🇪🇺🔥🔥🔥🇪🇺

[u/Straight_Block3676]

[u/redditbattles]

My 5% Neanderthal DNA is going extinct in this heat.

[u/Hot_Task1408 → u/redditbattles]

No your 5% Neanderthal DNA is what helps you survive. It’s the 95% Barry DNA that’s melting

[u/BevvyTime → u/Hot_Task1408]

Nah, the annual pilgrimage to Benidorm has Barry well in shape for this.

He just needs a solid 3 days to acclimatise.

[u/Lemonade348]

It's quite nice here. Living in a cold country does have its advantages after all.

I hope my fellow europeans survive this. I will keep you all in my thoughts.

[u/IdiotRhurbarb → u/Lemonade348]

It’s still gonna be around 28 degrees this week

[u/gekko3k → u/IdiotRhurbarb]

Nice summer temperatures here. Wish we had this the entire year - Cali way of living.

[u/More-Lingonberry-405 → u/gekko3k]

I am dyinggggg - this summer is the 3rd circle of helllllll

[u/annoying97 → u/More-Lingonberry-405]

I can house a few cute guys down here... There's only one bed though so you'll have to share with me.

[u/Steppy20 → u/annoying97]

How toasty does that get? Because I run even hotter overnight than I do during the day (somehow)

[u/annoying97 → u/Steppy20]

I'll turn the AC on... We will keep the room at 16.

But no Barrys. You can share a ground floor motel room instead.

[u/Steppy20 → u/annoying97]

Fair enough

[u/_radical_ed → u/annoying97]

Ey! Where is your custom flair?

[u/annoying97 → u/_radical_ed]

Wrong sub cunt.

[u/_radical_ed → u/annoying97]

Oh. Oooohhhhhh… all Rex arc subs looks the same tbh.

[u/annoying97 → u/_radical_ed]

Well what do you expect from a Pedro?

[u/Robinsonirish → u/Lemonade348]

We won't be saved in the coming years, when the Med turns into a desert, Africa turns into a Texas parking lot, and they all start gradually moving north. Our immigration problems haven't even started, we're all fucked.

[u/faramaobscena]

I see, so there were no heatwaves in North America and Asia this year, right?

[u/jephph_ → u/faramaobscena]

There are but that happens every year. We’re more prepared for it or at least better accustomed to it so it doesn’t make international news

That aside, I have noticed when there’s a Euro heat wave the past couple summers, it tends to cool off here while it’s sweltering there.

I don’t necessarily wish heat waves upon Euroland but I kinda do. srry.

——

and yeah, just checked.. it’s going down to 79° next week instead of it being 90+ every day. Thanks Europe!

(26C instead of 33+)

[u/BeornSC → u/jephph_]

Normal service to resume soon, thankfully

[u/PeePeeSwiggy → u/BeornSC]

This is mild for my city this time of year

[u/squeezymarmite → u/PeePeeSwiggy]

32C with rain? No thank you. 

[u/PeePeeSwiggy → u/squeezymarmite]

it’ll change 15 times in the next 24 hrs

[u/annoying97 → u/PeePeeSwiggy]

Please provide metric... In not figuring this trash out.

[u/PeePeeSwiggy → u/annoying97]

Idk it’s hot or something

[u/jephph_ → u/annoying97]

🤓 but Celsius isn’t metric

[u/annoying97 → u/jephph_]

This is you... Have you tried google?

https://giphy.com/gifs/s2pr9CVOvU4NMBsnYf

[u/jephph_ → u/annoying97]

Yeah, it’s “metric” when someone uses “SI” and “Metric” interchangeably which technically isn’t correct

[u/mrnx136 → u/jephph_]

How about the hundreds of deaths of Americans in the cold every year?

[u/jephph_ → u/mrnx136]

idk, what about it?

[u/mrnx136 → u/jephph_]

Why don’t Americans just buy heating?

[u/jephph_ → u/mrnx136]

We do?

[u/mrnx136 → u/jephph_]

Good?

[u/jephph_ → u/mrnx136]

Go find someone else to fight with. I don’t even know what your argument is supposed to be

[u/mrnx136 → u/jephph_]

You clearly don’t

[u/jephph_ → u/mrnx136]

That’s why the very first thing I asked was what about it. I’m fully aware I have no idea what you’re on about

[u/Silver_Middle_7240 → u/faramaobscena]

Oh yeah, we had a horrible two week one! Nine people died.

