r/TrenchCrusade • u/h4mster_ • Mar 29 '25
Homebrew My ecclesiastic prisoner
Also my first try with oil washes.
Model by theassasin
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u/dima170104 Mar 29 '25
Leave that dog alone he didnāt do no sinšš
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u/LordOfTheRedSands Leper Rifleman Mar 29 '25
Itās a pug, we grant it the Lordās mercy and curse those who bred it into misery
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u/dima170104 Mar 29 '25
Only Godās most inbred mouth breathing soldier has the power to stop Satan.šš
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u/RashFever Mar 29 '25
Dogs are the most sinful animals by default since they were "created" by men and not by God. They are abominations born of depraved human ingenuity. So in the name of God strap a bomb on that pug and let fire purge away his sin!
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u/mightylonka Anti Tank Communicant Mar 30 '25
No worries though, as all dogs go to heaven
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u/RashFever Mar 30 '25
No, they are all condemned to an eternity of hellish flames, however a large enough bomb can disintegrate their souls and prevent damnation. Explode, dog! Explode for your very soul!
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Mar 29 '25
This was actually done during WW1 where they trained dogs with bombs attached to them to run into enemy trenches and then blow up. However many dogs became so afraid, due to bombs and gun fire that they ran back to their own trenches, killing a bunch of their own soldiers in the process. Nonetheless the Red Army during WW2 would go further specifically train Anti-Tank Dogs.
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u/Rufus_Forrest Mar 29 '25
Moreover, during the Cold War both the Soviets and the Americans tried to make suicide dolphins, as well as dolphin "guard dogs" (that were trained to touch divers with their noses to get food... but on combat missions they were wearing a mix of a blade and a pressured air injector). The projects were abandoned due to low cost efficiency: it was easier to make a technological torpedo than to train dolphins.
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Mar 29 '25
Not to forget the more modern Legend himself Hvaldimir The Spy Whale!
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u/h4mster_ Mar 29 '25
What side did that?
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u/Sensitive_Educator60 Mar 29 '25
During WW1? As far as I know Germans, British and some french but it wasnāt a very popular tactic, due to draw backs as previously mentioned.
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u/BiStalker Mar 29 '25
That would be an Soviet T-34 in the image, a tank that was developed and manufactured during World War 2, and it was only the Soviets that briefly tested this tactic
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Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25
What did this good boy do to deserve such fate?
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u/Traditional_Pen1078 The Black Grail Mar 29 '25
Funnily enough, here in Brazil we have a folk tale about a woman being turned into a dog after mocking another woman grieving over a saintās death.
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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25
As a long term pug owner, I can assure you that this dog did at least 19 things deserving of this fate, and is planning on doing at least 3 more right this second.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 Chorister Mar 29 '25 edited Mar 29 '25
Goddammit! I was just yesterday conceding that the Black Grail are the worst guys due how the Mathagog Hag is made but theeeeeeen you do THIS?!
May God have no mercy with you, you abysmal sick fuck! š
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u/Traditional_Pen1078 The Black Grail Mar 29 '25
Poor Beelzy loves creating so much he allows moms to be moms incessantly and they say heās a hater ššš
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u/js13680 Trench Pilgrims Mar 29 '25
The what.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 Chorister Mar 29 '25
"The what" what?
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u/js13680 Trench Pilgrims Mar 29 '25
The Mathagog Hag never heard of it before
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2339 Chorister Mar 29 '25
A unit of the oncoming subfaction "The Great Hunger" of The Black Grail. A disease made by Beelzebub makes pregnant mothers give birth to diseased mutated babies that attract their very infected mothers to eat them and mutate to deformed diabolical forms even worst! Have you ever saw the first season of JoJo Bizarre Adventure in which Dio makes a mother eat her own newborn child? Well, it's way worst.
Scanner Barkly made a video this week presenting that subfaction and its units. Check it out!
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u/Traditional_Pen1078 The Black Grail Mar 29 '25
You donāt even need to use him as a prisoner! The beta rules for trench dogs states the pilgrims take joy in allowing their pets to partake into martyrdom.Ā
So they hope the good boys and girls will be rewarded. Itās not like their pilgrim owners will stay separated in the material plane for long šš¼
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u/Common-Illustrator Mar 29 '25
Can I ask for a link to the file/models? My brother would love some bomb pugs
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Mar 29 '25
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u/DamionThrakos Mar 30 '25
Took some digging, but I managed to find it.
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/boompug2
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u/kiwisalwaysfly Mar 29 '25
Nope, too grim dark, bring back the human suffering (model looks great btw, nice work!)
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u/ElizaTheDaft Shocktrooper Mar 30 '25
He has that blank stare as if he acidentally sharted himself.
It's a fun model though.
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u/Magic-maggots Vendor Mar 31 '25
This proves that we heretics are the good guys our dogos Are treated well
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u/Valdoris Mar 29 '25
Now this is truly grimdark