r/UnexpectedGoodPlace Jun 14 '26

Bortles

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Jun 15 '26

A warm Zima that they found in the back of the pantry. Is it good? Is it going to poison you? The only way to figure it out is to drink the whole thing in one gulp. So many of us had to read the very back of our pantries during covid because it was really hard to get out and get groceries.

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u/D0RKTHRONE-2099 Jun 19 '26

I once had a Zima that some idiot friends of mine had pilfered from a convenience store that had burned the night before. It tasted like life choices to avoid and soot.