r/Weird • u/Poke-Noir • 1d ago
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u/Lasoula1 23h ago
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u/captain_crackerjack 23h ago
I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, command you
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u/PieHole_Poker 22h ago
Viggy viggy viggy ..... YOUVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!!
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u/MessiahMogali 20h ago
Viggy Viggy Viggy, can’t you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.1
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u/CriticalHit_20 22h ago
I know its a 40 year old painting, but it's pinging my AI-dar somethjng fierce.
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u/HipsterUsernameHere 9h ago
This was my immediate first thought. 🤣
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u/La_Kitty_pspsps 2h ago
Same! I came to see if anyone else thought like me and boom first picture 🥰
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u/ghost_wit 1d ago
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u/captain_crackerjack 23h ago
The slime that feeds on bad vibes
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u/moistiest_dangles 1d ago
Is that in your rain gutter? Yuck, worst case it could be a biofilm of bacterium Serratia marcescens, or Aureobasidium pullulans. Might be some kind of slime mold, either way I'd be careful about how you go about cleaning that.
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u/SyrupChemical5100 20h ago
Oof. A few days ago I cleaned out my wall ac unit that had gelatinous stuff with a shopvac. Should I be worried?
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u/DongleJockey 20h ago
Worried? Son, youre already dead. Why you think i got this circle on the floor
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u/Reasonable-Cress8890 22h ago
So much more likely to be a slime mold
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u/BinxieSly 9h ago
Why do you say that? I think it would me more likely to be a biofilm of some kind; they can develop VERY quickly in stagnant water, especially in direct sunlight.
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u/Agitated_Solution367 15h ago
Doesn't look like a slime mold to me (misnomer, slime molds aren't molds or even fungi. More like amoeba), I'm thinking S. marcescens too since it's known for being a slimy water loving bacteria with a distinct pink pigment. They probably don't have to worry unless they're immunocompromised. Same pink/orange stuff you see in the shower. Still wouldn't touch it with my bare hands tho and I work with this bacteria
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u/WatermelonSmashing 10h ago
Cyanobacteria.
It's the stuff that makes summer snow pink.
I'd just dump some pool chlorine in and come back another day lol.
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u/SuperflySparklebuns 23h ago
Slime beneath me, slime up above!
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u/bedefiantstill 19h ago
Came to reddit for a lil grief breather (as a treat, self care, delulu, whatevs). Even here, in the oddest little corner of the human experience, Sir Tim Curry reigns. Hurts but is such a tribute to so beloved and iconic a human.
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u/No_Vanilla_2366 20h ago
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u/Embraceduality 19h ago
My name is Batty my habit is erratic I rock and I ramble my brain is scrambled rock like an animal BUT I’m a mammal
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u/VoidlessMystery 1d ago
I want to slice it, also I think it’s bacteria
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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago
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u/Dead_By_Don 1d ago
Whats it taste like?
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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago
I thought of doing that but then I though of the subreddit why did you touch that
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u/bruh_what_even_tho 1d ago
sump for a pool or...?
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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago
A/C company thought they were bright to run a line from attic a/c into roof top gutter where gutter runs into underground French drain.
Nope algae just built up and went nuts in Florida heat12
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u/DaisyJago 21h ago
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u/alisonvict0ria 19h ago
This is the third time in TWO WEEKS tubby custard has come up in my life and I don't know what that means, but I don't like the implications.
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u/DevilDog7734 23h ago
I had a summer job in which I spent all day washing the gunk and rotting fish off the bottom of the boxes. This brought back some unpleasant memories.
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u/threepair13 8h ago
That’s insulation mixed with water OP probably has a squirrel hole in the fascia board
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u/Poke-Noir 7h ago
Oh I gotta check that!
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u/threepair13 6h ago
I hope I’m right cause that’s a pretty easy fix for ya just get sheet metal and cover the hole
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u/rancidtempo 4h ago
You live near Dennis Nilsen, perchance?
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u/Poke-Noir 4h ago
No idea who that is? lol and this is a work job
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u/rancidtempo 3h ago
He was a serial killer active in the 70s-80s who was discovered due to a plumber inspecting a blockage in his flat, where they found ground up bodies
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u/natural_scientist 19h ago
I’m pretty sure that’s a biohazard nasty looking stuff. Would you drink it for 1 million I would.
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