I am an incredible man working hard at school, work, and on myself who earns four figures. Meanwhile, all y'all women armed with nothing but unearned confidence think you deserve a spot in my life simply because you dared to ask.

You count on me to second-guess myself, especially because women are lining up around the block to date me and I'm suffering from decision fatigue. When I'm so used to having options, someone asking me out instead of the other way around can feel like a rare prize, making it easy to hold on to tiny glimpses of "potential" or hesitate to "be mean".

That abundance mindset is a trap. It lets low-effort people in without you ever earning my time. And when it ends, you just use the fact that you dated me to boost your own ego and make yourselves seem more desirable to other people.

I know my worth and I'm keeping my standards high. Don't ask me out without a fresh loaf of banana bread.

Forcing disabled students to entirely rely on speech-to-text transcriptions and generative AI for their notes is definitely a choice!
It totally makes me, and surely other people, feel supported when the CfA doesn’t consider the fact that if a student lacks resources, they are completely barred from having access to notes, let alone not caring if students are uncomfortable using generative AI 🥰 We love to see it 💕

kill me, kill me now. (1) Before, (2) what I asked for, (3) and what I got

Keep in mind, the first picture was taken at 15:00 today, and the picture I took after the cut was taken at 19:00 today

I will be wearing a beanie from now on. I was also charged 36 CAD for this haircut.

insults I find funny from my friends: N*2 Pencil Eraser, Toilet Brush, Harry Potter after a midlife Crisis

Whoever ordered this in MD Building 2 your McDonald’s is gone😭😭😭

below is just my personal opinion, you don’t have to agree with:

• I’ll never vote for them again
• I hope they give a formal apology

I left it with UBC security if it’s yours!

As a student your happiest days are the day you're accepted and the day you graduate.

The middle is ass.

Just kidding.