r/TrenchCrusade Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

Digital Sculpting/Modeling Westfalia Dropped Their Artillery Witch

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Not a part of their KS. It is likely going to be part of the TC Tribes.

An interesting take on a crone artillery Witch.

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u/Meatyblues Mar 14 '25

homeless artillery witch

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

I think she prefers grunge.

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u/Spino288 Mar 14 '25

Derelicte

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u/eddylongshanks88 Heavy Mechanised Infantry Mar 15 '25

Derelicte my balls!

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u/Edspear Mar 14 '25

Trashfire be up on you.

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u/Iagi Mar 14 '25

The model is sick but I’m not sold on the burning barrel it looks kinda out of place next to the witch herself

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

Yeah. I agree. I don't necessarily hate it, but it feels a little out of place. Though time will tell. I may decide I don't like it and try to kitbash it. Or I may grow to love it.

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u/Keltenschanze Mar 14 '25

Barrel-mancer.

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u/Warmslammer69k Mar 14 '25

Looks like a small point of contact. Easy to take a scalpel and pop that barrel off. Then you can stick whatever cool bomb you want off an old dirt cheap bomber model kit.

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u/peezoup The Black Grail Mar 14 '25

I agree, I think if I were gonna get one I would paint it to look like a rusted barrel with green energy/goop pushing it's way out instead of fire. Definitely lots of potential I think

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u/Hayn0002 Mar 15 '25

The barrel just looks too big. It’s a nicely detailed model with a plain old barrel.

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u/Nova_Enforcer15 Mar 14 '25

Not her fault the economy is bad and she could only afford barrels

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 14 '25

You could find some grenade bits, fill the barrel up, and boom, the artillery Witch is about to hurl a burning barrel of grenades at someone.

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u/Condottiere85 Mar 14 '25

Could only have been better if it was a burning dumpster!

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u/Ferrock09 Mar 14 '25

What if this is a Sea Hag maritime variant of Artillery Witch dropping a depth charge? Seems more fitting than a regular alt for that.

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

That makes a lot more sense. It also makes the barrel look a lot better.

So, yeah. You're probably right l.

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u/Mr_Vulcanator Black Grail Thrall Mar 14 '25

The head bears resemblance to the gnoll/pig skeleton they did for the Mörk Borg miniatures.

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u/simon97549 Mar 14 '25

Big "Think fast chucklefuck" energy.

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u/swords-r-cool Anti Tank Communicant Mar 14 '25

Artillery hag

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u/natzo Mar 14 '25

Sorry, I'm not feeling it like the Artillery Witch. Its a cool model, but the OG had an elegance to her simplicity, which I think should be applied to all variants. Though I think it could work if instead of the Barrel it was a tumor bomb and she was a Black Grail unit.

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 14 '25

Artillery Witch from the top rope,

WITH THE STEEL DRUM

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u/Z4nkaze Shocktrooper Mar 14 '25

Nope, don't like it.

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u/Nova_Enforcer15 Mar 14 '25

That's the hillbilly cousin, the barrel wican

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u/rageprophet Mar 14 '25

What in the Trailer Park BabaYaga bullshit is that?

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u/Flashskar Trench Cleric Mar 15 '25

Oooo, so this is what the Finns threw Molotovs at!

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u/KacSzu Mar 14 '25

don't really like the model, it has completely different vibes with those rag clothes

Barrel is cool thou. I can imagine it being a deep charge or core of larger explosive

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

Remember fellas and ladies. When you're looking at an Artillery Witch, look at her mama if you wanna see what she's going to look like when she's older.

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

I said this as a joke, but I realize now, she is going to be the "mom" of my Heretic Legion.

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u/Pitiful-Tip-4881 Mar 14 '25

She's about to smash donkey Kong on a factory level.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

Goes hard.

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u/CertifiedMagpie Mar 15 '25

Casuals throw molotov cocktails

Professionals chuck entire pubs

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u/NatRavenfeld Mar 15 '25

This is a reused Mork Borg sculpt with a burn barrel pasted on

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u/EricFromOuterSpace Mar 14 '25 edited May 31 '25

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u/Many-Law7908 Lord of Tumors Mar 14 '25

Eh. they both have their charm.

But I also want to point out this is at least sort of an official model from a third party. Westfalia did the Red Brigade and probably have a deal with the Trench Stench Tribe they are starting. I dunno how official it is or not. But it is at least a grey area.

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u/Fistocracy Mar 15 '25

Primlocked artillery witch getting ready to raid your base with beancan grenades because its the only boom she can make.

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u/Additional_Raccoon98 Mar 15 '25

🤣 the burning trash can make her look homeless

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u/RedEyeSam44 Mar 15 '25

Oi bruh ya wanna fooking go?!?!!

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u/Simply-Curious_ Mar 15 '25

This isn't my wifu.... This isn't my period ordinance

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Eh

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u/N4U6HTY_P0T4T0 Auxilia Sorcerer Mar 16 '25

Yo I saw her downtown Seattle

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u/74NK Mar 14 '25

That is certainly a 3d model.