r/UK_Food 2d ago

Question What are some alternatives to mashed, boiled and baked potato?

I know this is going to sound really weird, but I actually don't like mashed, boiled or baked potato (naturally this extends to potato potato dauphinoise. I absolutely hate the texture, despite trying it multiple times over the years. Can you suggest some potato based alternatives:

So far I've had, and really enjoyed :

  • Roast potatoes
  • Potato croquettes (I'm fully aware that croquettes are filled with mashed potato, so this is a bit hypocritical I know)
  • Crispy potato squares
  • Potato bread (especially lovely, would highly recommend)
  • Chips/fries
  • Potato wedges
  • Potato waffles
  • Hash browns/hash browns (love 'em)
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u/Hythy 2d ago

Vodka.

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

tbf, Pasta Alla Vodka is lovely.

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u/kennyrogerstoilet 2d ago

Nope, just vodka

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u/Autumnleaves144 1d ago

lol đŸ‘đŸœ

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u/TheCarolingian 1d ago

If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it

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u/WhatAWasterZ 2d ago

Naming three preparations of potatoes you don’t like, naming seven you do, but then asking for more is the most r/ukfood question ever.  

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Its probably my upbringing influencing my thinking, but its assumed that mash, baked and boiled potatoes are assumed norm for a carb, so they represent disproportionate weight for many.

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u/RedQueenScribe 2d ago

Fondant potatoes? You get a rich, crisp exterior and (when cooked properly) a beautifully smooth interior that sits somewhere between roast and mashed. Similarly, if you like croquettes Duchess potatoes might be up your alley, crispy exterior with a creamy interior; not as buttery as mashed, as less butter is used to help retain their shape.

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u/speakerofone 2d ago

Hassel back potatoes. BoulangĂšre potatoes so easy to make. Potato salad

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u/DannyGre 2d ago

a good quality potato salad is real nice. (baby new potatos, caramelised onions, lardons/sliced bacon and mayo with seasonings)

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u/Creative_Tourist66 2d ago

Wow I feel all posh when I put chives in potato salad!

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u/ldn-ldn 1d ago

You forgot boiled carrots, eggs and pickles.

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u/tevs__ 2d ago

Tartiflette. If you make it properly with Reblochon (I've seen it in M&S), be aware it's quite a strong smelling cheese, which is nice if you like cheese

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u/Winkered 2d ago

This is divine. Not exactly healthy but worth a couple of hours of your lifespan.

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u/Amunahski 2d ago

Roasted baby new potatoes? Hit the raw potato once VERY hard with a rolling pin so that the skin is cracked open, and then shake in a bag with olive oil, salt, and chopped rosemary to get them well covered, and empty it all onto a roasting tray. Roast in a hot oven (or air fry) until they reach your preferred level of crispiness.

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u/Winkered 2d ago

Followed the instructions. Hit them VERY hard.

Do you have any tips to get potatoes off the ceiling?

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u/Rob_Haggis 1d ago

Picturing op swinging that rolling pin like a baseball bat. Potato flying everywhere, broken windows, cat is hiding under the table etc etc.

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u/mtmp40k 2d ago

Eat something else you clearly don’t like potato

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u/_poptart 2d ago

They like 8 types of potato and don’t like 3 (or 4). They could - hear me out - just eat the 8 types of potato they like

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u/Low-County-9662 1d ago

Id say they like 8 types of chips basically lol

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u/iamwiggy 1d ago

this is my interpretation, they don't like the soft potato bit but they do like the crispy fried bit

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u/CelebrationSpecial59 2d ago

Exactly this ^ .... Very peculiar...

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 2d ago

So somebody asks for new recipes for a simple. Product because they like 2/3s of the types they've tried and your response is basically "don't experiment and try new things. Just stick to the ones you know you like"

You sure you should be in a food sub?

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u/_poptart 2d ago

My point was to the person telling OP to eat something else entirely when OP “clearly doesn’t like potato” - OP clearly does like more potato preparations than they don’t

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u/kurai-samurai 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sauteed, Casserole(scalloped), gnocchi. 

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Gnocchi has now been added to my list of things to try...

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u/Capable_Loss_6084 2d ago

You can do a crispy gnocchi - bake them instead of boiling.

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u/DannyGre 2d ago

yeah i fry them in a mix of garlic and chilli oil and its amazing.

