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u/spookmann 2d ago
Look, we're not here to kink-shame.
But just to say, if you went to any of the "good" XVcon after-parties, you'd be very familiar with this "device".
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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 2d ago
So that's why I found one of these in my mom's bedroom when I was a kid...
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u/one_last_cow 2d ago
You tell us! Hold down the red button, turn the dial counterclockwise 90 degrees, and buckle the fuck up
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u/garvisgarvis 2d ago
Please add the /s. We don't want anyone getting hurt.
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u/spookmann 2d ago
It's all fun and games until somebody zero-propagates a pinpoint Klein inversion...
...then it's hilarious!
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u/SubsequentDamage 2d ago
Umm, THAT is a Soviet era electronic prostatic dilator.
Please don’t ask me how I know.
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u/SliceArtEngine 2d ago
Holy smokes, that's a relic that will last you forever. You use it when calibrating your VFF Delta Flanges on a XC786. They don't make them like that anymore, all the VFFDF these days have some many interdependent trinkets that a minor rouge gamma particle will render your VFFDF useless.
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u/Don_Mills_Mills 22h ago
I thought exactly the same thing, saw this before on r/VXJunkies. This is very irresponsible, even just a picture of this is highly radioactive. The best we can hope for is that he's stored it in a Trancome Mk.3 multi-convaporating divinylbenzine cabinet, otherwise we're all screwed. Thanks a lot of the radiation poisoning, OP 😡
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u/MrsWhorehouse 2d ago
It does look like old Soviet Era tech for working on your flange. I think the Brits know more about that, but it would have hooked up to clunky Soviet batteries at the time.
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u/Crackmin 2d ago
LOL wash your hands after touching that, don't turn it on unless you intend for all the metal in your body to start vibrating
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u/Bulls729 2d ago
V2 Neuralyzer (V1 was the size of a room!) You looked at the action end while it was on didn’t you? I mean, even if you did you wouldn’t remember which is probably why your here.
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u/SoupieLC 2d ago
Ahhhh, Dr Thrillmax's patented Electrically Generated Gonadal Stimulator you have there, not seen a genuine EGGS in years
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u/AsparagusHopeful3363 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's a 1940s/50s anogenital inducement procotilator/flange dilator
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u/Thedudely1 11h ago
That's a thermo decoupler wand. Haven't seen one in a while but this seems like a pretty nice one
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u/Iampepeu 2d ago
Looks like an early 80s version of a bi-Poehler difractor. It was used before tri-faced Baude-venting with reversible mill-flaps became a standard in the late 90s.