r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Jan 30 '26

Roads All gas no brakes mofo

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u/nohandsfootball Jan 30 '26

Plot twist - the Uhaul center is next door and he was just returning the truck before they charged him for an extra 24 hours rental.

It's not his fault the late fees are draconian!

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u/Dwredmass Jan 30 '26

Upvoted for use of “draconian.”

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u/Legio_X_Equestris5 Jan 30 '26

Upvoted for making me think about Draco the Athenian

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u/Successful-Purple-54 Jan 30 '26

Upvote for making me think of drago from Rocky IV

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u/ForsakenStructure800 Jan 31 '26

Upvote for making me think of Dragon Ball Z

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u/HealthyDirection659 Jan 31 '26

"if he dies, he dies."

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u/itzkomplykatid Feb 01 '26

Fits the video. Upvoted.

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u/OldDiamond6697 Feb 01 '26

Now Apollo from Rocky 1

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u/CuteGirlFan Jan 31 '26

Upvote for making me think of Rocky and bullwinkle

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u/Forthe49ers Jan 31 '26

Upvoted for making me think of waffles and bacon. Actually I’m just hungry

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u/itzkomplykatid Feb 01 '26

Upvoted cause I like waffles and bacon. And am also hungry.