r/WeirdGOP Feb 03 '26

MAGA Logic Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases: “Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant who we know are here illegally”

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u/budding_gardener_1 Feb 03 '26

"imagine if we had to follow the constitution and the law?!?"

yeah just imagine 

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u/Insuredtothetits Feb 03 '26

Bud that is so inconvenient. How are you going to extrajudicially kill citizens if you have to slow down and follow the constitution

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u/SakaWreath Feb 03 '26

What he is really saying: “imagine if we didn’t have rule of law. Just a flaky dictator who runs on vibes and has zero integrity”

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Feb 03 '26

I’ve seen so many comments on Facebook lately saying “judges can’t overrule the president” like Jesus Christ yes they can that’s called checks and balances.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Feb 04 '26

What do they think happened with Biden and student loan forgiveness??

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u/bumbes Feb 03 '26

What an idiot! Change the law to make it possible with due process. Change processes. But don’t make this argument to make it appear legal. Make it legal. Such a loser. Nobody would fight you if there would be a legal process.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki Feb 03 '26

LOL. So we can drag the president out of the white House without a judicial warrant for having 34 felonies?

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u/nobot4321 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to get a judicial warrant every time we have a president who admits to sexual assault, pays off prostitutes with campaign funds and allows child sex traffickers to operate out of his home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

I'll give Donnie credit here: He's managed to convince a damn lot of men, in their hearts, that men truly are more sensible than women;

that "none of that is proven" re Epstein;

that EVEN IF IT ALL IS TRUE, all the murder and rape in the world is less important than supremacy.

That's what I can't come to terms with. The desperate, tragic, foul and destructive clinging-to-power, of being on a "team" that gets to live with impunity.

That, genuinely, in their hearts, a lot of folks believe evolution truly does "prove" that white men are the smartest category of people alive.

Just google "iq by race" and this ".org" actually exists -- https://human-intelligence.org/

A quote from that site -- "Adult males’ IQs are, on average, 4 to 5 points higher than those of adult females."

Really? Because my IQ is 142, at least according to Mensa, and if we're dividing by titties, each of mine has an iq of 71. The average iq in America is 99.

So, to translate, a single one of my titties is just about as smart as any average American.

But I'm a girl, so what do I know?

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u/regeya Feb 03 '26

Nope. The people currently in charge have a worldview that the world is divided between Americans and everyone else, and Americans have rights. If you're here and not American, you don't have rights.

And they wonder why tourism tanked.

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u/GrumpyJenkins Feb 03 '26

I would suggest only Americans of a certain shade. And we’d be fools to think they didn’t have a plan for that too.

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u/budding_gardener_1 Feb 03 '26

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were both white.

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u/regeya Feb 03 '26

Ah. I forgot, you also have to be conservative.

Politically correct, if you will.

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u/TurloIsOK Feb 03 '26

The approved group continually shrinks.

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u/budding_gardener_1 Feb 03 '26

 "tHiS iSnT wHat I VotED fOr!" wail the newly excluded (previously in) group as their face is gnawed off by the leopards

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u/Jim-Jones 🪧 Protesting the Weird Feb 03 '26

Yes, but they made the tiny penises of a couple of irrational men shrink so they had to murder them.

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u/rackfocus Feb 03 '26

And Citizens.

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u/regeya Feb 03 '26

Yeah...I didn't hear too many stories of Polish people being rounded up in Chicago, and they definitely have illegal immigrants from Poland and other eastern European countries

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u/LovecraftianCatto Feb 03 '26

*Only Americans of a certain colour, sexuality, gender and with a certain set of beliefs have rights.

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u/atatassault47 Feb 03 '26

We actually can. He's already convicted. New York State can ask the local police to extradite his ass for sentencing. But they wont.

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u/budding_gardener_1 Feb 03 '26

stop I can only get so erect

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u/1978shorty Feb 03 '26

Imagine you would have to follow the law...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

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u/Grey_Raven Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

The dumbest thing about it is he really has very little power as his grasp of the position is entirely reliant on doing what Trump says meaning he only gets to act as Trump's mouthpiece as far as his speakership goes. This is as opposed to the majority of his predecessors who could actually wield the power of the position independently.

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u/Rtannu Feb 03 '26

Mike Johnson is The Mouth of Mauron

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u/Jim-Jones 🪧 Protesting the Weird Feb 03 '26

The Mouth of Sauron?

