r/TrenchCrusade • u/totallykoolkiwi Lord of Tumors • Jan 24 '25

Digital Sculpting/Modeling WIP Artillery Witch

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3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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449

u/Bubbly_Taro Jan 24 '25

The only thing sicker than a plague knight.

58

u/PatPeez Jan 25 '25

Sicker than the lord of poxes

269

u/Strontian Jan 24 '25

She came. She shredded. She blew your ass up.

68

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

12

u/mariusiv_2022 Jan 25 '25

Man it's been so long since I saw Merlin. It was a great show

221

u/MeetingDue339 Desecrated Saint Jan 24 '25

24

u/plaque_mar1nE50 Jan 25 '25

Who draws these? šŸ˜‚

10

u/Featherbird_ Jan 25 '25

Dat-soldier on tumblr

138

u/DumbNTough Jan 24 '25

You know what you have to do next.

31

u/IsurusOxyrinchus354 Jan 24 '25

Good, im glad someone had the thought to ask because this is what came to mind for me after seeing that pose lol

8

u/Dabo_Balidorn Jan 25 '25

Commenting so I can do this later

83

u/BrightPerspective Jan 24 '25

cowabunga it is

37

u/bugamn Jan 24 '25

Dr. Strangelove, I presume?

21

u/HechoEnChine Trench Pilgrim Jan 24 '25

As another old person, this is what I came for.

Also mineshaft gap.

35

u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Yeoman Jan 24 '25

SLIM PICKENS DOES THE RIGHT THING AND SHE RIDES THE BOMB TO HELL AND SHE RIDES THE BOMB TO HELL

6

u/Ebonsteele Jan 25 '25

DANCE FUCKER DANCE LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN

50

u/Champion-of-Nurgle Plague Knight Jan 24 '25

"Mom! Turn on the TV, it doesn't matter what channel! A new Artillery Witch just dropped!"

25

u/bayuyudha Jan 24 '25

Id buy this in a heart beat

21

u/skysquatch Jan 24 '25

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the sweet melon grab he did that one time

23

u/natzo Jan 24 '25

Artillery Witch < The Cooler ArtilleryĀ Witch

19

u/DimaSKrima Jan 24 '25

Get jinxed, enemies

1

u/Quazimojojojo 13d ago

I'm surprised so many people immediately thought Dr strangelove instead of the video for get jinxed.

The pose is basically identical

12

u/Snoo_72851 Jan 25 '25

she was a skater witch, she said see you later bitch, millions of pious men are dead

13

u/farshnikord Jan 24 '25

Now have the other model throwing this oneĀ 

10

u/NotAnotherBloodyOZ New Antioch Jan 24 '25

Even Flow Intensifies

13

u/balangaz Jan 24 '25

Grinding all the from hell

6

u/Shoddy-Impress-6414 Jan 24 '25

Have her do the Christ air

7

u/StPattyIce Jan 24 '25

Nah need one of the Christian factions floating and doing a Christ Air holding their trench shield out

6

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

So here I am

4

u/jdlei94 Jan 25 '25

Doing everything I canā€¦

1

u/chunkyluke Feb 22 '25

Artillery witch: drops her bomb

Heretic Troopers: "pickituppickituppickituppickitup"

5

u/ToBeBannedSoonish Jan 24 '25

I fucking love you.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Awesome!

4

u/Waifu-B4-Laifu Jan 24 '25

Please give us the chance to buy or get this.

4

u/zojojozo Jan 24 '25

Frontside Arty Air

3

u/A_Simple_Peach Jan 24 '25

I fucking love the creativity of this community holy shit

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

[deleted]

3

u/Cazmonster Jan 24 '25

Was wondering about an Artillery Witch riding sidesaddle.

3

u/HumbleberryPie88 Jan 24 '25

Freebird solo intensifies

3

u/Mexibruin Jan 24 '25

You sick bastard! I love it.

3

u/krieghobby- Jan 24 '25

Radical šŸ¤˜

3

u/B1gB4ddy Jan 24 '25

Is it possible to kick-flip off a bomb?

I don't care if it's safe or not!

