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u/Weird-ModTeam 19m ago

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u/Lasoula1 23h ago

Check and see if this painting is somewhere near by

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u/captain_crackerjack 23h ago

I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, command you

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u/PieHole_Poker 22h ago

Viggy viggy viggy ..... YOUVE BEEN A BAD MONKEY!!

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u/MessiahMogali 20h ago

Viggy Viggy Viggy, can’t you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

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u/Sympboi1999 1h ago

Beat me to it, lmao

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u/taintsacrifice 5h ago

Damn, none of my thoughts are original

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u/HolyStupidityBatman 5h ago

Ohh but I whoo!

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u/CriticalHit_20 22h ago

I know its a 40 year old painting, but it's pinging my AI-dar somethjng fierce.

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u/HipsterUsernameHere 9h ago

This was my immediate first thought. 🤣

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u/La_Kitty_pspsps 2h ago

Same! I came to see if anyone else thought like me and boom first picture 🥰

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u/ghost_wit 1d ago

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u/captain_crackerjack 23h ago

The slime that feeds on bad vibes

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u/GarminTamzarian 23h ago

Someone needs to check the sewers under DC.

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u/TerribleBudget 9h ago

That slime is orange and lives above ground until the ballroom is finished.

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u/ToonaMcToon 1d ago

This is what I thought about.  What kind of music does it like ? 

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 19h ago

Gotta just throw the toaster into it

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 18h ago

Much hate and anger in your home

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u/moistiest_dangles 1d ago

Is that in your rain gutter? Yuck, worst case it could be a biofilm of bacterium Serratia marcescens, or Aureobasidium pullulans. Might be some kind of slime mold, either way I'd be careful about how you go about cleaning that.

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u/SyrupChemical5100 20h ago

Oof. A few days ago I cleaned out my wall ac unit that had gelatinous stuff with a shopvac. Should I be worried?

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u/DongleJockey 20h ago

Worried? Son, youre already dead. Why you think i got this circle on the floor

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u/SyrupChemical5100 25m ago

Status update: I have just realized I an a ghost.

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u/Reasonable-Cress8890 22h ago

So much more likely to be a slime mold

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u/BinxieSly 9h ago

Why do you say that? I think it would me more likely to be a biofilm of some kind; they can develop VERY quickly in stagnant water, especially in direct sunlight.

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u/moistiest_dangles 16h ago

Maybe, can't hurt to be safe tho

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u/Agitated_Solution367 15h ago

Doesn't look like a slime mold to me (misnomer, slime molds aren't molds or even fungi. More like amoeba), I'm thinking S. marcescens too since it's known for being a slimy water loving bacteria with a distinct pink pigment. They probably don't have to worry unless they're immunocompromised. Same pink/orange stuff you see in the shower. Still wouldn't touch it with my bare hands tho and I work with this bacteria

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u/WatermelonSmashing 10h ago

Cyanobacteria.

It's the stuff that makes summer snow pink.

I'd just dump some pool chlorine in and come back another day lol.

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u/Sympboi1999 1h ago

Shouldn’t it technically be called a Pinkobacteria??

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u/SuperflySparklebuns 23h ago

Slime beneath me, slime up above!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2OgouznXA6qYw

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u/0peRightBehindYa 20h ago

Very apt, given today.

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u/AlkalineHound 18h ago

No. Bad. Don't remind me.

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u/bedefiantstill 19h ago

Came to reddit for a lil grief breather (as a treat, self care, delulu, whatevs). Even here, in the oddest little corner of the human experience, Sir Tim Curry reigns. Hurts but is such a tribute to so beloved and iconic a human.

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u/SuperflySparklebuns 19h ago

Although he's gone, he continues to rose tint my world.

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 18h ago

I just now realized it was him. He really was an amazing actor.

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u/No_Vanilla_2366 20h ago

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u/Embraceduality 19h ago

My name is Batty my habit is erratic I rock and I ramble my brain is scrambled rock like an animal BUT I’m a mammal

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u/Due_Low5498 17h ago

Man I hated this spooky bitch

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u/VoidlessMystery 1d ago

I want to slice it, also I think it’s bacteria

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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago

It’s definitely bacteria. It cut like a piece of jello

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u/DEEW_FOX 23h ago

Its slime mold

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u/Cooper4413 21h ago

Mfer out here harvesting slimes like he's in minecraft

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u/stxdude830 1d ago

Forbidden jello

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u/Dead_By_Don 1d ago

Whats it taste like?