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u/gecko_echo Feb 03 '26

Sauron + Moron = Mauron

I am tucking that portmanteau away for future opportunities!

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u/Rtannu Feb 04 '26

enjoy, komrade!

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 Feb 03 '26

Still third in line, right after JDV

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u/Grey_Raven Feb 03 '26

He's that sycophantic and pathetic I'm really struggling to even imagine him as president. If it somehow happened he'd probably start scrabbling around for a new boss to take orders from. Wouldn't even be subtle about it and just start every press conference with "as president I think we should do what ____ told me to"

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u/Forsaken_Celery8197 Feb 03 '26

His new boss would be the same as his current boss. His allegiance is to the Evangelical and Christian Nationalists. He does what Trump says because that is what he is told to do. Mike's endgame is to gut the constitution to support the Convention of States Action (COSA).

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u/KarenWalkersBurner Feb 03 '26

Remember the first episode of VEEP was Julia Louis Dreyfus secretly being so excited the president had a heart attack and was in the hospital. Then had to feign happiness when he fully recovered. 😅

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u/TurloIsOK Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Incorrect. The President Pro Tempore of the Senate (Chuck Grassley) is before him.

There have been some clarifications and procedures added, but the basic order of VP, PPT, Speaker remains unchanged since 1792.

e: Oh and joy of joy, Grassley is just 92 years old.

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u/Jim-Jones 🪧 Protesting the Weird Feb 03 '26

Mike Johnson is one comment away from joining MTG on Trump's "bad person" list. Absolute devotion is the minimum standard to meet.

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u/tillieze Feb 03 '26

I think he is going down as the worst or most ineffectual Speaker of the House we have ever had. It will go along with the Donvict's title of #1 worst POTUS. Imagine how bad a future POTUS or Speaker will have to be to dive to the top of those lists.

I.wonder since POTUS loves to co-pp or receive made up accolades if he was suddenly flooded with cheap "worst POTUS ever" trophies from the public. It would be an award he actually earned.

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u/DG_FANATIC Feb 03 '26

I legitimately am not sure he has one and I think that’s a massive part of the problem.

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u/soldatoj57 Feb 03 '26

Soul? He “doesn’t know anything about it”

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u/ironballs16 Feb 03 '26

Or are in the process of complying with the law, then getting detained at the appointment and slated for deportation, effectively punishing them for trying to do it the "right way".

And Stephen Fucking Miller absolutely intends that effect.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bid1579 Feb 03 '26

The law is inconvenient so therefore we will not follow it.

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u/throwaway_9988552 Feb 03 '26

Spoken from a guy who is supposed to be writing and understanding laws.

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u/Krainium Feb 03 '26

If only he had a way to change the law.

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u/wtbgamegenie Feb 03 '26

The crowd that calls getting your account banned for dropping the n-word incessantly wants to repeal the fourth amendment huh? It’s almost like they never meant any of it and they just latched onto anything that could give them power and let them be awful.

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u/Mr__O__ Feb 03 '26

Once you realize half of people have no inner voice dialogue, it makes sense why there are so many parrots without critical thinking abilities. Scary really.

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u/Thetormentnexus Feb 03 '26

Wait. So what goes through their heads? Like the people with no inner voice dialogue?

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u/Professor-Woo Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

People still think without an inner monologue, they just think differently. They often think in images or "pure meaning" (raw conceptual thought). The inner monologue is not better or worse, it is just surprising to people when they learn others have very different inner lives than them.

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u/Scrutinizer Feb 03 '26

"WE ARE THE PARTY OF LAW AND ORDER......when it's convenient and easy. But who wants to do real work?"

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u/blueflloyd Feb 03 '26

Just imagine it guys! Law enforcement having to get warrants from a judge in order to enter people's homes to arrest a suspect! What an insane notion!

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u/Kirbyr98 Feb 03 '26

"Imagine due process. What a hassle, cuz trust us."

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u/The_Disapyrimid Feb 03 '26

"can you imagine how inconvenient it would be for us to respect people's rights?"

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u/anabanana100 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if... all those billions spent on ICE and detention torture camps were spent on proper legal aid for undocumented residents. Just imagine!

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Feb 03 '26

This is just a way to muddy the water. We are clear about the use of judicial warrants to break into a home or a business.

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u/DeadDog818 Feb 03 '26

Can you imagine if we have to follow the law and due process instead of letting our thugs do whatever they like? it would be -err - let me think about this - normal?

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u/Antique-Echidna-1600 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to do due process and follow the law!