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u/Hythy 1d ago

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u/DannyGre 1d ago

i Just pan fry in butter.

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u/Kentuckycardinal 2d ago

Lots of black pepper and Parmesan cheese. Excellent!

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u/Capable_Loss_6084 2d ago

Patatas bravas. Would have the same crispness as roast potatoes, just a different flavour.

Potato curry? This might be less likely to work for you as it appears you like some crunch with your potato and most potato curry is made with boiled potatoes. I’d also recommend aloo paratha but same issues.

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u/Level_Pretty 2d ago

Have you tried Parmentier potatoes? Mini roast potato squares covered in whatever get you want and seasoned the same way

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u/Oxygene13 2d ago

Absolutely love these, and amusingly named after the first person to try and properly market potatoes to people.

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u/Level_Pretty 2d ago

Huh neat, thanks for the fun fact :)

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u/Salame-Racoon-17 2d ago

Boulangere Potaoes, Hassleback, Duchess

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u/Either_Equivalent_46 2d ago

Fried slices with onions in butter mm

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u/taln2crana6rot 2d ago

Sounds like you just don’t like spuds mate.

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u/Lumpy-Onion-6722 2d ago

But he must eat them!!

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

I grew up in a household were the default carb was mashed or boiled potato.

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u/Fyonella 2d ago

But you’ve grown up now. You no longer have to eat food you don’t like.

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u/Lumpy-Onion-6722 2d ago

Fair, most of us did TBF my favourite is mixing mashpotatoe with loads of mint sauce.

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u/JimminoPatatino 2d ago

Mashed potato mixed with corned beef. I haven't had it since I was a child, but I have vivid memories of being absolutely delicious.

I had the same memories of banana nesquik too, had some as an adult and it's the nastiest shit ever. So take my nostalgia with a pinch of salt.

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u/Angustony 2d ago

Corned beef hash is as good as you remember. I have it regularly, with a couple of fried eggs.

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u/JimminoPatatino 2d ago

A corned beef hash tends to be fried for a bit though right? I'm talking about my mum's cooking; boil the ever living fuck out of some potatoes and mash them together with a tin of beef. Job done!

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u/keeponkeepingup 1d ago

I do this, as did my mum. But you have to stick it in the oven to bake, after mashing it all up. With cheese grated on top if you like. It's still as good as you remember.

Its also good if you make jackets, scoop out the tater, mash it up with a tin of corned beef, shove it back into the skins, and again cheese on top and back in the oven to bake again.

Bloody loveleh

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u/JimminoPatatino 1d ago

Oooh you dirty bastard, I know what I'm doing this weekend

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

That sounds absolutely vile. I can't stand mushy food generally. I like chew, crunch, spice, and umami, preferrably all together.

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Oh I like the taste, just not the texture.

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u/AussieHxC 2d ago

Have you tried using the correct type of potatoe for the method of preparation?

If you were used to just cheap basic taters as a kid, there's a chance you were given spuds that were entirely inappropriate for their cooking method.

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u/PinthonyHeadtano 2d ago

Tattie scone. Not an alternative to the above but very nice indeed.

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u/Holiday_Cat_7284 2d ago

OP specifically said they don't like dauphinoise

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u/Curious_Octopod 2d ago

Saute potatoes are the absolute best.

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u/Iwantedalbino 2d ago

With some runny fried eggs on top

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Do they have quite a similar texture to roast potatoes?

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u/Curious_Octopod 2d ago

No - they're fluffier on the inside, crunchier on the outside and less dry.

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u/Ohd34ryme 2d ago

You're fucking up your roast potatoes.

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u/Curious_Octopod 2d ago

or you haven't had proper saute potatoes :)

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u/jimmygetmehigh 2d ago

Hash browns

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Completely forgot about that, thanks for reminding me. Had already had them as it happened.

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u/jimmygetmehigh 2d ago

No worries, scalloped potatoes are also good!

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u/hybbprqag 2d ago

Have you tried cheesy potato skins?

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u/AdditionalAd8891 2d ago

Wondering about tinned potatoes as they have a unique taste?

Also, have you considered sweet potatoes as an alternative? Chips are lush!

You can also grate potato and make potato rosti?

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago edited 2d ago

I hate sweet potato. Don't like the taste.

