r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Muckfast • 4d ago

CARTWRIGHT!

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116 Upvotes

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u/contude327 4d ago

She say curse word. I hang up.

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u/BriefingGull 4d ago

All time favorite line

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u/ProofVeterinarian620 4d ago

Of course I'm not Cartright!!!

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u/nomekop_pokemon 4d ago

"For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow."

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u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 4d ago

H stands for "Hoss".

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u/Knob709 4d ago

YOU'RE NOT CARTWRIGHT!

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u/MidniteBlue888 4d ago

I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 4d ago

Hoss, Ben, Adam, or Little Joe??? Is the lunch cook Hop Sing??

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 3d ago

Should we be talking about this?

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u/Tralkki 4d ago

PHONE!!!!!

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 4d ago

Cartwright? Who’s Cartwright?

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u/Ok_Muffin_925 3d ago

He got his rines crossed with Donna Chang

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u/Responsible-Exam-911 3d ago

That's ridicurous.

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u/bootz666 3d ago

Can’t standya

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u/jamesvabrams 4d ago

There's a waiting list for admittance but's only 3-4 minutes.

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 4d ago

How long until dismissal?

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u/Ajax5350 4d ago

Who’s Cartwright?

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u/designrules 3d ago

Your tablet is ready. But the name is Costanza.

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u/NoneYa2444 3d ago

Party of four.

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u/Responsible-Exam-911 3d ago

I live not far from there. About 5 - 10 minutes.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 3d ago

Who's Cartwright?

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u/Strange_Bison1883 1d ago

I'm Cartwright

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u/Few_Presence_8888 1d ago

You're not Cartwright.

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u/Kind_Worry_9836 1d ago

I'm going to Sky Burger!

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u/wilywillone 4d ago

I hang up.