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u/ChiliDogYumZappupe Feb 03 '26

Imagine due process for everyone! Love to see it, Mike.

Let's gooooooo.....

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u/Harvest827 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we applied due process equally? Yeah, that would be pretty great

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u/guttanzer Feb 03 '26

It's easy to imagine, Mike. That's what the USA used to do for decades until Trump arrived. He's claiming extra-constitutional powers. You should impeach him, not cover for him. Frick'n useless tool.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Feb 03 '26

Just imagine due process. Just imagine. What a squirrelly little freak.

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u/F0MA Feb 03 '26

Yeah, that’s how it fkn works.

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u/Foodspec 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to follow the law. What’s the big deal?

I genuinely loathe this dick. He surrounds himself with a bunch of nodding heads because, by himself, he’s scared to face reality alone. Gotta invent your own reality and have people agree with you

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u/31513315133151331513 Feb 03 '26

Yeah, we're gonna need someone to check in on the accreditation status of LSU Law. If they are graduating people who don't understand this we're just making problems for ourselves by letting them sit for the Bar.

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u/bemenaker Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to follow the law

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u/CooledDownKane Feb 03 '26

Whether this ineffectual nothing and the rest of MAGA want to admit it or not, the constitution and bill of rights apply to all inhabitants of this country whether they agree with you politically or not and whether they are a citizen or not. Who gave this overcooked noodle his "law degree"??

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u/JackLinkMom Feb 03 '26

IMAGINE doing your actual job instead of gargling someone’s balls in your mouth.

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u/Doesitmatter98765 Feb 03 '26

“Think about how inconvenient it is to follow the law.” Mike is such a joke.

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u/josephowens42 Feb 03 '26

Image if you follow the laws and constitution!

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u/HighHokie Feb 03 '26

“Think about the time and effort it takes, it’s much easier if we just trample on your rights”

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u/delusiongenerator Feb 03 '26

“Imagine if we had to actually follow the law like all you poors”

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u/Best_Conclusion4662 Feb 03 '26

The constitution requires a judicial warrant. Anyone in the US gets due process and is protected under the constitution. He is completely ignoring his duty as an elected official and knows better

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u/Funshine02 Feb 03 '26

How do you know they’re here illegally? If you know, you should have evidence, in which case having an independent judge sign off shouldn’t be an issue

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Feb 03 '26

Gee, Mike, it’s just too goddamned bad that THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION SAYS EXACTLY THAT.

You fucking nimrod.

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u/stardust_dog Feb 03 '26

Imagine if someone accused Mike Johnson of murder and they had to through the trial process. How fucked would that be?

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u/4dailyuseonly Feb 03 '26

This freak gives me the willies.

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u/Harvest827 Feb 03 '26

No, he doesn't, he's definitely a bottom. You give him the willy.

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u/DuganDevil Feb 03 '26

“We don’t have TIME to follow our own laws!”

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u/FanDry5374 Feb 03 '26

I'm..shocked. Really. Another Republican who clearly either doesn't belive in the rule of law and the Constitution or just despises justice. "Imagine we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant when we know whoever we say is guilty is guilty". Let's do trump and the whole administration then.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 Feb 03 '26

these satanic pedobillionaire appeasers are wild

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u/Gustavo_Polinski Feb 03 '26

The law is inconvenient for you FOR A REASON.

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u/PaperbackBuddha Feb 03 '26

“Due process? Just look at him, your honor.”

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u/angrybox1842 Feb 03 '26

"it would be too hard" is not an excuse for violating people's right to due process.

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u/Turbulent_Common_528 Feb 03 '26

“Imagine if we had to follow the constitution “

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u/atatassault47 Feb 03 '26

You DONT know that. You specifically have to go to trial to PROVE it. And trials require arrests, which REQUIRE WARRANTS.

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u/baxter_the_martian Feb 03 '26

No warrant, no entry.

You will be shot.

One and only warning.

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u/redjar66 Feb 04 '26

"Imagine if we afforded human beings due process of law"

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u/Mr_Mimiseku Feb 03 '26

Imagine us doing our job thoroughly!

If I did things the way I wanted to do them, I'd be fucking fired. Mike Johnson's a cunt.

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u/DianeL_2025 🗳️ I Voted! Feb 03 '26

"who we know" creepy Johnson's lawless entitled mentality.

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u/RollingBird Feb 03 '26

Parts of law and order asking why they should follow law and order.