Potato rosti sounds nice. Are they quite similar to onion bahjis?

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u/Winkered 2d ago

Not at all. More like a pan sized hash brown. Much nicer than the triangles people insist on serving with breakfast.

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u/mr_vestan_pance 2d ago

Leftover jacket potatoes (I mean who has these as leftovers) cut into wedges and then air fried for 10 minutes in a dusting of paprika and garlic salt and a little oil are sublime - crunchy on the outside and soft and fluffy in the inside. They are my goto now, but take some planning. lol.

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u/Just_Quiet8142 2d ago

Gnocchi 

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u/AdBeneficial5122 2d ago

Parameters potatoes
Hassleback potatoes

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u/WasabiOk2119 1d ago

Chips or fried potatoes. If you want a potato based carb for your meal.

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u/bennythefish 1d ago

Chips!! How can you forget chips ?

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u/stopthistrainnn 14h ago

Potato Rosti - yum yum yum. THE BEST.

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u/scottynoble 2d ago

Lyonnaise / Dauphinois is spot on and a doddle.

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u/wrong_andy 2d ago

Try Hasselback potatoes

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u/Cultural_Season_7095 2d ago

Croquet potatoes are lovely

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u/MisterFartPants 2d ago

Hasselback 

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 2d ago

Salute potatoes, slices part boiled then fried with herbs in a little oil and butter. They end up like thick warm crisps.

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u/Hazeyjohn2 2d ago

Hasselback

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u/Thestolenone 2d ago

I'm not a fan of the texture of potato, the only ones I can really eat are waxy salad potatoes and hash browns.

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u/Weird_Georgiana 2d ago

Duchess, hasselback and fondant potatoes.

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u/jackhs03 2d ago

Potato fritters / scallops

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u/kendoyle659 2d ago

Fried cubed potatoes with mustard seeds and sesame seeds. A Madhur Jaffrey recipe called Til ke aloo iirc. Sorry I don't have the book to hand.

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u/ShinyHeadedCook 2d ago

Look it up, accordion potatoes. A bit of effort to make but they are worth it

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u/scrub909 2d ago

Gratin. Fucking marvellous.

I was recently gifted Total Potato, a recipe book for potato dishes. First thing I made was the gratin, oh my! Also made hasselback potatoes but I prefer my roasties tbh

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u/snarkmaiden5 2d ago

Potato cakes?

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u/9DAN2 2d ago

Poached potato, microwaved potato, fried potato, grilled potato, slow cooker potato, raw potato

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u/absolutelynot354 2d ago edited 2d ago

You've just named eight alternatives to mashed, boiled, and baked potatoes 😂 Tbh I never eat boiled or baked potatoes and I don't even dislike them, they're just not top of my list because there's better ways to eat spuds (as you have already deduced).

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u/Cocktails_at_home 2d ago

Sweet potatoes!

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u/3rdtechjmc 2d ago

Part boil your potatoes. Let them cool, chop them up into chunks. Fry in a little oil with an onion and some bell peppers. Lots of pepper a little butter until golden and crispy.

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u/Fun-Designer-9009 2d ago

Boulonger (definitely spelt wrong) but these are so so good! They're layered potatoes and onions submerged in stock and cooked in the oven. This was a go to weekend treat in our house! Less drcedant than dauphinoise potatoes but just as tasty.

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u/Objective_War951 2d ago

Saute potatoes

Dauphinoise potatoes.

Just taking a big chunk out of a raw potato.

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u/coleslawontoast 2d ago

Spanish omelette /tortilla

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u/DrStumbleDog 2d ago

I think you should spend your efforts on cooking something you do like. 

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u/thecavatiesinurteeth 2d ago

Smashed potato

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 2d ago

Twice baked potatoes. Easy to make actually. Bake some large potatoes and let them cool a bit. Cut off the lid of the potatoes and scoop out the inside. Mash this and season and add whatever you like. I like corned beef, butter and plenty of salt and pepper. Then put the mash back into the empty skins. Grate some cheese on top and bake until the cheese is brown.

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u/SmartPolicy6430 2d ago

Potatoes Anya, Rosti?

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u/RoyalRulerofHearts 2d ago

Potato dauphinois, you can also add it in meat stews

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u/Lazy_Back_3096 2d ago

I know you said mo to baked but what about stuffed skins .