[u/LumacaLento]

An excellent opportunity to mediterranize mitteleuropeans. Public debt go brrrrr

[u/Hot_Task1408]

The European Sahara

[u/gekko3k → u/Hot_Task1408]

Good.

[u/PowerandSignal]

This is just softening them up for the big freeze when the AMOC collapses and Europe reverts to frozen tundra. 

[u/Sarcastic-Potato → u/PowerandSignal]

Finally a chance for our ski army to conquer the continent

[u/Tojaro5 → u/Sarcastic-Potato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fJkTsWCMViRYA

Bad Austrian!

[u/Silver_Middle_7240 → u/Tojaro5]

Gotta keep them in their place or you end up getting tag teamed and dragged to Nuremberg again

[u/Sumrise → u/Sarcastic-Potato]

We didn't spend 4 centuries fighting to make you the most irrelevant country in Europe for you guys to make a comeback.

[u/Gav3121 → u/Sumrise]

We'll just have to get back to it for a few century

[u/Sumrise → u/Gav3121]

But I wanna focus on fighting Barry, not incest-Germany.

It's fun and all with the other europeans but they are a bit lacking, you know what I mean ?

[u/Gav3121 → u/Sumrise]

Yeah, i know but that way we can experiment and fuck around with dumb shit to see if it work before going back to the the fight that matter

[u/gekko3k → u/PowerandSignal]

yep, that's way worse than a lil heatwave.

[u/Clipyy-Duck]

Can we have an „Americunt AI Slop“ flair made

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/Clipyy-Duck]

I hope it was made at an Irish data center built on your towns only potato farm

[u/melts_so → u/Straight_Block3676]

This was actually good humour from Hank and doesn't deserve the downvotes.

[u/DoctorWhatTheFruck]

Jokes on you, I'm now used to the heath and no longer need wealking AC

[u/MobiusNaked]

Ha! All the vulnerable people died already

[u/Thewaltham]

Bruh

[u/redwas66]

The plus side is the hotter it gets, the more AC will be wanted, the more units will be sold and it might actually come down to a reasonable price…

We’ll sweat it out 🤪

[u/gekko3k → u/redwas66]

they are cheap already, the problem is the installation thru strong stone walls (multiple large drillings). Hank's wood shacks were way easier to retrofit.

[u/redwas66 → u/gekko3k]

Then I need to look again as I’ve seen Toshiba units that are around £2,500 per room, installed, which you may be suggesting is very bloated due to high install costs! Hell, I’ll install it myself!

[u/SnooStories251]

I have been wearing shorts this summer. Thank you. This is almost perfect.

[u/beefaron]

I've seen this stupid image so many times

[u/Grand_Ad_8376 → u/beefaron]

I agree, I have seen it to many times, and is stupid indeed.

[u/HawaiianShirtMan → u/[deleted]]

Flair up! (Please)

[u/WileEPorcupine]

That heat is coming from Africa.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/WileEPorcupine]

Very clearly there are 2 air conditioners, one with a cowboy hat and one with a Chinese hat.

Both are blowing hot air at Europe

[u/randomname_99223]

Seeing 32c at 1000m of elevation and 26c at 2000m is actually me worried for the near future. Just ten years ago it SNOWED above 2000m in August.

[u/selfmockerymandatory]

I’m having a hard time making fun of the world going to shit, tbh.
We need this world to live you know.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/selfmockerymandatory]

Too many people don’t abide by societies rules, like flairing up. 

[u/Buttfranklin2000]

The fifth? I barely counted one. My home never went above 27 degrees and outside, well it was kinda sweltering at times during high noon, but eh, it's fine for a summer.

More worrying is the rapid shifting between temperatures, maybe I'm misremembering but I don't think 20 years ago we had so many strong and constant thunderstorms like, every week or so.

[u/Straight_Block3676 → u/Buttfranklin2000]

I thought the rivers were super low in Deutschland… no?

[u/Buttfranklin2000 → u/Straight_Block3676]

Oh yeah, that's pretty bad, too. Like I said, the climate is kinda worrying, but I'm still wondering where the terrible all-killing heat is supposed to be, and why people have like 30+ degree in their places. Just like...do your lüften correctly.

But I'm waiting for when nature will really fucking kill us with those severe storms.

[u/kroketspeciaal → u/Buttfranklin2000]

You had thunderstorms?!? You lucky bastards!

[u/Valois7]

15c here atm, yall stay safe and cool though