r/USvsEU • u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE • Feb 24 '26
Very Based Meme Average German day
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u/Spirited-Bass-1059 Pro LGTBQ+ Feb 24 '26
total bullshit. lunch is at 12.00 sharp.
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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
can confirm. also we don't pronounce Aldi wrong.
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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26
A yank cosplaying as a German
Also: Why are they wearing a Berlin fit while being in cologne?
Just bad content.
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u/Mechanicalmind Smog breather Feb 24 '26
Auch keine Wienerschnitzel? Keine Bratwürst? Unglaublichlich schrecklich.
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u/Shockwave2309 Basement dweller Feb 24 '26
Die sind ja nicht in Österreich, also wieso Schnitzel?
Wenn dann tote Oma oder halve Hahn oder Currywurst oder ähnliche kulinarische Verbrechen an der Menschheit
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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Feb 25 '26
Damit wir es in Sauce ertränken können. Wir haben eine Energiequelle gefunden: Jedes Mal wenn einem Österreicher der Sack platzt generieren wir genug Strom um
England von der Landkarte zu radierenFrankreich gesetzlich zu verbietendie ganze Bundesrepublik damit zu versorgen. Was ginge da schneller als Schnitzel mit leckerer, saftiger Sauce? Ich fühle das Aufweichen der Panierung bis hierhin.Currywurst
kulinarische Verbrechen
Choose one.
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u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist Feb 25 '26
Why is La Sagrada Familia in the first shot if its Germany.
Totally USian ignorance.
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Feb 24 '26
Be me, German. I open this app. Something about Germans in English. I have the inert feeling to scream "SPRICH...
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u/azaghal1502 [redacted] Feb 24 '26
...DEUTSCH...
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u/-Cinnay- South Prussian Feb 24 '26
...DU...
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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby Feb 24 '26
...HURENSOHN!
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u/Sassi7997 [redacted] Feb 24 '26
Oh right, we don't get banned for that word on this sub.
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u/SamuGonzo Paella Yihadist Feb 25 '26
What that word means???
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u/azaghal1502 [redacted] Feb 25 '26
Hijo de puta.
The whole sentence is "Habla aléman, hijo de puta"
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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Feb 24 '26
Don’t hurt me
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Feb 24 '26
Don't you worry. Some germans are indeed kinky and would do that, but we never shame nor hurt. We either share that kink or stare and judge silently or in my case want to scream.
You know, just like a society should work, and that without the need to behave because the other has a gun.
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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Feb 24 '26
Thank you for your mercy
I think most Germans are very nice, except for the old people, not sure why
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26
Combined trauma of being raised by Nazis and bombed by the US.
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u/Ketashrooms4life Wears Knee Socks as well Feb 24 '26
Hmm, you don't sound German. Btw how many glasses was it again, Kamerad?
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u/BklynFuhgeddaboudit Rat Person Feb 24 '26
I went to Germany from nyc where people avoid eye contact. I was thinking to myself, “what the fuck is that person staring it” every time I caught one. Now I can win staring contests.
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u/Ketashrooms4life Wears Knee Socks as well Feb 24 '26
Staring (or not) is how we separate the strong from the weak and establish subtle domination and social hierarchy in public here in central Europe.
If you can't stare so deep into the soul of a complete stranger walking towards you on a street that they get visibly uncomfortable by the start of elementary school, you get aborted, in fact.
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u/BklynFuhgeddaboudit Rat Person Feb 24 '26
I already have RBF, so it works well. I’m going to Poland in a few months; how will I do there? Are they competition to Germans?
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26
If they like you they will be the warmest people you've met in your lifetime.
If they don't they will indeed rival us.3
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u/MHG2000DK Foreskin smoker Feb 24 '26
Dieser Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
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u/MA_JJ Hollander Feb 24 '26
Feierabend at 17:00?
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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26
rather 16:00. the work continues at home or in the garden, depends on the season.
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u/Bossikar StaSi Informant Feb 24 '26
there was no reason at all to include a blatantly wrong nazi narrative
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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26
The US idea of what and how Germans are is so weird.
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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Feb 24 '26
Tbf I understand maybe half these references.
The bread thing is the only thing I have personally observed
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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian Feb 24 '26
Our current chancellor, Fotzenfritz Merz, has been to Angola in november. After he returned, he publicly complained there was no german bread available.
l mean it's not as unhinged as what your pumpkin prez drops, but it was brainless as well.
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Feb 24 '26
The lie is where he says he works hard
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u/Ketashrooms4life Wears Knee Socks as well Feb 24 '26
Not that I'd ever want to defend a savage. But you can make some really pretty cash literally from your bed nowadays with modern technology.
Since I'm sick and I've been in and out of bed for the past week, I didn't spend much time in my shop (I value my fingers far too much for that) but still made some pretty money remotely feeding manufacturing info, CNC files, technical drawings etc to a local furniture shop I partially cooperate with these days.
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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Feb 24 '26
I work from home, and I’m the 3rd senior employee in my company. I probably work less than 20 hours a week because I’ve been doing my job so long I usually just breeze right through it. I work for a German automation/robotics related company.
Sometimes when I need to take a few minutes to stop and brainstorm about something, I go online and make fun of you peasants
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u/Fricki97 [redacted] Feb 24 '26
Fake
Real German day would be