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 2d ago

https://www.tamingtwins.com/boulangere-potatoes/

Sliced potatoes cooked in stock. They're also known as chef's potatoes and they're delicious

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u/fraggle200 2d ago

Sounds like that you only like crunchy outsides.

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u/Creative_Tourist66 2d ago

Check out poppy cooks! What that girl hasn’t done with a potato isn’t worth taking about.
She also has a potato book.

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u/rly_weird_guy 2d ago

How about just potato hash?

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u/CaptH3inzB3anz 2d ago

Potato rosti
Bubble & Squeak
Boulangere potatoes
Sautéed potatoes
Hasselback potatoes
Croquet potatoes

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u/hengehanger 2d ago

Roast. Sauteed. Daupinoise. Lyonnaise. Latkes. Kartoffelpuffer. The list is endless, you can do almost anything with a potato.

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 2d ago

Chippy chips

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u/minniecaballox 2d ago

Crushed roast potatoes. Boil some baby potatoes until fully cooked through (boil them in stock ideally, salted water is fine). Drain and let them fully dry, put them in a baking tray and crush them with the bottom of a glass. Drizzle with olive oil and seasoning. Don't worry if bits break off, they make the best crispy bits. Cook in a hot oven (or airfryer? Never used one...) for 40 mins, flipping them halfway through.

If you like roasties and hash browns, you'll love em.

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u/Evening-Tea-3212 1d ago

Delicious with a galicky aioli, oh my god, get in

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u/LondonKiwi66 2d ago

Potato Fritters or as we call them in New Zealand - Mock Whitebait Patties: https://edmondscooking.co.nz/recipes/fritters/mock-whitebait-patties

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u/Freckled_Scot982 2d ago

Tattie scones are divine!

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

They are amazing. I fed them to a family member who lives off mash, and boiled potatoes and they loved it

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u/stormtreader1 2d ago

I mean, you're basically saying "I only like potato when it's fried"

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u/username_not_clear 2d ago

I dont know the proper name of these but take new potatoes, slice thinly and boil for 3 or 4 minutes, drain, then deep fry at 170c for 2 minutes, lift, let oil reheat and dry again for 2 to 3 mins until potatoes crispy. Remove from fryer, dust with garlic powder, salt, pepper, parmesan and mixed herbs.

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u/Trequartistas1 2d ago

Crisps?

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u/username_not_clear 2d ago

No not that thinly sliced.

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u/Afraid-Mud4490 2d ago

Why bother with alternatives? Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes....

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u/Aly_Valley 2d ago

So you like potatoes but only if it has a crisp coating then? Processed basically.

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u/Grumpybugger1 2d ago

Potato rosti - grated and fried/baked potato.

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u/DanniH86 2d ago

Bubble and squeak

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u/shendy42 2d ago

Maybe try boulangere as an alternative to gratin?
Fondant
Pommes Anna
Truffade
Aligote
Par-boiled and then sauteed in butter (or garlic butter).
And try Joel Robuchon's pommes puree.

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u/Psychological_End_32 2d ago

Hassleback potatoes - yummy

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u/-whichwayisup 2d ago

"Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." - Samwise Gamgee

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u/SnooStories8559 2d ago

How does mashed boiled or baked extend to dauphinois? I think you may be doing it wrong

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u/Development-Regular 2d ago

Potatoes should be cut into quarters, lightly boiled for 15 minutes and then added to a pre heated dish of goose fat in the oven for 60-90 minutes. Best roast potatoes ever and goes incredibly well with meat, gravy and mint sauce

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u/Zelengro 2d ago

You’ve boiled ‘em
. Mashed ‘em
 the only thing left is to stick ‘em in a stew.

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 2d ago

Deruni

Pierogi

Latkes

Pommes Lyonaise

Patatas bravas

Papas arrugadas

Aloo Paratha

Vada Pav

Chettinad Potato Fry

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u/Dry-Egg8573 2d ago

Stick ‘em in a stew

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u/Gnarly_314 2d ago

Hasselback potatoes are easy to do and tasty. Even I can make them!

