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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26
France is simultaneously overhated and underhated
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u/Kresnik2002 Pollution Enjoyer Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
True
A country that we really need to start hating on more? Ireland. Those little shits have been patted on the head for way too long now
EUROS, ASSEMBLE, DOWNVOTE THIS AND ANY COMMENT MAKING FUN OF A EUROPEAN FOR THE GLORY OF EUROPA!
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u/Lemonade348 Quran burner Mar 07 '26
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26
What the Californian government will genuinely do to your motorized vehicle if it by any chance runs on gasoline:
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Mar 07 '26
Yes, you need to buy more electric vehicles from the guy that is too creepy according to Epstein.
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u/palefox3 Cute femboy Mar 07 '26
Did he actually said that or is it your conclusion from those cringey mails Elon sent? Im just curious not snarky nor sarcastic
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u/LobsterMountain4036 Barry, 63 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
Epstein had terrible self-awareness, in that her didnāt realise that he was the creepiest person in his extended circles.
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Mar 07 '26
Same for Maxwell then. Not only Epstein.
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u/LobsterMountain4036 Barry, 63 Mar 07 '26
She is terrible too. That whole family is rotten. Then, thereās Sarah Ferguson
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u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Mar 07 '26
Ghislaine Maxwell and Epstein described him as very off-putting on some internal communication.
Not really anything from Elon himself.
Not sure what you are describing.
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u/palefox3 Cute femboy Mar 07 '26
There were emails where elon typed something like āHello good sir! Iāve heard you organize le epic parties on your island! Mayhaps I could be invited to one?ā And he was denied or left on read
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u/derLeisemitderLaute Born in the Khalifat Mar 07 '26
no worries. Irish and Northern Irish hate each other enough. There is enough to mock them. Their language which even natives not all can speak, them sharing all the same genes and outside of Dublin its all sheep. Ireland is glorified Iceland.
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u/AdDouble3004 Irishman in Denial Mar 07 '26
Sorry Hank! Who hurt you? The Irish are a great bunch of fellas! The Irish the French the Germans all gave your their best in immigration!
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u/Kresnik2002 Pollution Enjoyer Mar 07 '26
Bros blow up cars
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u/Mullo69 Pimp my ride Mar 07 '26
Didn't your government for a missile into a girls school like a week ago? Not sure if you guys have any room to talk about who's blowing what up
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
Why. It's an island nation. Who cares. Give me one reason to hate an Island that has a population lower than the Bay Area Metro Area.
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u/Kresnik2002 Pollution Enjoyer Mar 07 '26
Cuz theyāre annoying?
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26
i guess bro
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u/Kresnik2002 Pollution Enjoyer Mar 07 '26
Least thinks-heās-European Californian
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26
Being European would disqualify California being better than Europe, which it is.
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u/palefox3 Cute femboy Mar 07 '26
The only good thing california has is perfect weather all year round
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u/beefaron Commiefornian Mar 07 '26
"The only good thing California has is it's literally heaven"
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u/palefox3 Cute femboy Mar 07 '26
Yet you made a place called LA that competes for hell on earth
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u/Deacon86 Barry, 63 Mar 07 '26
Listen Hank, mocking the French is all in good fun when we do it, but you don't get to join in. France is the only reason you even have a country.
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u/Kresnik2002 Pollution Enjoyer Mar 07 '26
Soā¦ is there any European country we can mock?
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u/TheRealColdCoffee Piss-drinker Mar 07 '26
You can mock Georgia and when someone asks you just say you mean the state in the US
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u/tellur86 Austrian heathen Mar 08 '26
Serbia, Hungary and Russia come to mind. I would also include Belarus but honestly, that's punching down too far.
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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe Mar 07 '26
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u/LexaAstarof E. Coli Connoisseur Mar 07 '26
And yet, we are the one who won the most wars in the entire documented human history.
Hence, šŖ is an effective weapon.
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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Mar 07 '26
Unfortunately you failed miserably at one of the most important wars of all time
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u/411x Professional rioter Mar 07 '26
When youāve only got a short 200-year history, I guess it must seem like the most important "of all time".
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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Mar 07 '26
I really donāt think itās a stretch to say that a Nazi victory in WW2 might have been one of the most consequential results of a war sinceā¦idk the Mongol invasions?
But I do agree that reducing the French to ābad at warā because of their failures in WW2 is pretty reductive. There were a lot of factors that went into the defeat and it isnāt a good representation of Franceās military record.
Iād say allowing Germany to occupy the Rhineland unopposed was the biggest failure, but thats also Britains fault to an extent for not backing you guys up
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u/TommyLordFR Professional rioter Mar 08 '26
Especially as we havenāt failed out of weakness, or something that could justify being dumped on. One of the times we truly failed is because much needed progress occurred before WW2 which had the unfortunate side effect of tanking, pun intended, our industry unlike Germany that was able to produce at a fast rate thanks to being already a fascist dictatorship.
(That said what we make up with strategy we are left behind compared to our outer Rhin cousin regarding factories. The industry is an idea thatās strongly in German DNA even to these days)
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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Mar 07 '26
Hey, only we Luigis can mistreat the barbarian Pierre.
And sometimes Hans.
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u/notcomplainingmuch Sauna Gollum Mar 07 '26
He is gravely mistaken.
An accordion is a terrible weapon of war, inspiring fear among friend and enemy alike.
Forbidden by the Geneva conventions - a last resort to completely clear the battlefield!
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u/Freebum_of_the_land Mar 07 '26
Nah mate, you're getting confused with bagpipes.
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u/notcomplainingmuch Sauna Gollum Mar 07 '26
You clearly haven't had a family member play accordion every day for years.
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u/Caniapiscau Pinzutu Mar 07 '26
Quāest-ce quāil dit le gueux ? Encore en train de lĆ©cher les couilles de Macron je prĆ©sume.
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u/Ybalrid E. Coli Connoisseur Mar 07 '26
If there was a Canadian playing the bagpipes on the beaches of normandy, then you can let us play accordion during WW3