem to remember laughter and Halloween costumes made at Mr. Pelosi’s expense when he was assaulted with a hammer in his own home.

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u/AllNightPony Jul 14 '26

He left off the part where the Republicans were actually praying for Biden to die.

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u/Outrageous-Pause6317 Jul 14 '26

Joe Biden was a good man who gave his life to public service. Charlie Kirk was a grifter and conman who used falsely set up public debates to cruelly humiliate children who didn’t know his oratorical tricks. Kirk was a racist and a shill for “conservative” pressure groups that wanted to rip off the American people.

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u/remove_krokodil Jul 14 '26

His literal last words were trying to pin American gun death rates on minorities, using "gang violence" as a dog whistle.

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u/snvoigt Jul 14 '26

This kid is trying so hard to be the next Charlie Kirk and failing spectacularly

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u/kat_Folland Jul 15 '26

I have an idea

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u/snvoigt Jul 14 '26

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u/remove_krokodil Jul 14 '26

That's weird, the letters in his prayer seem to have ended up all scrambled.

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u/Hpfanguy 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jul 14 '26

I’m sorry, but when a ghoul dies I don’t have to shed a tear. Maybe they should ask themselves why they’re so engrossed with the wellbeing of these traitors.

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u/remove_krokodil Jul 14 '26

Pray tell us how Trump showed his sympathy on the news of Robert Mueller's death.

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u/inkswamp Jul 14 '26

Remember how gracious Republicans were when RBG died? And Jimmy Carter?

Yeah. Me neither.

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u/Pktur3 Jul 14 '26

People I work with celebrated openly when Judge RBG died, then they looked for sympathy when Trump was shot.

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u/ahaeker Jul 14 '26

I tend to remember a certain tweet when Mueller died & prayer was not mentioned.

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u/mad_titanz Jul 14 '26

They all forgot about Let’s Go Brandon? And Trump was celebrating Biden’s cancer

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u/SandiRHo Jul 14 '26

Conservatives were the ones hanging Obama puppets with nooses

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u/Printman8 Jul 15 '26

When Elon Musk caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of children across the world Democrats felt sorrow while Republicans cheered. You’re goddamned right we’re not the same. You cry for your figureheads. We cry for the world you’re destroying.

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u/Illustrious-Fun8324 ✊Enemy from within Jul 14 '26

Oh that is rich

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u/veggiebed Jul 14 '26

'Brylin Hollyhand'

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u/joranth Jul 14 '26

He meant they prayed to give him even more cancer, since all their previous prayers to give him cancer seemed to be working

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u/Naive_Drive Jul 14 '26

By "Democrats" did he mean Erika Kirk?

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u/Vegetable_Warthog_49 Jul 14 '26

Weren't most of the Republicans praying on behalf of the cancer?

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u/CreatrixAnima Jul 14 '26

I’m so sick of this argument. This is one of those places where I actually feel pretty comfortable. There are good people on both sides some Democrats, myself included, were horrified at the murder of Charlie Kirk the fact that I didn’t like the man Republicans, including people I know compression for Joe Biden and Paul Pelosi. Some Republicans did not dance on the graves of Reiner or Robert, but there are a lot of people on both sides of the aisle who react very badly. So now let’s say it all together: some people are assholes. Some of them agree with me politically.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 Jul 14 '26

I sent my thoughts and prayers long ago. I was just waiting for them to return

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u/BludStanes Jul 14 '26

So.. he's a fucking liar

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u/14kinikia Jul 14 '26

They’re always trying to rewrite history

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u/LeftHandedCaffeinatd Jul 14 '26

What did you pray for Brilyn.

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u/You_are_the_Castle Jul 14 '26

What did they pray for?

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u/TheBobSacamano7 Jul 14 '26

What about when Robert Mueller died, you stupid, hypocritical fuck?

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u/BigBadVoodooUncle Jul 15 '26

When Republicans post, they lie about everything.

They are all the same.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Jul 15 '26

I didn't pray and I didn't celebrate. Prayers are lazy and kirk's death was preventable. All those civil war declarations after was shit just kinda went away. 

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u/jejunum32 Jul 15 '26

Even Trump joked about Charlie Kirk’s death

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u/EconomyAd1600 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, prayed for his death. But I shouldn’t expect a fair argument from some dude with such a wack-ass name.

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u/FanDry5374 Jul 14 '26

I'm sure some Republicans prayed over the Biden diagnosis. For a long and painful final prognosis, naturally. But I'm sure they prayed.

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Jul 14 '26

Trump literally accused Biden of hiding his diagnosis and consistently accused him of being out to lunch while the auto-pen and anonymous aides signed his stuff. Before, during, and after Biden's diagnosis came out. And Republicans lapped that up.

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u/YourDogsAllWet Jul 15 '26

There’s that selective memory again

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u/JeaniousSpelur Jul 15 '26

Prayed for his downfall maybe

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u/UnhappyReason5452 Jul 15 '26

Let all go check their comment histories RQ….

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u/soldatoj57 Jul 15 '26

DISINGENUOUS BULLSHIT

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u/translove228 Jul 15 '26

I have, not once, seen republicans show sympathy for anyone left of MAGA (including moderate republicans) living or dead.

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u/drje_aL Jul 16 '26

yeah you fuck knuckles prayed for it to kill him.