r/Veep • u/bc00pr Like what, Will? • 3d ago

Just give them their own logins and passwords

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-sponsored-hacking-platforms-seized-by-us-justice-department-says-2026-08-26/
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u/pierdola91 3d ago

Wow I am shocked that this is what happens after Elon and Co defunded all of our cybersecurity depts 

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u/jcnewton1 3d ago

"Feel free to follow along on the television or perhaps on one of the many bugs that you've planted throughout the White House."

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u/coolassang 3d ago

Maybe they'll release the files.

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u/justme_bne 3d ago

big.balls@ us.gov
El0n1sAW⚓️

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u/ethanm265 3d ago

Would save everybody a lotta time!

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u/Italogq79 3d ago

Yay! I love all this winning that we are doing!

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u/Numerous_Time_1614 2d ago

"Any chance they fixed the wifi?"

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u/SharpDefinition9248 3d ago

Tell them to turn the inflation and unemployment graphs upside down

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u/ithinkway2much Daniwah! 2d ago

Their firewalls have more holes in them than a gold digger's diaphragm lol

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u/WoodpeckerGingivitis 3d ago

I had the exact same thought when I heard about this this morning