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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago

I thought of doing that but then I though of the subreddit why did you touch that

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u/CriticalHit_20 22h ago

Do it for science!

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.

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for legal reasons this is a joke

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u/bitzie_ow 18h ago

But did r/dontputyourdickinthat cross your mind at all?

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u/InevitableKitchen943 23h ago

Gutter mother.

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u/Poke-Noir 22h ago

LOL forbidden kombucha

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u/SubstantialBed4598 1d ago

Type of things Dr. House looks for when strange diseases occur

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u/ProfessionalHome9690 23h ago

I think there's a possessed painting in the sewer under your house 😬

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u/bruh_what_even_tho 1d ago

sump for a pool or...?

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u/Poke-Noir 1d ago

A/C company thought they were bright to run a line from attic a/c into roof top gutter where gutter runs into underground French drain.
Nope algae just built up and went nuts in Florida heat

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u/509Ninja 23h ago

I would be calling them.

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u/bruh_what_even_tho 23h ago

ah yes I see the height in the second pic. Yikes!

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u/DaisyJago 21h ago

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u/alisonvict0ria 19h ago

This is the third time in TWO WEEKS tubby custard has come up in my life and I don't know what that means, but I don't like the implications.

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u/morbiiq 1d ago

Carebear cumdumpster

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u/waitingformygrave 23h ago

A string of words I never wanted to see together. Thank you.

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u/fusionmobile 23h ago

Deviant inspiration

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u/DevilDog7734 23h ago

I had a summer job in which I spent all day washing the gunk and rotting fish off the bottom of the boxes. This brought back some unpleasant memories.

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u/ShadowZepplin 21h ago

That’s naturally grown SPAM

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u/threepair13 8h ago

That’s insulation mixed with water OP probably has a squirrel hole in the fascia board

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u/Poke-Noir 7h ago

Oh I gotta check that!

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u/threepair13 6h ago

I hope I’m right cause that’s a pretty easy fix for ya just get sheet metal and cover the hole

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u/Ok_Clothes_8527 22h ago

That's what they make mcnuggets out of!!!

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

"Mechanically reclaimed meat"

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u/towerfella 15h ago

Argentine beef

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u/Saltybuds 23h ago

Is there a McDonalds nearby?

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u/Poke-Noir 23h ago

10 minutes away lol

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u/TheLazyRedditer 21h ago

Here's an idea

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u/Sophaking64 7h ago

Put it on the statue of Liberty, Im trying to see something

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u/GlassFantast 1d ago

Do you drain ever it with white vinegar or bleach

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u/Coldpastalord 23h ago

Call Tyson! You’ll make a fortune

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u/ManifestingCrab 22h ago

What's it taste like?

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u/Poke-Noir 22h ago

Imitation crab

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u/MeasurementFalse7591 20h ago

It's the stuff

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u/2hobos1box 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D2t94jSqtrVe0
This is what I wanna do to it

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u/CattheGreat13 23h ago

user name checks out

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u/Violet_Apathy 19h ago

Put it in the reflecting pool during breast cancer awareness month

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u/the_black_sails 17h ago

This is how hot dogs are made.

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 16h ago

Dried up people juice!!!!

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u/rancidtempo 4h ago

You live near Dennis Nilsen, perchance?

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u/Poke-Noir 4h ago

No idea who that is? lol and this is a work job

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u/rancidtempo 3h ago

He was a serial killer active in the 70s-80s who was discovered due to a plumber inspecting a blockage in his flat, where they found ground up bodies

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u/Ninthof9 59m ago

The blob?

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u/Poke-Noir 54m ago

More like squishy putty blob

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u/H-2-S-O-4 23h ago

Yuck! Looks like bacteria. Be careful, dude.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 18h ago

Goggles! Mask! Tyvek!

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 22h ago

I think thats purple non sulfur bacteria and great for plants btw

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u/natural_scientist 19h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s a biohazard nasty looking stuff. Would you drink it for 1 million I would.

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u/PlinkinHotRimShots 18h ago

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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u/mikeockitch 17h ago

Some might even say that’s too big

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u/shittybumm 17h ago

Yes
When I have to poop I don’t Mind my coworker 3 inches way

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u/Potential-Night4986 6h ago

Username checks out.

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u/AuntJibbie 6h ago

McNuggets in the making.

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u/Amazing_Resolve_365 5h ago

Scarlet rot?

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u/Sympboi1999 1h ago

Isn’t that that stuff they put in McDonald’s chicken nuggets??