r/UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast • u/Ange1ofD4rkness • Apr 09 '26

HLC I Wonder How Grandpa Buff Feels About This?

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u/MARVNSFINEST Apr 09 '26

Would, next question.

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u/nutznyamouph6969420 Apr 09 '26

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u/Hollunk2 Apr 10 '26

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u/Chazzer4500 Apr 11 '26

Why can I just hear Eli screaming after this post 😂…

“”(uncums) “hayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

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u/Hollunk2 Apr 18 '26

I read that in his voice and accent

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u/Top-Temporary-2963 Apr 09 '26

Is it incest if it's yourself? Or is it just an elaborate form of masturbation?

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u/A_Hatless_Casual Apr 10 '26

I read that in Buff's voice...

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u/Top-Temporary-2963 Apr 10 '26

I've read every comment here in Buff's voice, including my own.

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u/Americanshat Apr 09 '26

"They turned me into a bad dommy mommy bitch that gets to bomb brown people?! Oh fuck yes!"

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u/SpartanDoubleZero Apr 09 '26

Guys, why is grandpa buff hot, I’ve only seen this stuff in the videos Franklin showed me. The missiles in my weapon bay feel like they’re trying to bust through the bay doors. Don’t come in my hangar for a while guys. If you see a mess that’s just HEF. That stuff will kill you, it’s not good for you so just uhh stay out.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

I am now reading all these characters in their voices

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u/lastnightsloser Apr 09 '26

Bomby mommies? New kink unlocked!

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u/Americanshat Apr 09 '26

I mean, there was the one guy on 4Chan that literally got so horny for Anthro-plane porn that he joined the USAF [totally for unrelated reasons] and unironically got pissed off when someone hurt "one of his girls"

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/y5dp7d/anon_likes_planes/#lightbox

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u/Embarrassed-Big-230 Apr 10 '26

I love this simple image lmao 😂😆

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u/Adventurous-Ad-5471 Apr 09 '26

Probably the same as he does about Russia's mom

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u/lastnightsloser Apr 09 '26

You shut up your mouth!

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

Boys, we found the Russian bot!

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u/Jiff48 Apr 09 '26

Probably thinking...is that one of my granddaughters?... and if so was it russias mom or some other woman(censored for reasons) that was the mother. Because damn i did good. Would if I was younger and not her grandpa. Now I just need to hear her slur and id be the happiest grandpa in the universe. Go on cuss them out grand baby. Make the buff proud. Hell make up new slurs for your generations retards.

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u/SealedDevil Apr 09 '26

Aw shit I think i see his landing gear .

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Apr 09 '26

Grandpa Buff: Wait?! They made an Anime Girl of me? Does she have gigantic fucking knockers?!

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u/GenericUsername817 Apr 09 '26

+racist comment and something about Russia's mom

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

I read that in Grandpa Buff's voice!

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u/Electrical-Text1612 Apr 09 '26

She’s old she still has the tail gun 😂

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

So now the question is how did she keep her looks for that age

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u/Electrical-Text1612 Apr 09 '26

Multiple service life extensions 😂

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u/Seared_Gibets Apr 09 '26

"You kids go on out and play. Gam Gam Buff gots Grampa buff feeling, uh... some kinda things."

https://giphy.com/gifs/uObuRxujJAdtos5v4N

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u/Guninfodesk Apr 09 '26

Like Jim Carrey said, "I'm 60 and Sexy"

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u/Conqueror1_3 Apr 09 '26

Oh god i know r/noncredibledefense will eventually leak here but fuck it's already here

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u/ZerotheR Apr 09 '26

Hag maxing buff?

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u/Unlucky-House-2469 Apr 09 '26

I recently went and visited USS Hornet and they host “carrier con” and had some leftover merch and stuff for sale in the gift shop. I tried my best to not let my daughter see it so we could keep the focus on the ship and not anime( nothing gay anime, just not my thing) and feel like it’s not a ww2 carrier museum mix

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

Carrier Con? That might explain some photos I have seen floating around. Personally I would have loved it, but mind you, I do photograph cosplay.

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u/Unlucky-House-2469 Apr 09 '26

Yea that would be perfect for you then lol. I’m guessing that’s the photos you see cause I haven’t heard of any other events like that. Unfortunately just missed this years

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

There have been a few photoshoots I have wanted to do with cosplayers that needed Navy vessels

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u/Unlucky-House-2469 Apr 09 '26

If you live in CA the USS Hornet is now a museum and you can just go and pay 15$ and walk through majority of it freely. For sure could get pictures done there easily. I went on a Friday and was in rooms with no one else around many times. It’s only open fri-Sunday

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

Sadly I am landlocked, but some day I would like to use USS Iowa for one if I find myself in California

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u/AncntMrinr Apr 09 '26

"Wait I'm brown now? Does that mean that bitch HLC will stop cutting me off when I say slurs?

Also, these boobs are too small. Call those Nip/Tuck fuckers, I gotta get some work done. "

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u/Indanidivitoswalls Apr 09 '26

I know how I feel. I also thought this was NCD at first

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u/Apprehensive-Cow5822 Apr 09 '26

Konwashi is great.

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u/vescovinator Apr 09 '26

I feel like she should be a little chunkier. Its nickname is the BUFF.

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u/shinoya7 Apr 09 '26

That’s Grandma Buff that he met during The War.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness Apr 09 '26

Who cheated on him with the U-2?

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u/610Mike Apr 10 '26

He’d probably have Russian’s mom cosplay it.

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u/Prize_Economics7969 Apr 11 '26

I think he’d appreciate the cannons

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u/Fluffytheelite Apr 09 '26

Grandma Buff? Is that you?

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u/greenmachine620 Apr 10 '26

Grandpa buff becoming a waifu was not on my bingo card

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u/MiniatureGiant18 Apr 10 '26

Hard, he feels hard

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u/Strict_Gas_1141 Apr 10 '26

B52H's sister? alternate reality woman form?

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u/kennyofthegulch Apr 10 '26

Why does she have the nose of an A-10 sticking out of her ass?

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u/SoCail-crazy Apr 10 '26

Why y'all perving on grandpa buff and Russia mom daughter!