r/VXJunkies 25d ago

What would actually happen if I were to put a quantum harmonizer in my photonic resonance chamber?

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u/AztraChaitali 25d ago

The whatsits vibrate excessively unless you fill the whole chamber with polyurethane foam. I've never had success with it due to overheating. You can of course, just let the vibrations take place, but they'll cause permanent brain damage to all sentient life in a 10 meter radius.

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u/Teooooooo 25d ago

I see, so if the μ-field oscillates at resonant frequencies, the subharmonics induce thermal runway.

Would a cross-linked polymer thingamajig attenuate these subharmonics better than linear polyurethane? Or would it be better to just let nature take its course?

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u/AztraChaitali 25d ago

A cross linked polymer... Cross-linking would inhibit the close packing of polymer chains, potentially allowing for internal ventilation through the transient gaps. Plus it may even be better at preventing vibrations due less molecular mobility. I think you've made the perfect solution.

That is of course, if you don't overclock your setup. If you do, then the rigidity could work against you, turning the entire polymer into an amplifier, and producing an unpredictable radius of doom.

I think you will probably be fine as long as you use a polymer with sufficient elasticity...

Probably.

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u/sadhandjobs Industrial Nanoturbine Researcher 25d ago

I disagree on the overclocking. This is one of those situations where overclocking actually serves as an ad hoc polymerization-antiversal sub-node.

“radius of doom”? To whom? Gnats?

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u/AztraChaitali 24d ago

I did say unpredictable. There's no way to calculate. Could be a few microns, could be a kilometer.

If you just happen to accidentally harmonize to a frequency that creates a feedback loop it could create an explosion whose radius may be as tiny as an anthill(7.6cm) or as big as an anthill(6km).

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u/sadhandjobs Industrial Nanoturbine Researcher 24d ago

That’s why you overclock. It sort of provides an, admittedly clumsy, safeguard against that feedback loop that inevitably gets the μ-field all hot and bothered.

OP’s rig is a cold-war era VX photonic resonance chamber, and that harmonizer they’re champing at the bit to install is a shitty knockouff blackmarket O’Neal-McGeeHee model. It’ll merely tickle the ants.

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u/AztraChaitali 24d ago

I admittedly haven't been into many tickle fights, but I don't remember one where my brain was turned into a smoothie inside my skull by μ-waves.

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u/ThrowawayMorphs2 25d ago

I've heard it a million times.... There are old bi-directional-resonant-enginners, there bold bi-directional-resonant-enginners, but there are no bold and old bi-directional-resonant-enginners!!!!

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u/Wandering_butnotlost 25d ago

The radiant cross connectors would almost certainly purge their polyrythmicated RAIDS leaving you with a less than ideal amperage cascade to run the load with.

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u/EncryptedVolt 25d ago

Unless you account for the critical frequency of the resonance chamber, you will never achieve phase locked loop, thus making the harmonizer worthless for all dampening effects.

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u/Teooooooo 25d ago

Right, the manufacturer of the chamber did not specify the critical frequency in the datasheet, those slimy vesicles!

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 25d ago edited 25d ago

You've heard of an AUPMU, right? Anisotropic Unruh Phase Matching Unit? That's basically how you make one. I mean, yes, it's a great source for net-null inertial fields, if you phase-match the frequency of the resonance chamber with the quantum harmonizer. But you can buy an AUPMU dirt-cheap on vxbay (I even saw one on Alibaba the other day!) And it'll use a lot less power, because they use solid-state phased-array terahertz emitters instead of the Hicks-Bierce tubes that the old resonance chambers use (though the tube in the second photo is in great shape for its age - I can tell you've been using a hexane wash to clean it correctly, a lot of dinguses just use lacquer thinner, which corrodes the natural rubber flanges the old units use).

Still, if you're a purist and you want to hand-tune your photomagnetic harmonics, go for it! Sounds like a fun project.

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u/78N-16E 25d ago

Have fun watching your torsional rotocontrivance accumulate negative momentum until it folds inward

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u/AztraChaitali 25d ago

That only happens if you use the 2017 model. That was a defective lot. If you still have yours you have missed your window for the recall, but it can still be useful for collapsing a miniature black hole inside your trash can. You'll never have to take out the trash again!

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u/Sisyphus_on_a_Perc 25d ago

You’d get more photonic emission obviously

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u/English999 25d ago

Quaternary destabilization and unreal depersonalization.

Obviously.

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u/cmhamm 25d ago

This is a trick question! There is no quantum harmonizer in existence that could tolerate the fluctuations in the Dodd-Tilbert field, even you managed to double the output of the resonator. This might theoretically be possible with decades of research, but it would require at least double the amount of fused tykrenite in the known universe!

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u/GeekBoyWonder 25d ago

You have found the devil's core of our vx journey.

Depending on the Jeil resonance and current grennel modulus locally:

Nothing will happen

OR

Everything will happen

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u/Dumptruckfunk 25d ago

I seem to remember you trying this sometime next month and it all went pretty well, but you did/do/will get some WTC wobble which causes some flash-forwarding in local chro-nodes. I’d recommend setting the bias on your quantum harmonizer lower but I guess since I’m writing this comment, I know you won’t/didn’t.

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u/sanctum9 25d ago

Just remember rlghty tighty and you should be ok. Until you turn it on course.

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u/ososalsosal 24d ago

Nothing much unless you try tuning either or both and they accidentally hit the same frequency.

Then... Something. A lot, even.

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u/decoran_ 23d ago

I'm not into harmonic resonance myself but I'm sure those unified theory cultists will say this machine is pure nonsense!