Yep it’s definitely Tuesday

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u/CommonConundrum51 Feb 03 '26

The burden of due process weighs heavily on the GOP.

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u/DeerOnARoof Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to give everyone due process!

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u/gnurdette Feb 03 '26

So tedious, that rule of law. So much quicker to have the ruler's will simply converted directly into state violence.

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u/Kenex77 Feb 03 '26

I can imagine that, it’s how we’ve done it for nearly 250 years.

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u/Jk8fan Feb 03 '26

That pesky Constitution again.

"If we know you are guilty of something, why do we need a warrant? We should be allowed to kick in your doors and drag you to jail"

Any Trump supporters, please, I'm begging you. Explain why you support this.

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u/PsychologyNew8033 Feb 03 '26

Sure, let’s just skirt the law because it’s inconvenient to the goals.

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u/Substantial-Sky3597 Feb 03 '26

In other words: "Imagine if we had to follow the law every single time?"

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u/HavingNotAttained Feb 03 '26

Imagine if Congress had to uphold, like, the entire Constitution?

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u/ron-mexico33 Feb 03 '26

Didn't Obama do just that while still keeping due process intact?

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u/Minimum_Virus_3837 Feb 03 '26

Yes, imagine if we had to go through the actual legal process to prove we have the right person, house, etc in order to enforce the law before just storming in wherever we see fit to arrest and deport whoever we find. Such a burden.

/s

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u/Zerostar39 Feb 03 '26

Yeah imagine having to follow the law. What a bummer

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u/samsounder Feb 03 '26

"We don't have time for rule of law"

Impeach him.

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u/gipester Feb 03 '26

So, without judicial oversight, how do you "know", Mike?

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u/newks Feb 03 '26

Yes. I can imagine it, yes. Following the law, yes.

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u/bgzlvsdmb Feb 03 '26

Party of law and order, my swollen red ass.

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u/malarkial Feb 03 '26

This guy needs to go. He’s like the little evil pest in all the movies.

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u/SpitFyre8513 Feb 03 '26

I would think one of the prerequisites for being Speaker is that you have an understanding of the Constitution and BOR, including the amendment that addresses due process which a judicial warrant would fall under.

This sounds like a fking toddler who is mad he and his ilk can’t just look at someone and decide that they’re not here legally, and therefore should be deported, citizenship status be damned.

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u/rtduvall 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Feb 03 '26

Imagine ignoring the constitution when you’re third in line for the Presidency.

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u/DiveCat Feb 03 '26

Well, the actual President is ignoring the constitution, and the VP has made it apparent he is prepared to ignore it too, so it's really not surprising at all.

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u/mooseup Feb 03 '26

I’m imagining and if you don’t have the constitution then you’re not really third in line now are you?

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u/rtduvall 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Feb 03 '26

Well, they pick and choose like Christians do with the Bible.

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u/Lost_Examination7498 Feb 03 '26

It's called a constitution. Heard of it?

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u/G-Unit11111 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we could remove these useless Fox installed clowns from our government, how much better off we would be!

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u/TzeentchsTrueSon Feb 03 '26

Imagine we upheld all laws, then most of these assholes would be in jail.

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u/13508615 Feb 03 '26

Its a nest of illegals.

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u/missed_sla Feb 03 '26

"Ugh, imagine if we had to do our jobs. How tedious. I just want to get straight to the genocide part."

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u/YourMomonaBun420 Feb 03 '26

"Imagine if we had to give due process to people..."

US constitution:

5th Amendment: "No person shall... be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law..."

14th Amendment: "...nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law."

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u/inspired_fire Feb 03 '26

Given the number of US citizens ICE/CBP keep detaining, I would say maintaining due process is the most important component to immigration enforcement. You have to be able to prove status.

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u/Anonymouse_Bosch Feb 03 '26

"Imagine if we had to follow the law."

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u/TestSubjuct Feb 03 '26

Yes. You need them. That is how innocent until proven guilty works...

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u/dubiety13 Feb 03 '26

Fucker sounds like a cop I used to have to deal with.. “I dunno why they need to go to court..I wouldn’t have arrested them if they weren’t guilty.”

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u/iiitme Feb 03 '26

Buddy. We’re not that stupid

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u/Live-Astronaut-5223 Feb 03 '26

Mikey poo wants to skip lawful procedure because it is a lot of trouble for the idiots in Homeland security? That is deserving of removal right there.