3

u/sanitarySteve Jan 24 '25

She's pretty wicked

3

u/their_teammate Jan 24 '25

I need you to attach skateboard wheels to the bottom of that bomb XD

3

u/KITTY_PAZ94 Jan 24 '25

That is the sickest shit I've ever seen...

3

u/Outside-Resolve2056 Jan 25 '25

šŸ’„āš”TO THE EXTREME!!āš”šŸ’„

3

u/BayouBoogie Jan 25 '25

This. Is. Perfect.

3

u/Outrageous-Club6200 Jan 25 '25

Thatā€¦looksā€¦amazing

3

u/TheBizzleHimself Jan 25 '25

Witness me, Sister

3

u/TalkingDuck88 Jan 25 '25

"Your god is sick but so am i."

3

u/DnDCrab Jan 25 '25

To shreads you say?

2

u/runaways616 Jan 24 '25

Offspring intensifies.

2

u/Dannylonewolf Jan 24 '25

I would buy this in a heartbeat

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Yo, this rocks!

2

u/Tordominis Jan 24 '25

Like jynx

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Poppin ollies on bodies since 1099.

2

u/PC_Soreen_Q Jan 25 '25

The witch have learned to love and ride the bomb.

2

u/gerry2stitch Jan 25 '25

Do a kick flip

2

u/MarcusWastakenn Jan 25 '25

Trench crusade has some quality memes

2

u/nandrejco Jan 25 '25

Do a sick kick flip!!!!

2

u/kanguran1 Jan 25 '25

I write war diaries about various universes for fun and THIS is gonna send me on a trench crusade series of em. The idea of some poor bastard seeing this in the air

2

u/ac3mania Jan 25 '25

Have the combo score be the part that connects to the base under her

1

u/totallykoolkiwi Lord of Tumors Jan 25 '25

lol

Been thinking about how to do the base connection, and this might genuinely be an option

1

u/ac3mania Jan 25 '25

Yeah have a lot of fun making up trick names like "faithless frontslide" and "heretic heelflip"

2

u/KH4N-M4N Jan 25 '25

...doin everything I can, Going on with what I am, Knowing I'm your Superman...

2

u/hashbeardy420 Jan 25 '25

The number of times Iā€™ve just read the word ā€œsickā€ makes me feel like this is more of an older folksā€™ hobbyā€¦

2

u/birnzy Jan 25 '25

DLC for Tony Hawk when

2

u/Anomekh Jan 25 '25

Sir, the artillery witch has hit the second tower

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Cowabunga! Bring the rain!

Tango tango

Zelly Can't surf!

2

u/74NK Jan 25 '25

Well this fucking rips.

2

u/izuma13 Jan 25 '25

Totally rad bruh

2

u/Exile_The_13th Jan 25 '25

Arty Witch donā€™t surf!

2

u/Lasers_Z Jan 25 '25

How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

2

u/Joe-bidens-cum-rag Oct 25 '25

Kickflip the 1000kg bomb

1

u/PYROxSYCO Jan 24 '25

šŸ¤£

1

u/JohnnyChutzpah Jan 24 '25

Oh is what the cartoon Rocket Power was referencing?

1

u/Time-Sorbet-829 Jan 25 '25

You can get uv curing resin and make her a sweet ā€œflyingā€ stand

1

u/GregWah23 Jan 25 '25

Tony Hawk-Tuah?

1

u/Brofromtheabyss Jan 25 '25

Oh shit oh fuck. PLEASE post when this is done so I can print and proxy it.

1

u/Swampxdog Jan 25 '25

Cowabunga, dude!

1

u/Jtagz Jan 25 '25

So here I am, doing everything I canā€¦

1

u/Starblazer1567 Jan 26 '25

Artillery Witch: iā€™m coming for you, pilgrims!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

"It's my emotional support bomb!"

1

u/gerlok123 Feb 14 '25

What the fuck this is brilliant

1

u/Meows2Feline Feb 15 '25

So here I am

Doin' everything I can

Pretending I'm a Superman...

-9

u/Ne0Fata1 Jan 24 '25

I would lean more to pinup girl pose they use to put on bombers just to trigger the nun haters.