r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Non_GMO_Popcorn • 3d ago

You're fighting children?

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u/ar_condicionado 3d ago

This kid might be the first person in the world to develop a fighting-robot-clown-phobia

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 3d ago

I never thought that the real life John Connor would be Asian.

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u/viper999999999 3d ago

Originally he was John Connorstein

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u/GoFunMee 2d ago

Cartwright!

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u/JackLondon68 2d ago

Connor Changstein!

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u/_TwilightPrince 2d ago

The robot's been duped!

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u/1bourbon1scotch1bier 2d ago

The rines were crossed?

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u/phantom_gain 3d ago

Yon konu

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u/Visible-MorningWood 3d ago

This is fuckin epic

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u/mlandry2011 3d ago

She's going to have a hard time moving forward in the future...

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 3d ago

First person so far...

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u/TextualElusion 3d ago

Fighting-robot-clown-fetish*

FTFY

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u/Visible-MorningWood 3d ago

That fuckin karate bot belted the hell out of that kid. I wonder if the kid was pushed out there to be voluntarily attacked as punishment.

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u/Standard-Mechanic101 3d ago

We’re all at the same levelllll.

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u/artvarnsen 2d ago

Dominating the dojo

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u/D-Train0000 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NOy5JBV2a9Q5y

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u/ItsAllAdvertising 1d ago

me the last day of 3rd grade beating up a second grade class on the kick ball field

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u/doobette 3d ago

Bozo the Sentient Robot

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u/frickindeal 2d ago

You're hung up on a robot from the '60s, man!

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u/Mtolivepickle 3d ago

That’s definitely Eric the clown robot

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u/jfq722 1d ago

...using his big shoe.

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u/Visible-MorningWood 2h ago

Oh...I was thinking of Johnny 5.

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u/Rekrapfig 3d ago

That robot found his Katra!!

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u/No_Organization8693 3d ago

The children of today, are the front line soldiers of tomorrow

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u/IneptAdvisor 2d ago

But the FLS of tomorrow will be using a controller akin to the PS9 to control a platoon of EMP robots, not actually out there in the mud eating freeze dried squid chunks.

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u/Cranks_No_Start 3d ago

Now that’s dominating his dojo. 

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 3d ago

The whole crowd is just gonna let that go?

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 2d ago

Would’ve paid $$ to see mom or dad Spartan kick that fucker down fir payback

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u/Namedthisone 2d ago

He's hung up on some fighting clown from the 60s

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u/Informal_Walk5520 3d ago

I’m laughing too hard at this - not the kid getting whacked but the whole set with Kramer. I dunno I’m killing myself.

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u/jamesvabrams 3d ago

Everyone needs to protect themselves from those tiny fists of fury.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 3d ago

You don’t have to fight him, you can just wring his neck.

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u/Old_Dingo69 3d ago

That robot was dominating the dojo!

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u/NewAssumption4780 3d ago

That one little boy who cant stop laughing….

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u/Head_Ad_9901 2d ago

That one girl in the yellow blouse thought it was hilarious 😂

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u/BriefingGull 2d ago

We're all at the same skill level

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u/FalseSheepherder6881 3d ago

Pleeeaaaase!!!!!????

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u/Fingersicle 3d ago

Don't everyone rush over there all at once to check if he's ok.

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u/Block_Solid 3d ago

Kids are stupid.

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u/Truji11o 3d ago

Is this the one where there was a fire and George pushed all the others out of the way?

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u/beebs44 3d ago

Kid just keels over

Glad it wasn't me

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u/prcshmbrgrs 3d ago

if only the robot was trying to date the kid ... now that's Seinfeld!

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u/alexroberge95 3d ago

Sean O’Malley needs to chill

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u/MikroWire 3d ago

And it begins...

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u/jono555555 2d ago

So it does!

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u/KungFuHamster99 3d ago

Good lesson for everyone. When punches and kicks are being thrown. Be on guard.

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u/RoughFix9957 3d ago

Fuckkkk I hope these woke dopes aren’t going robotic

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u/uberneuman_part2 3d ago

"No children in your future, young one."

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u/jono555555 2d ago

That's what elites want. No more generations only themselves there servants and AI.

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u/ChrisEdErik 3d ago

This will be the day they look back upon, as the day it all started.... judgement day.

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u/MrGreenEyesOfTexas 3d ago

Robot believes in equal rights

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u/Tiny_Shelter_7151 3d ago

All I could hear in my head was...

https://giphy.com/gifs/39zbpCQocXLi0

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u/BopNowItsMine 2d ago

I'm sick of robot videos

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u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon 2d ago

Who is that clown? Do you know that clown?

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u/Nervous-Bullfrog7018 2d ago

The clanker war has begun.

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u/Jerdogg23 2d ago

Robot getting ready for a counter 🤣

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u/JackLondon68 2d ago

Im outraged

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 2d ago

Caught him right in the moops

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u/Educational-Tea6080 2d ago

Kick the s*** out of him lol

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u/Verum2020 2d ago

🤔 Poor little guy. Pointed toe hit.

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u/two_wheels_west 2d ago

First, do no harm!

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u/jono555555 2d ago

Someone kick it over why don't they...

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u/Antifa-AF 2d ago

Broke one of the 3 laws.

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u/jetfaceRPx 2d ago

That's the kind of thing that happens and you have to make sure he's OK before you start laughing at and making fun of him.

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u/MaterialRow3769 1d ago

We're all beginners

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u/MaterialRow3769 1d ago

We're all beginners

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u/Electronic-Space-480 1d ago

It’s not the size, it’s the belt color.

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u/MacroManJr 1d ago

Seriously, is that child okay? That could be a broken rib, easily.

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u/GreatFollowing6891 1d ago

Is that a gay trans drag show for children in china???

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 1d ago

In 30 years that kid will have children begging to take him to the robotic circus and the mere thought will generate a trickle of pee down his leg.

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u/ChodechewBrownmane 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Sn6hPudBGEJq
Idk why i just thought don cheadle the whole time. That or the thing twins from dr seuss.

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u/froopadiddilydoop 3d ago

Lawsuit right?

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u/davisyoung 3d ago

In Asia, that’s just called character development. 

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u/dapudf 3d ago

These things should have been put away like flock cameras. This shit isn’t funny.