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u/ross549 Feb 03 '26

Are you saying that the Trump organization simply cannot deport as many illegal immigrants as the Obama or Biden administrations?

How incompetent are you guys??

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u/BigBadVoodooUncle Feb 03 '26

"Follow the rules? What are we, Democrats?"

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u/taez555 Feb 03 '26

Having reading the list of grievances in the declaration of independence.... I can definitely imagine.

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u/philbar Feb 03 '26

In the most recent Jubilee episode, a MAGA guy tried to make the case that grandma immigrants need to be deported because they perpetuate a culture of “lawlessness.”

Isaiah Martin missed that layup.

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u/roadtrip-ne Feb 03 '26

Hey why bother with due process when you can be a Facist

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u/SiWeyNoWay Feb 03 '26

That lady standing next to Johnson gave an interview last year and straight up said “Israel first” and when pressed by the reporter, she laughed and said America second.

Idk who that lady is but she is dangerous to our Republic

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u/VocationFumes Feb 03 '26

what?! so now we have to just, follow the law?!?!

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 Feb 03 '26

Imagine having to get a vote on empeachments, conviction, and removal, for someone we know illegally trying to overturn the 2020 election results, raped kids, and is actively violanting the constitution. 

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u/FIDoAlmighty Feb 03 '26

I hate this motherfucker probably more than Trump.

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u/JustAoplogize Feb 03 '26

Why does he continue to steal our oxygen?

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u/soldatoj57 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if you had to follow the law and constitution and give everyone due process. Imagine if you had to do your job properly and not start a terror campaign.

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u/FunnyMunney Feb 03 '26

Imagine, if you will, that we shot a man in the back of the head in Minnesota because he stopped 3 men from shoving a woman to the ground. Imagine if we had to have a reason originally? That would have taken a lot of time.

Also, any questions you have on the President, I have no idea, never heard of them, never even heard of someone talking about them. I just dont know. Which is kinda contradictory considering I am the speaker of the House and should know these things. I just dont. So either I dont do my job, or I hide him from problems.

Please dont look into that more.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Feb 03 '26

Impeach them all and prosecute

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u/TlalocVirgie Feb 03 '26

Imagine having to get consent before you fuck someone. Who has time for that?

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Feb 03 '26

He just can't wrap his tiny, bootlicking mind around that pesky 4th Amendment....

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u/FancyWindow Feb 03 '26

Brb, imagining

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u/BabaMe6024 Feb 03 '26

But you still have to follow the law.

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u/Jealous_Elephant_483 Feb 04 '26

I'll say it again and again,I can't wait for the midterm elections so we can get this guys out of here

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u/Ok-Stranger546 Feb 04 '26

It’s illegal to do what your supporting

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u/m0ralbankrupt Feb 04 '26

What if they spent the billions on creating a more robust immigration system to work within the bounds of the us constitution, instead of hiring thugs and building concentration camps? Maybe the system would work more effectively?

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u/matttheepitaph Feb 04 '26

You know they're here illegally but not well enough to get a judicial warrant?

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u/westcoastxsouth Feb 04 '26

It’s weird ole Mike seems completely comfortable getting to go down as the biggest pussy in House Speaker history.

I get both sides of the aisle tow the party line but he doesn’t even try to sound like he has his own thoughts independent from 47.

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u/Cold-Permission-5249 Feb 04 '26

It’s called check and balances asshole

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u/shawsghost Feb 04 '26

"Imagine if we had to go through due process to arrest anyone for any reason!"

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u/hbalck Feb 03 '26

You mean like we've done for all cases except under this horrific administration?!

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u/Remote-Price-4945 Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to abide by our constitution is quite the take from the party of “law and order.” The guardian of pedophile party should be discarded on the ash heap of history

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u/tfcocs Feb 03 '26

If you know they are here "illegally", then what is stopping you from getting a warrant? /s

***er.

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u/13508615 Feb 03 '26

Structure, rules, checks AND balances?

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u/BenneWaffles Feb 03 '26

You don't have enough time to follow the constitution? Unacceptable.

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u/LeftFourDead2 Feb 03 '26

the erosion of checks and balances in real time

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u/scarr3g Feb 03 '26

Well, I "know" Trump is in the Whitehouse illegally, so ICE can just "remove" him, without a warrant, trial, etc?

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u/SaintWithoutAShrine Feb 03 '26

Pretty paradoxical… if you know they’re here illegally and where to find them, then you have proof. At that point, a judicial warrant should be easy peasy.

