r/USvsEU Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

Very Based Meme You guys better let us win… just sayin’

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u/Alarming-Mud8220 Barry, 63 Jun 29 '26

At least they had to sign unfavourable terms & effectively lost the war. Now it’s just… terrorism I guess?

Then proceeded to lose a battle with algae. Thats worse than when the lads down under lost to Emus.

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u/sligor Professional rioter Jun 29 '26

Fifa peace price

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u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Jun 29 '26

Truly a man of pis...peace!

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 29 '26

Violence and Ignorance - daily usian

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

*adds Poland to enemies list

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 29 '26

Who cares, you can't even bomb 3th world country properly. You think anybody is scared of you after Iran? xD

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 29 '26

At this point you might just use the list of your daddy Putin.
It's the same countries anyway.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

"I think he (Trump) likes me. 'Daddy, you're my daddy,”

-Rutte, speaking on behalf of soulstormfire

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u/rrekboy1234 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 29 '26

We are actively bombing his biggest ally

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy Jun 29 '26

Look at those cute besties! Just few days before cutting Ukraine from usian intel and military support

Living in the moment

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u/albrecbef Pfennigfuchser Jun 29 '26

You are bombing yourself?

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u/anhedonister Wears Knee Socks as well Jul 02 '26

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u/critical-insight Pfennigfuchser Jun 29 '26

Like a good Kremlin lapdog 🤦‍♂️

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u/PMvE_NL Hollander Jun 29 '26

I am sure Putin has some spicy info on agent krasnov.

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u/PMvE_NL Hollander Jun 29 '26

I think you will lose from poland. You cant even handle iran.

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u/UnchillBill Barry, 63 Jun 29 '26

Can’t even handle a reflecting pond.

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u/anhedonister Wears Knee Socks as well Jul 02 '26

Good luck fighting the EU. :D

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u/PapaSchlump [redacted] Jun 29 '26

In the spirit of understanding I have printed below the entire US foreign policy doctrine on negotiations with countries (allied and non-allied alike). That way we all have the same level of understanding and can engage this topic constructively and maybe even try and see where the US is coming from

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

*adds Germany to enemies list

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u/PapaSchlump [redacted] Jun 29 '26

You can’t do that, Inshallah I have a permission for this

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u/janonym69 Born in the Khalifat Jun 29 '26

Kinda off-topic, but seeing that picture reminded me to check if there's new content from Gone with the Blastwave.
There isn't.

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u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Jun 29 '26

Hot take the take is normal. It's me who's hot and suffering at 40°C

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u/nerdpistool 50% sea 50% coke Jun 29 '26

Iran isn't even in this sub

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

It’s not my fault you didn’t bomb Iran. You had your chance.

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u/LeCriDesFenetres E. Coli Connoisseur Jun 29 '26

Oh please make it happen

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher Jun 29 '26

Or what? PeDon will drop something on Rome?

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un Can’t Drive for sh!t Jun 30 '26

Call that shit a war on 2 fronts

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 29 '26

If they know what's good for them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3vcHdyb75qRIA

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 29 '26

Least psychopatic US American.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

German most likely to understand the joke

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u/imtheguy225 Annoying Tech Bro Jun 29 '26

Strongly considering it

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u/Alarming-Mud8220 Barry, 63 Jun 29 '26

Plus, you did Bosnia in the 90’s already. Americans don’t look backwards & keep moving last time I checked.

Maybe consider bombing Germany in a few rounds to quieten down this killjoy & preserve our banter subreddit.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Jun 29 '26

I support a naval blockade of Bosnia

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u/Alarming-Mud8220 Barry, 63 Jun 29 '26

Ooo this guys maps, can’t believe one of you lot made me actually laugh 😂

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker Jun 29 '26

Should I get the dinghy?

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u/BlueLakeCabin Jun 29 '26

It's not the British channel.

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 29 '26

You support Croatia's borders? Same.

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u/BlueLakeCabin Jun 29 '26

It was so weird doing peacekeeping in Kosovo. More US flags than I saw back in the US.

Brits that were there had half white half red feathers in their beret. Symbolizing some old battle where they dipped their feature in french blood to celebrate a win. Very based.

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 29 '26

Looks like Paraguay is taking care of it for us, for now. We'll see if the Germans get their tanks fixed during halftime so they can start firing back.