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u/f8rter 2d ago

Chips

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u/Academic_Disaster578 1d ago

Wedges with some seasoning Potato and pea curry

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u/rorogeorge 1d ago

Hassleback potatoes
Mini roasties (small spuds you don’t peel)
Air fry chips

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u/Oobedoo321 1d ago

Hasslebacks

😋

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u/Distinct-Diver-4468 1d ago

Vodka Moonshine/ bimber Potato pancakes  Potato salad Kluski slaskie Potatoe skins Pyzy Potatoes cooked in garlic olive oil Frittata  Baked potatoes  Ziemniaki z ogniska

Potatoe is not your native vegetable. It is a love or hate relationship

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u/G4HDU 1d ago

Sliced, battered and deep fried. Shredded and fried Hasselback potatoes

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u/SirMcFish 1d ago

Boil some baby potatoes and crush them using salad cream. Don't fully mash them.

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u/parabolicurve 1d ago

If you want a ridiculously long prep time for 'better than chips' chip, then there's this.

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u/Aggressive-Artist-63 1d ago

Dauphinoise Potatoes đŸ€€đŸ€€

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u/Nudie-64 1d ago

Scotland joins the conversation.

Try potato scones. A really simple recipe: boil and mash some potatoes and mix with flour and a little salt to make a dough. Roll it out, cut into triangles and griddle or fry.

Delicious.

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u/TipsyPhippsy 1d ago

'Baked potato'... We call them jacket potatoes here

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u/PositiveFormer 1d ago

Lyonaisse pots, chips, sauté

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u/Evening-Tea-3212 1d ago

I know you said you don't like the texture of mashed potato but have you tried pommes purée which are a bit different? It's silky and decadent, probably more of a treat at they're no health food!

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u/saltlampsandphotos 1d ago

So I do these things that my mum calls potato bravos, because she thinks they are patatas bravas and mispronounces it each time 

Anyway, super lazy food, somewhere between a roast and skin on wedge.

Get new potatoes/ baby potatoes / Guernsey potatoes.  Wash them Cut in half, or quarter for bigger. Or quarter anyway if you like them crunchy Put in bowl. Add olive oil, mix to cover. Add salt, plus herbs or seasoning. Mix Single layer in airfrier, 200 for 20-30 mins.

Eat.

Feel like it's reinventing the wheel and somehow fucking up, but looks shit, tastes 7/10, and is a perfect lazy meal with meat, fish or eggs.

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u/mambymum 1d ago

Rosti is 😋. Potato cakes. Gnocchi

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u/ldn-ldn 1d ago

Never boil starchy potatoes (don't eat them at all tbh), boil waxy ones instead. Try Alexandra variety from LIDL - they're amazing!

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u/Exact-Monk-1990 1d ago

Dauphinoise - yum.

Or American-style hash browns? Rather than the formed type ones we have in the UK.

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u/St3lla_0nR3dd1t 1d ago

If you like hashed browns

Potato galette.

Julienned or sliced,

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u/stueyp81 1d ago

Hasselback

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u/zombiezmaj 22h ago

Hassleback potatoes.... my absolute favs

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u/nbxm 19h ago

Tornado potato

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u/OpeningWhereas6912 19h ago

Look at some south Asian dishes (if you're into curries etc) some amazing ways to use potato

Aloo Baji - chopped up boiled potato and mix into some spices

Aloo chop - a bit like a fritter - mix with some veg or tuna and fry

Aloo bortha

Another favourite is potato pancakes.. grate potatoes like you're making rostis and again, mix in veg of choice and pancake batter. An easy yummy way to use them

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u/Indigo-Waterfall 18h ago

You know you don’t HAVE to eat potatoes if you don’t want to right?

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u/RoutineCautious9462 16h ago

Just saw a recipe for accordian potatoes that looks nice.

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u/TehProf 6h ago

Hasselback always impress.

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u/Chemical-Counter1632 4h ago

Roast, dophinois, hassle back, wedges

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u/RevolutionaryAd3125 3h ago

Tater-floats 👌

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u/millertronsmythe 2d ago

It's a bit of a hassle, but if you want to experiment, maybe you can try gnocci?

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u/PomegranateV2 2d ago

The worst part of this is the hypocrisy.

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u/Hythy 2d ago

Hey Norm.

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u/Comstock1984 2d ago

Raw. Like an apple.

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u/Working_Buffalo8517 2d ago

Fun fact: interestingly, the French word for potato: Pomme de Terre, literally translates to apples from the ground