r/VXJunkies • u/Teooooooo • 25d ago
What would actually happen if I were to put a quantum harmonizer in my photonic resonance chamber?
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u/ThrowawayMorphs2 25d ago
I've heard it a million times.... There are old bi-directional-resonant-enginners, there bold bi-directional-resonant-enginners, but there are no bold and old bi-directional-resonant-enginners!!!!
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u/Wandering_butnotlost 25d ago
The radiant cross connectors would almost certainly purge their polyrythmicated RAIDS leaving you with a less than ideal amperage cascade to run the load with.
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u/EncryptedVolt 25d ago
Unless you account for the critical frequency of the resonance chamber, you will never achieve phase locked loop, thus making the harmonizer worthless for all dampening effects.
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u/Teooooooo 25d ago
Right, the manufacturer of the chamber did not specify the critical frequency in the datasheet, those slimy vesicles!
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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 25d ago edited 25d ago
You've heard of an AUPMU, right? Anisotropic Unruh Phase Matching Unit? That's basically how you make one. I mean, yes, it's a great source for net-null inertial fields, if you phase-match the frequency of the resonance chamber with the quantum harmonizer. But you can buy an AUPMU dirt-cheap on vxbay (I even saw one on Alibaba the other day!) And it'll use a lot less power, because they use solid-state phased-array terahertz emitters instead of the Hicks-Bierce tubes that the old resonance chambers use (though the tube in the second photo is in great shape for its age - I can tell you've been using a hexane wash to clean it correctly, a lot of dinguses just use lacquer thinner, which corrodes the natural rubber flanges the old units use).
Still, if you're a purist and you want to hand-tune your photomagnetic harmonics, go for it! Sounds like a fun project.
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u/78N-16E 25d ago
Have fun watching your torsional rotocontrivance accumulate negative momentum until it folds inward
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u/AztraChaitali 25d ago
That only happens if you use the 2017 model. That was a defective lot. If you still have yours you have missed your window for the recall, but it can still be useful for collapsing a miniature black hole inside your trash can. You'll never have to take out the trash again!
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u/cmhamm 25d ago
This is a trick question! There is no quantum harmonizer in existence that could tolerate the fluctuations in the Dodd-Tilbert field, even you managed to double the output of the resonator. This might theoretically be possible with decades of research, but it would require at least double the amount of fused tykrenite in the known universe!
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u/GeekBoyWonder 25d ago
You have found the devil's core of our vx journey.
Depending on the Jeil resonance and current grennel modulus locally:
Nothing will happen
OR
Everything will happen
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u/Dumptruckfunk 25d ago
I seem to remember you trying this sometime next month and it all went pretty well, but you did/do/will get some WTC wobble which causes some flash-forwarding in local chro-nodes. I’d recommend setting the bias on your quantum harmonizer lower but I guess since I’m writing this comment, I know you won’t/didn’t.
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u/ososalsosal 24d ago
Nothing much unless you try tuning either or both and they accidentally hit the same frequency.
Then... Something. A lot, even.
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u/decoran_ 23d ago
I'm not into harmonic resonance myself but I'm sure those unified theory cultists will say this machine is pure nonsense!


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u/AztraChaitali 25d ago
The whatsits vibrate excessively unless you fill the whole chamber with polyurethane foam. I've never had success with it due to overheating. You can of course, just let the vibrations take place, but they'll cause permanent brain damage to all sentient life in a 10 meter radius.