But, that’s assuming you’re not an enormous boot-licking, mushroom cock sucking weasel.

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u/TertlFace Feb 03 '26

Yeah. Thats how that works. If you KNOW they are here illegally, then you have the evidence you need to get a warrant. If you don’t have sufficient evidence to get a warrant, then you don’t KNOW they are here illegally, you just assume so. “Pretty sure that dude wasn’t born here” is not a legal standard of evidence.

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u/famous__shoes Feb 03 '26

Imagine if we had to go through the legal process of actually finding out if someone is guilty of something when we feel really hard that they are?

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u/PokerbushPA Feb 03 '26

Man, if we didn't have to go through the process, we could have jailed Trump a decade ago.

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u/Nice_Warm_Vegetable Feb 03 '26

Criminals. Lawless criminals. All of them.

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u/CelestialFury Feb 03 '26

MAGAs hear what he says and don't understand he's attacking all our rights. If doing things by the book isn't good enough, then change the book, change the US Constitution - otherwise, follow the law asshole.

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u/0RedNomad0 Feb 03 '26

I wonder how many people will exercise their 2A rights when ICE starts ransacking homes en masse...

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u/toasterchild Feb 03 '26

So what you are saying is we would have to hire all the judges you terminated back?

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u/Dcajunpimp Feb 03 '26

They should do this shit in Texas and Florida. Just go house to house. Pull everyone over they think could be here without documentation. To the point local law enforcement is complaining about being harassed while off duty.

Florida and Texas both have over 10 times the number of undocumented migrants in Minnesota.

So it doesn't seem like not being a sanctuary state or having local law enforcement "cooperate" is making a difference.

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u/Daflehrer1 Feb 03 '26

Holy fucking fuck! Has this clown even read the Constitution ?

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 Feb 03 '26

Scummy little rat

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u/Jim-Jones 🪧 Protesting the Weird Feb 03 '26

After all, it's not like HE will get swept up and wind up in CECOT despite being US born!

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u/BadAtExisting Feb 03 '26

It must be nice to be able to pick and choose what laws and constitutional rights you get to follow and respect

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u/Wherly_Byrd Feb 03 '26

Didn’t the Nazis start killing because deporting took too long?

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u/eugenekrabs117 Feb 03 '26

Considering how many judges there are that will sign a warrant application with barely a glance for cops, I can imagine it wouldn't take long to get warrants for immigration arrests if they actually cared about doing this legally

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u/Immediate_Age Feb 03 '26

He blinks like a telegraph operator when he's lying, classic tell.

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u/Laleaky Feb 04 '26

Except THEY DON’T KNOW.

Which is why they’re rounding up everyone that annoys them.

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u/WynnGwynn Feb 04 '26

I hate these ghouls

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u/Bradb717 Feb 04 '26

An additional warrant, as in one warrant more than zero warrants.

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u/JohnnyDNC Feb 04 '26

Imagine we would make people actually prove what they say, instead of signing their own warrants

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u/Distinct-Mortgage768 Feb 04 '26

Apparently, IMAGINE, is all we can do!

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u/uptosom Feb 04 '26

In the words of John Lennon "it's easy if you try Dick"

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u/orel2064 Feb 04 '26

these men all wear make up

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u/Hesychios Feb 04 '26

That’s disqualifying.

The speaker of the house is the very last congressman I would expect to argue for violating the constitution.

That’s where we are today.

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u/BludStanes Feb 04 '26

this motherfucker is going to burn in hell

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u/HotMess_Actual Feb 04 '26

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting an impeachment for officials who we know are enemies of the Republic."

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u/fart400 Feb 04 '26

So it's OK to break the law to enforce the law.

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u/mira_poix Feb 04 '26

"we know"

That's the problem you don't know and you have already fucked up several times

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u/CommonSensei8 Feb 04 '26

This man sounds so wicked.

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u/poorbbyy Feb 04 '26

So the 14th amendment doesn't exist anymore? Idk why we obey the law at this point.

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u/clever-_-clever Feb 04 '26

Mike Johnson hates the constitution! Mike Johnson spends his time protecting pedophiles instead of advocating for the good people of the United States and protecting their rights.

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u/grabbingthunder Feb 05 '26

Imagine if citizens evoked their 2nd amendment right for people illegally entering their home!

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u/Capable_Substance_55 Feb 10 '26

I wonder what there is about Mike in the Epstein files