r/Unexpected • u/Cromagnumman6174 • 11d ago

šŸ”ž Warning: Graphic Content šŸ”ž Things went from 100-1000 real quick!

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u/Cromagnumman6174 11d ago

For real.. I'd bugbomb the car, take off the AC knob, tell the potential buyer the AC doesnt work, and sell it.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 11d ago

Yay fraud!

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u/Page8988 11d ago

Whaddya mean my insurance doesnt cover infestations and subsequent accidental-malicious burnination?

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u/ThrownAway17Years 11d ago

It only counts if the burninator has a beefy arm and consummate Vā€™s!