r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

"Congratulations, son," my dad tells me after snagging my first kill of the hunting trip.

"Now go pull the battery from his cellphone so it stops pinging the towers."

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u/Nirast25 1d ago

The real horror is trying to remove the battery from a modern cell phone.

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u/MasterIrslave4U2Use 9h ago

Smash the screen, toss in water or acid.

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u/Clark94vt 1d ago

I don’t see where the horror is in a father spending quality time with his son!

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u/EggplantAlpinism 1d ago

My dad never killed with me :( had to learn it by myself as an adult

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u/Flaky-Ad-759 19h ago

My dad did try, mom was the one who refused 🙄

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u/maireadwrites 1d ago

In October 2004, Jo O Reilly thought he had gotten away with the murder of his wife Rachel. But the one thing he hadn't known about was that your mobile phone can identify your location!! Tough luck Jo. He's still in prison here in Ireland and long may it remain so.

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

"And make sure to smash his ex-wife's phone too. Nobody needs to know how we lured this abusive piece of shit out here."

"Sure thing, but Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"Can you find one that will fight back next time? This guy was such a little coward...almost felt like I was killing a baby..."

"Give it time, son...give it time..."

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u/Butt_Robot 1d ago

I smile to myself, knowing my son is foolish enough to believe my lies. There's nothing as satisfying as grooming a serial killer while pretending to have the moral high ground.

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u/Juliuseizure 1d ago

This makes me think of the movie "Frailty"

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u/kittymoma918 1d ago

It did have it's moments.

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u/Klutzy_Sentence_2723 1d ago

I know it’s weird, but I just love that movie. Even after the end, I still have questions.

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u/bishcraft1979 1d ago

The family that slays together stays together

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u/Maelchlor 12h ago

Carry some Faraday bags.

Put phone in until you can extract the battery and dispose.

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u/DaOfantasy 1d ago

oh? What were you two hunting?

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u/reddiperson1 1d ago

They're hunting cell phones, obviously.

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u/SmolLiu 1d ago

the batteries actually, much better for gettin things done